So I used to go to this nude beach as a teen: they served delicious cocktails with little umbrellas, fruit kebabs on ice, and this great guy who now has a store- the Jamaican patty man. Of course there was also beer and pot, a few shoots, but cocktails were my thing. The beach is in Vancouver and you have to do a VERY steep hike to get down there so the police never bothered. Why am I telling you all of this? Well, I saw some truly tragic things there. One would have to assume some sort of terrible accident? Say a bris gone very wrong? Or perhaps a birth defect and I life saving operation needed to be performed. There were so many "innies" I just thought that maybe there was a meeting or something. So, perhaps our man suffers from the same affliction. I could give it a name? The no package? Tiny baby balls? No twig & berries syndrome? The no testosterone at all? OH!! WAIT!! This can happen to dogs sometimes-nothing descends and everything.... stays... tiny. I mean it would make BJ easier than brushing your teeth.... and probably not much.... toothpaste@nastynan13 if you can cope with looking closely, there doesn’t look like there’s any “rooster,” there at all. I feel like I should explain how I know this, but here goes - I used to work in a gay bar as my second job. The clientele would stand by the bar and I overheard some trannies discussing how they’d hide their man bits with string. I asked about it because I was studying behavioural sciences and I was inquisitive (it’s probably on YouTube these days, but it’d be yukky to watch). It was a trick they’d learned (not turned) to look and feel more feminine. Pinocchio’s area that we’re discussing looks as though he could be using that trick to fit into his BJJs. Being a behavioural scientist has taught me that there’s nothing about human nature that would surprise me. So that’s a distinct possibility. Plus small hands equals small package or in this case negligible.
Another thing which is somewhat related is that the Lush of Lalande “wanted privacy” yet the British TV channel who exposed the affair or wtf it is (opportunism is my take) wouldn’t have known about them, had she not been draped over him during filming. Isabelle must be horrified. She’s far from stupid and she’s a work horse, and I’m certain she would see that lazy kid for what he is. Just that, a total lazy ass. I think once the lust has gone that Pinocchio will follow shortly after and she will have to put her tits back where they belong, and deal with what could be embarrassment or perhaps there’ll be a new “editor” on the scene.
I actually asked about her massive income/trips/extravagant lifestyle etc.on one of those websites that is related to the shitooverse. What a load of sycophants. They tried howling me down. I only made an inquiry. Horrible people! Here we Tattlers have standards and grace. They should take a lesson from us
Imagine all of the people who “sneak read” here, and who will now be looking for Pin’s missing appendage. He should shove a sock in the BJJs!
Bravo! So clever
OK It's official, we are all officially on crotch watch. 🥸
No offense but I don't want anyone's fingers touching anything I eat. Especially there. She could have touched things. Many icky things before. Ugh. How would you get fed if you didn't want to eat there.... and mice.... sooo many.
Did you watch the documentary about why the milkshake and ice cream machines are always broken. Seriously-a whole documentary.
I don't think the church really took into consideration the amazing parenting skills two dads have. I have never met two dads who didn't have ON POINT parenting skills. My daughter and I were just watching a house tour and she said -wow, I wanna be their kid (art school in Socal, so yup all very liberal) and I said hey! Thanks!! And she said, don't you? Umm yes. Two dads -the church is missing out. Fools.
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so you go right ahead and change out that baby Jesus!!
