The Chateau Diaries #52 SJ and BJJ, under the Tuscan sun. A honeymoon or a holiday?

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PCR tests are still an option.You can either show you've received your two shots or you can show a negative PCR test done in the last 72 hours
Thanks for that! Guess I still might get to return to Paris some day!
 
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Most of France are not vaccinated, hence the tough rules to force it onto people
which seems to be working, now we're on par with Germany pretty much, and we even have more partly vaccinated people than they do with a smaller population. I wonder where we'll rank in 4 weeks when the surge of people who registered to get their first shot after they announced the health pass would be mandatory will have receive their second shot.
 
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guess who was n Malta? oops that was in 2020 guys!!! haha someone is playing games. either that or his twin that doesnt mind being with women is posting on his account!!
All transactions welcome! Trotter boy, would if he thought it would get him a Shittoo.
As my dad likes to say, that one hides behind a beard.
 
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It's a crap picture of Thor in his splendour. The close up didn't do it any justice. So timeline and poor picture.
Maybe Philip one needs some help from Philip 2.

He does like to big himself up.

My Vlog is the biggest on YouTube! Dude! The man who rates his takeaways, has millions of views. He is small fry, with lazy ambitions.
 
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You cannot say the vaccinated people are the ones spreading the virus, because nobody can prove it .

Is this based on 1st 2nd or 3rd covid wave
the last one (they call it 3rd or 4th wave)
 
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I think we Tattlers should buy it, hire local nubile shirtless people, many of them, to carry out our sustainable and elegant restoration and renovation in record time; with a well-developed plan for artisanal chateau product produced by locals and sold online, as well as culture/botany events/hikes and vocational training in the foregoing for locals; interesting vlogs, with plenty of old French farmers and their willow wands, and willowy hippie goat maidens, and troglodyte wolf folk lore, French grannies cooking or making liqueur, and gorgeous Charolais beauties glowing in the twilight. Us old ones could bunk on the ground floor except in the tango ball room parlor, where what have you, from tatting to bagpiping, clogging and tai chi and tattle would be taking place. Nubile worker youths at the top, nice showers, good food, fair wage. Middle aged worker bees second floor sunning themselves before going to work with the oldies at the chateau's vlogging and social media and online sales studios in the spectacularly refinished donjon.
Imagine how many shutter dogs, cheese culture envelopes, crotch-flashing tango lessons, gay travel tips, nettle beer recipes and chav hair dye kits we could sell. Not to mention all the goods we dumpster dive off Lalande. And treat in our popular €2500 a week tragic French granny tat fumigation workshops.
A huge immaculate swimming pool with plenty of shade for those of us of the pasty white Celtic persuasion. Huge immaculate wifi.
We'd scare the piss out of them.
We could call it Chateau Cancans.
 
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Ohhh maybe that’s why she’s out so fast
 
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Aah my, I couldn't sleep and got up to chat a bit. And found this. My point of view is that it makes sense to get as much protection as possible. If you haven't got protection, what you doing in a war zone? And I have been in a few and it has proven to be a sound principle; I am still here in mostly one piece with every thing functioning. To me, that's the wise choice and you don't have to get shot to realise it.

Oh, OK. Is all gone now. Good, was a bit nasty.
 
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I own a business most of us chose to get vaccinated. We’ve all had childhood vaccines and most the flu shots so why not. I’d rather not take the chance.
 
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Only if it got topless dancing girls...
And a casino
And lots of ice cream...
 
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The vaccines may not be perfect but it's the best chance we have right now. I was certainly relieved to get my double vaccine although I still make sure that I follow all the safety guidelines. We are still wearing masks in indoor public spaces here.

Only if it got topless dancing girls...
And a casino
And lots of ice cream...
- and some sunshine!

As @Marquis de Potpourri landed in Paris a few days ago what are the travel requirements at the moment in France?
This seems to be the most up to date guidance for France.

 
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Yes, after 2 reschedules (by the pharmacy, not by me) for my second shot, I finally got it! Masks aren't required here if you have had 2 shots but I haven't seen anyone get "carded" for proof.
 
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Morning everyone - just catching up with a coffee. Last night I went back to the Fleuries vlog to finish watching - the end is very sweet. But noticed the vlog title had changed again. This one more in line with what they vlog about. I wondered if success stories didnt like the words foraging and pro. One thing is for sure the comments held very little in praise of FRK's visit and stayed on track with what they do - because they do it themselves and well. Hydrangea Gate seems to have upset the florist cart. Well done everyone.

Thank you for taking one for the team and recapping this awkward unboxing. I only got as far as the Chanel perfume regifting and Nutty praising Fanny's ability to talk about a topic - off the top of her head. Nutty you need to get out more. What made me jump back was Cara saying she smells good without perfume and Fanny telling her yes she does smell good. I thought Cara was quite snaky with the Caddy Shaddy unwrapped team. Something is out of place here. Either Cara is sick of them, or they have one difficult superfan on their hands. Either way it is a match made in heaven! LOL toothbrushes - you are so right, you just can not make this shit up! Cheers!
 
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Wow. These threads move fast.
At least they treated Cara decent. I do wonder if she is featured in tomorrow's vlog.
Maybe she got a panic attack or anxiety from being away from her husband. (She was squeezing that terracotta guy firmly!)
They were really nice to Cara and she seemed really nervous. I felt kind of terrified for her. I think she's so far out of her comfort zone now that it isn't just a tv show.
 
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Meanwhile....Ryan is still vlogging from Phuket. In the rainy season. He may be there awhile as he's found a hotel for €23 a night.
 
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I haven't watched the Fleuries vlog yet. I watched Dan's first because...well...he's DAN!...LOL...then I watched the gift grab...watched til the end...it was a hardship but I slogged through...LOL...and I actually loved that picture book at the end. My daughter has made me a couple of those bespoke books and I love them. And I enjoyed the stroll through time because I actually loved the vlogs in the beginning. As for the rest, I couldn't really pay attention. I'd look up when a new gift was opened, just to see what it was but for the most part I multi-tasked at my desk, just kind of listening. Still not sure why Cara is leaving early although she did say early on that she really missed her husband.
 
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