The Chateau Diaries #79 Tales from the Lalande Crypts.

[HalcyonOrganic]

Jikki? Jikki just popped up

 

[oooLaLande]

No GAG today!
Is this an answer to our prayers to the patron saint of vloggers?

Did you not pray hard enough?....

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Did you not pray hard enough?....


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Gorddddammmit! I just stopped believing in the patron saint of bloggers!

 

[Dippy Hippy]

Hopefully dan gets a job as a chef somewhere...


They said they've rented an aga for the secret project....hmmmm

Maybe Gerry is having is one put in his apartment? He'd roast alive though as its a small space and would the floor be strong enough?

 

[Kickintheass]

Nick's Marie is in the live so family must be all there. Also Gerry is there.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Jikki, come back!! Come back to me!

Don’t leave! NOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Lieileen]

Maybe Gerry is having is one put in his apartment? He'd roast alive though as its a small space and would the floor be strong enough?

They said Auger not Aga. Makes more sense given that Amaury will be using it.

 

[Dippy Hippy]

They said Auger not Aga. Makes more sense given that Amaury will be using it.

Yes I was the first person to say it was "auger" a few pages back. As some were insistent it was Aga I was just pointing out why an Aga wouldn't be suitable for Gerry's apartment which I think is the secret project.

 

[Parrfect Porcelane]

Hey guys, something I wanted to post now for some time.

as you know, I am all in for jokes, humor, and some funny exchange between us tattlers.


There are a few things that started bothering me a little bit though. I think that we have probably crossed the line between tattling and joking about the chateau people, and actually insulting them for psychological or physical aspects.

A snapshot of a momentarily awkwardly facial expression or body pose can be funny. No doubt.
But we should know better not to judge people for how they look like, their body types,..

what has hurt me quite a little bit was the judging and insulting because of probably existing psychological problems.

i have been and still I am dealing with multiple psy stuff. Mostly family related stuff, and I have been r…d by a family member when I was 6. Went to doctors and counselors, therapy, medics..
I haven’t found my place in this world yet. I never travelled, never had a relationship, was very dependent on my mother, didn’t go outside, have no real social life. And there are chores and work to do at my house, which basically I can’t do. I need to have people doing the renovation of my house and cutting and trimming the green.

Simply because I don’t have the energy to do that or there are days when I just feel not in the mood going outside.
There are dreams that I have, ideas I’d like to work out, but at the end nothing of that ever becomes reality because I can’t.

i know that everyone (and me) is angry about the chateau people begging and grifting for money, treating others like dirt,..

But I think that we could do better. We are tattlers and we uncover. But we should shy away from insulting and judging about their deficiencies of body or mind.

Speaking as a Mom, I wish you the best. I believe you've shared that you are Austrian. More than once I've been amazed at your grasp of the English language and you've made me LOL many times. And, you're 17 posts from VIP!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Nick's Marie is in the live so family must be all there. Also Gerry is there.

Interesting. I wonder, is there a holiday in Belgium or France that necessitated a family trip to Lalande?

I don't mind Marie. She seems like a great mom to Antoine; unlike SJ, she acts her age and conducts herself in a professional and sophisticated way even on SJ's vlogs.

 

[dumbblonde]

I wonder if Gerry's apartment will also be decorated with framed porno 'art' from his late father?

 

[oooLaLande]

Dammit! You made me watch Selmar's vlog... WHAT WAS THAT DANCE SCENE???
I feel uncomfortable and violated and traumatized by watching that weirdness...




min 19:44... Ruthie and Potty... WTH!
is Potty having a seizure?

 

[Heathcliffe]

Hey guys, something I wanted to post now for some time.

as you know, I am all in for jokes, humor, and some funny exchange between us tattlers.


There are a few things that started bothering me a little bit though. I think that we have probably crossed the line between tattling and joking about the chateau people, and actually insulting them for psychological or physical aspects.

A snapshot of a momentarily awkwardly facial expression or body pose can be funny. No doubt.
But we should know better not to judge people for how they look like, their body types,..

what has hurt me quite a little bit was the judging and insulting because of probably existing psychological problems.

i have been and still I am dealing with multiple psy stuff. Mostly family related stuff, and I have been r…d by a family member when I was 6. Went to doctors and counselors, therapy, medics..
I haven’t found my place in this world yet. I never travelled, never had a relationship, was very dependent on my mother, didn’t go outside, have no real social life. And there are chores and work to do at my house, which basically I can’t do. I need to have people doing the renovation of my house and cutting and trimming the green.

Simply because I don’t have the energy to do that or there are days when I just feel not in the mood going outside.
There are dreams that I have, ideas I’d like to work out, but at the end nothing of that ever becomes reality because I can’t.

i know that everyone (and me) is angry about the chateau people begging and grifting for money, treating others like dirt,..

But I think that we could do better. We are tattlers and we uncover. But we should shy away from insulting and judging about their deficiencies of body or mind.

Well said my dear lady, I'm with you on this one for sure.

 

[pink roses]

SHUT UP SUPPORT SQUIRREL!! Why does he always have to put in his two cents?

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Agree the music is so strange makes the dancing completely senseless and Tati’s moves don’t seem to coordinate with Selmar most of the time I had to fast forward as per usual just went on to long

The background music that sounds like a 2021 version of William Hung is called CARROTS by Josh Pan. It's from a royalty-free music source that YouTubers use instead of more popular music selections to avoid copyright issues. There are tons of royalty-free music available (examples would be what Dan uses). Perhaps we could all agree that based on the stuff he chooses for his vlogs, Selmar just has bad taste in music.

For your listening pleasure, here it is.

 

[MojoDublin]

his bird poop covered corpse burrito would finally be laid to rest via vlog,

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his bird poop covered corpse burrito would finally be laid to rest via vlog,

 

[Wilhelm]

Maybe Gerry is having is one put in his apartment? He'd roast alive though as its a small space and would the floor be strong enough?

Somebody mentioned it was an auger(sorry can't remember who,I'm on my phone and I have trouble going back and forth )

 

[Kickintheass]

I love it...... Marie's dog is on the Ritz bed.

 

[oooLaLande]

i'm gonna be VERY careful of what I wish for... but... how come we didn't see once single video of the squirrel dancing? SJ was filming a lot herself, and not one peep of PhiPhi's stage worthy dance moves...

I love it...... Marie's dog is on the Ritz bed.

haven't seen it, but already love it! LOL

 

[Heathcliffe]

No. definitely not one of the "fifteen" Tattlers. How dare you suggest it, @HalcyonOrganic ! We show a little bit more intelligence and intellect here!

Stinkyknickers is right, decorum!