The Chateau Diaries #52 SJ and BJJ, under the Tuscan sun. A honeymoon or a holiday?

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I felt compelled to look up ‘love int mist’ flowers… nigella! It really is a beautiful flower.
 

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Methinks the delete button was pushed!
 
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Regarding the perfume thing with Cara vs sj: I bet Cara is a natural living lady, and avoids synthetic fragrances to keep her body healthy, like I do. It is anathema to us natural folk to spray chemicals in our hair and on our skin just for vanity’s sake

It seems SJ was misinformed: Chanel do use synthetics in fragrances

Ouf, broke my vow of chastity to check out Cara.
One thing she did get right about Lalande. The onesie situation.
If I brought my child to an event where the hostess was walking around with her knickers on show I would be straight outta there!
 
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Natti was a total contrast to her outfit a few weeks ago on the terrace in short white shorts with her Spanx visible
 
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Between getting his bunghole stretched every nite by sugardaddy Senor Teabeg, picking greenhouse tomatoes, antique shopping, and decrepit shitoo touring, how could he possibly long for his old empty life whoring in Barcelona?
I have a feeling TeaBeg is the one being scr*wed for a change, since he's too busy screwing all of his Patreons. I did notice TeaBeg is getting his muffin top back. It must be an effect of not doing "medications" that have a side effect of weight loss.
I doubt Andy was bored with his life of making lots of money and traveling when he wanted...but he will be bored with rural France and having to entertain someone who is now financially not viable for the long term.
TeaBeg seems so manic in these videos as if filming a couple of hours and then editing it same day is conflicting with his otherwise non existent busy schedule. He's lost another 1000 followers on YouTube and his income has been so low he probably only makes enough in a month to cover a couple of days with Andy. Thank God those Patreons threw thousands at him after his begging video.
I hope none of you were offended by my description of their "relationship." lol
 
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Dan's vlog re: moat work (which didnt look easy) and a good shot of the Cadeau dumpsters on the way home
lol
One dumpster for the handknits, one for the ‘art’. Where do you think the homemade preserves end up? The compost?
 
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Dan, you make my heart sing.
Nice long eye level drone shot of the bins.
Sorry, @black sheep, didn't see your post.

[Verse 1]
If you really want to see something trashy look at this
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash

[Chorus]
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash




 

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You are quit right...we ones wanted to buy a big manorhouse...wouldnt call it a chateau..it was at a beautifull place next to a river...ones owned by a french senator..the picson the agents website were more then 20 years old....we visited...omg...everything was broken...all the pipes...waterdamage all over the place..all the beautifull seilings were ruined..we couldnt visit the outbuildings..wild blackerries.everywhere..they were like three meters high...we ran off.as fast as we could....i both wish them well....and then she mentions to live in the coachhouse in winter...because otherwise the heating is too expensive...why do you want to buy a place like that in the first place....we all know those buildings are moneypitts....and it never stops...
 
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Does FRK think that is cute? To spell it incorrectly? Gosh, she is paying baby- doll voice, Sara who is a "great film maker" ( she ain't Martin Scorsese!!!!)...for what??
she also needs to stop touching her hair in her Instagram posts and vlogs-quiet hands Marie quiet hands

I think I said this before…..
 
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Would be better if they did this at a dining table so no worries about the camera causing “over exposure” ….and would be easier on everyone.
They never sit a the diningtable..i think sitting outside made things worse...come on..she is big...and the rest are minions..and i dont think Cara isnt concerned about how she looks like...good for her...i wouldnt want to look like the other two...skinny sneaky rats..its good she went there..at least her eys are open now.....still some few to go....
 
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Ivo reminded me of the British archeologists that raped the Egyptian tombs and brought everything back for their own wealth and esteem and put them in Museums. Clearly Ivo was in the right place at the right time to "acquire" stuff from Vietnam before the war as well as Chinese dynasty items before China went communist. There's a whole network of "art dealers" around the world that smuggle things past Customs and he seems to have been a beneficiary. A guy I know used to do that in London for years. He said it was too stressful in the long term.
 
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I think it's also the hangers on who are drains on money. Imagine having a full on Petherick clan around. Only Pa Petherick seems to pull his weight and at his age he should be relaxing a bit.
 
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I hope, dearest Marquis, you are prepared to have all your Tattler friends come and visit once you have found your dream chateau? We might even VOLUNTEER!!! Mojo will supply the plane!
Leasing aircraft as we speak

Whilst many of you could drive - full complement of Aston martins
New fleet of RR …
We can meander a while
 
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Same two bully’s again

SSB and Nutti … snorts in toe
Remember they gang banged marie in the kitchen with the underwear 🩲

They really are a spiteful bitchy troll
Lipstick on a
It’s still A PIG
 
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I went to check out Dan's vlog this evening and Selmar's came up in suggestions. How does Dan manage superb shots of the Shittoo, making it look almost inviting and Selmar manages a thumbnail that makes it look totally uninviting and depressing?
DIO also came up in suggestions ...I wasn't tempted

she also needs to stop touching her hair in her Instagram posts and vlogs-quiet hands Marie quiet hands

I think I said this before…..
Those Scissor hands need to be exercised...snip, snip!
 
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