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So sorry about your lovely dad. He sounds amazing..
Does modelling for Oliver count?!!
I used to be! I doubt Stephanie could sit still for long periods which is a prerequisite of the job
Annalise described herself as a "chavvy (gobby and rebellious ) teenager and says that she and Dan mostly moved in different sets, implying that Dan was different and probably more reserved. She goes on to say that they may squabble at times but that Dan is the "love of her Life" and that she can't imagine her life without him.
I certainly don't see Annalise as a pushover. and the downtrodden, submissive partner. She has shown that she has her own friends and seems to enjoy socialising at the Chateau - I think that she appears to be the more confident socialiser of the two and probably has quite a feisty side if pushed.
Little Lord Snort-A-Lot hasn't a clue, not an iota of an idea nor a scintilla of knowledge of how to "dress" a table. His Treascape (served in lieu of supper because - as ever - timing in the kitchen was at odds with an actual clock) is beyond odd. Not just odd: it's wrong in so many ways. He tries so desperately hard to please SJ but, over and over again, just looks a complete idiot.
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He is an ignoramus par excellence.
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He is an ignoramus par excellence.
LEAVE DANALISSE ALONE!
Does she have an ovarian cysts and is basically fairly ill???
We're only trying to help.
Just watched Squirrel’s latest vlog. I’m not English, so maybe I’m missing something… but why are there champagne flutes for afternoon tea? I thought it was afternoon tea? Also, the tablecloth had wrinkles in it! Squirrel…some advice…if you’re going to the trouble of vlogging to thousands of people about how to set a table, it needs to be perfect. Which means you get an iron and you iron the tablecloth! (I have heat-proof pads on my table to protect the mahogany finish, so I can iron the tablecloth while it’s on the table).
The whole thing was cringe worthy. There was absolutely nothing special about that tablescape. And he’s explaining how to set the cutlery? Are you kidding? I learned how to properly set the table at the age of 6!
Embarrassing.
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nomination!! 
With you 100 percent Comte, what I find hilarious, is when I approach Brussels on the train, the announcements and the info display onboard switch from dutch to french, all this on a 40 journey.
Preach! My mom had me setting the table at age six. Who does he think he is schooling?Just watched Squirrel’s latest vlog. I’m not English, so maybe I’m missing something… but why are there champagne flutes for afternoon tea? I thought it was afternoon tea? Also, the tablecloth had wrinkles in it! Squirrel…some advice…if you’re going to the trouble of vlogging to thousands of people about how to set a table, it needs to be perfect. Which means you get an iron and you iron the tablecloth! (I have heat-proof pads on my table to protect the mahogany finish, so I can iron the tablecloth while it’s on the table).
The whole thing was cringe worthy. There was absolutely nothing special about that tablescape. And he’s explaining how to set the cutlery? Are you kidding? I learned how to properly set the table at the age of 6!
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You can have a champagne afternoon tea for a special occasion. My son bought me one for my birthday in a posh local hotel.Just watched Squirrel’s latest vlog. I’m not English, so maybe I’m missing something… but why are there champagne flutes for afternoon tea? I thought it was afternoon tea? Also, the tablecloth had wrinkles in it! Squirrel…some advice…if you’re going to the trouble of vlogging to thousands of people about how to set a table, it needs to be perfect. Which means you get an iron and you iron the tablecloth! (I have heat-proof pads on my table to protect the mahogany finish, so I can iron the tablecloth while it’s on the table).
The whole thing was cringe worthy. There was absolutely nothing special about that tablescape. And he’s explaining how to set the cutlery? Are you kidding? I learned how to properly set the table at the age of 6!
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I wasted 4:50 of my day watching this .....Just watched Squirrel’s latest vlog. I’m not English, so maybe I’m missing something… but why are there champagne flutes for afternoon tea? I thought it was afternoon tea? Also, the tablecloth had wrinkles in it! Squirrel…some advice…if you’re going to the trouble of vlogging to thousands of people about how to set a table, it needs to be perfect. Which means you get an iron and you iron the tablecloth! (I have heat-proof pads on my table to protect the mahogany finish, so I can iron the tablecloth while it’s on the table).
The whole thing was cringe worthy. There was absolutely nothing special about that tablescape. And he’s explaining how to set the cutlery? Are you kidding? I learned how to properly set the table at the age of 6!
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I'm still giggling about Snorty suggesting going outside to get horseradish for tea time, when it was not tea time at ALL, and was probably closer to being the middle of the night.
C'mon Fanny, lets go outside and make sure everybody notices that it's pitch black outside.
C'mon Fanny, lets go outside and make sure everybody notices that it's pitch black outside.
@KyBourbon I did laugh when I read your post. Same in my family - chores started at school age - like child slavery! Setting table, bed making (pre doona/duvets, so several blankets and bedspread), dish drying, rubbish, etc.
For an indulged child like BJJ, I suppose these are new skills.
For an indulged child like BJJ, I suppose these are new skills.
In a moment when there is a new covid doing the rounds , Putins forces are amassing on the Ukraine border, can't figure America out anymore, what does PJ do to save planet, sets a fcuking table......badlyJust watched Squirrel’s latest vlog. I’m not English, so maybe I’m missing something… but why are there champagne flutes for afternoon tea? I thought it was afternoon tea? Also, the tablecloth had wrinkles in it! Squirrel…some advice…if you’re going to the trouble of vlogging to thousands of people about how to set a table, it needs to be perfect. Which means you get an iron and you iron the tablecloth! (I have heat-proof pads on my table to protect the mahogany finish, so I can iron the tablecloth while it’s on the table).
The whole thing was cringe worthy. There was absolutely nothing special about that tablescape. And he’s explaining how to set the cutlery? Are you kidding? I learned how to properly set the table at the age of 6!
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Love the Nazi swastika-arranged sandwiches.
I guess we are derailing here, but I have the opposite experience, some years ago, on the Belgian coast, flemish speakers refused to answer my questions in French, I had to speak English to buy a railway ticket.
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