the fat bike? I am right now in her. I mean on her. I mean looking at her insta.
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the fat bike? I am right now in her. I mean on her. I mean looking at her insta.
hazmat suit would be more appropriate
Absolutely. It's not a "one size fits all" scenario but very much a personal risk assessment based on ones own medical situation.
As an American -- we travel everywhere, in our cargo shorts and tube tops, proudly unmasked for God and country, love the smell of napalm in the morning -- I have to say I'm grateful to Euro Tattle for keeping us abreast on the very different COVID scenario there.I have woken up this morning, caught up with the threads, and decided that I must be either too old, too stupid, or too ill to understand this world any more. We all have different opinions here on a range of subjects, and the 'ignore and scroll on past' advice ensures that this corner of Tattler world is a great place to hang out. I love it. It is somewhat unique in its diversity and tolerance, as far as gossip sites go (at least the ones I have come across).
But, this morning, I find out on Tattle that the pandemic is over (without any telling me). Did I sleep longer than I thought?
We have spent months on here screaming and shouting about the irresponsible attitudes of our favourite vloggers in regards to travelling around unnecessarily, even if the rules say they can. And this morning, suddenly, we are applauding and encouraging one of our own beloved VIPs for a trip to France for the purposes of a chateau hunt? I've woken up in parallel universe. I used to feel so at home here.
Scroll on past me, I'm going back to bed.
(Reading the papers, which typically focus on the white boys' doings, you see them chart BoJo's trajectory (?) on COVID, which is pure bullshit and strangely empty of actual info.)
I didn't know so few French were vaxxed. The papers here in the States keep page one tallies running. Just over 50% of Americans, 195 mill, are fully vaxxed. Why are so few French vaxxed?
Are the Marquis and Cara both caught up in travel crackdowns which didn't exist when they departed? Not entirely clear to me.
Finally, I laughed out loud, sister, at the Too Old, Too Stupid, Too Ill Parallel Universe Syndrome. I talk myself down off that ledge on the daily.
One way is to remember when I was young, full of brain cells, and bulletproof? I felt the same way. Totally gobsmacked by the news from Mars.
Big hugs, badass. When my old cantaloupes still passed for knees, I strode many a treadmill to this tune.
So I fell down the rabbit hole and watched Teabeg's yesterday video. And I liked it.
He is still too cocky and doesn't always know what he is talking about ( but knows WAY more than Snorts does any day)!
I loved the music he had at the end of the video.
And I love seeing people doing the hard work restoring these chateau as this couple was doing.
He is still too cocky and doesn't always know what he is talking about ( but knows WAY more than Snorts does any day)!
I loved the music he had at the end of the video.
And I love seeing people doing the hard work restoring these chateau as this couple was doing.
A DNA lottery winner. Born into a family of bankers.
Slain. Supine. Still chortling post mortem, very slightly but perceptibly.
I have a feeling there's rather more to his back story than the luck of the draw at birth!
ding ding ding she wins the prize! @purejuice nailed it again
I am also interested in his back story, it just begins with the luck of the draw at birth. It's so much easier to make money when you already have too much of it.
I was pleasantly surprised by her outfit.
well he was born into a wealthy family of bankers, here is his fathers wiki : https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Fornesa
Excuse if I am repeating myself, I lost track of what I replied to, but he was born to a family of bankers. Here is his fathers wiki : https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_Fornesa
I have no idea where that information is coming from?
66.66% of French people received at least one dose of vaccine, 55.58% received all required doses
That is more than in the USA. Jus' sayin' (I live close to the French border atm, so I am keeping up to date.)
Source: https://covidtracker.fr/vaccintracker/
Surely he wouldn't let a little penis get in the way of true love!
Fanny hasn't!Surely he wouldn't let a little penis get in the way of true love!
Cara,
Thank you again for your insight.
Sad to see you go.
fat_girl_on_a_bike
you guys! apparently im fat! how come no one told me?!
i tend to not care what folks think of my appearance. i am what i am. but as my ig account is growing since my chateau visit i thought id just remind everyone new: it's none of my business what you think of me, so have at. scroll through my photos here and you will see unflattering faces, lotsa rolls, baggy teats, chubber knees and enough untidiness to keep tongues wagging for an eternity. you'll also see a missus who thinks that if she is in a photo, then it's a great photo. i am a wild, unruly beast. i gotta be this big and burly to eat dudes in pick up trucks when they harass me on my bike. chomp chomp.
those of you who love my big wobbly, hobbly, flobbly body can get agood gawk in by yputubing 'cadeaux at the chateau' where i am my usual charming and hilarious self. #ayaycaptain
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Thank you again for your insight.
Sad to see you go.
fat_girl_on_a_bike
you guys! apparently im fat! how come no one told me?!
i tend to not care what folks think of my appearance. i am what i am. but as my ig account is growing since my chateau visit i thought id just remind everyone new: it's none of my business what you think of me, so have at. scroll through my photos here and you will see unflattering faces, lotsa rolls, baggy teats, chubber knees and enough untidiness to keep tongues wagging for an eternity. you'll also see a missus who thinks that if she is in a photo, then it's a great photo. i am a wild, unruly beast. i gotta be this big and burly to eat dudes in pick up trucks when they harass me on my bike. chomp chomp.
those of you who love my big wobbly, hobbly, flobbly body can get agood gawk in by yputubing 'cadeaux at the chateau' where i am my usual charming and hilarious self. #ayaycaptain
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I think it would be easier to say what stays. Denim jeans is all I can suggest.
Get a long pointy stick!
Between getting his bunghole stretched every nite by sugardaddy Senor Teabeg, picking greenhouse tomatoes, antique shopping, and decrepit shitoo touring, how could he possibly long for his old empty life whoring in Barcelona?
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