The Chateau Diaries #50 Her laziness is spreading quicker than the delta variant.

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. Why is FRK featuring SJ again for her ’Success Stories’? Once was surely enough! Premiering at 9.pm.
 
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Aren’t these guys technically “local” now?
I was thinking the same thing however the idea that they can't find French craftsmen or that no one in France can do the work is a bit of the stretch. I have been watching the Chateau de Versailles Youtube videos and I am rendered speechless by the artistry and skills demonstrated by the expert gilders, stone masons, etc.
 
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One of the things that pushed me over the edge was the way SJ said croissant. I get a warm, fuzzy feeling knowing I never have to hear that again.
 
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Talk about stepping up, it's about time SJ realizes she's losing her first spot in vlog-lala-land. Tonight's episode of her series features Dan the Gardener as her Chef, but that story has been told (and shown) in his own daily vlogs days ago, so we all already know what happened. She's clearly not controlling the narrative anymore!
 

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Seriously who is she kidding? She doesn't wear a bra in social situations why would we believe she's wearing one while isolating alone? And who discusses whether they're wearing a bra or not unless they've been reading Tattle? You're busted Marie.
in my eyes, this is very low level to get attention for her titielovers (patreon creeps)
 
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. Why is FRK featuring SJ again for her ’Success Stories’? Once was surely enough! Premiering at 9.pm.
Yes, premiering right after CD, so all the gansta grannies can bring their wallets over to poor little FlowerWrecker, all alone quarantining for the eh, was it sixth?, day...she could do with a boost in her moral, having to detox from all the hard work at the shittoo.
 
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because day 7 is titswiggle day? 🧐 idk
Please. Put your shirt on. You're not Britney Spears struggling for your freedom. Even Britney, sad to say, all too evidently the 38-year-old mother of two, needs to put her shirt on.

Exactly that.

Marie's "interview" with Anna Lagorce as they wandered around the grounds, picking random flowers and foliage, was as excruciating as it was pitiful. I kept thinking of an enthusiastic child going on a botany walk with an indulgent aunt "oh look...it's a....NETTLE".
I gained all the information I need to have from that video about how uncared for the grounds at Lagorce are, and how completely unsuitable for any kind of a wedding they are. It's a wilderness -- my preference -- but a total rip off for the prices Edd and Anna charge.
Lots of unintended, accidental good info -- like Annelise considers herself a chav -- if you can stand Marie's grotesque gollum energy.
 
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I feel so sad for self employed people ...... how can they just keep doing this!
I have a girlfriend that was in a supermarket this week and it became a "hot zone"..... she is self isolating at home and the Gov rang her up and came round to test her and ask questions..... today the Health Dept and a Army person arrived at the door to ask if she is living alone ( she does and they know that ) plus she had to the up the nose test again. They were not mucking about with her!
If she is ok ... she will be able to get out next Tuesday .
I have heard many people over the radio say they have come back to Melbourne via plane and no one checked them !!
So .... some places they really go for it and yet .... places like the darn airport they do not !!!
Nuts !!!!
Gosh , Sydney is getting worse.
Can you believe that the UK had 29,312 new cases yesterday.
 
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in my eyes, this is very low level to get attention for her titielovers (patreon creeps)
Yes, I believe there's a barely sub subthread of catering to OnlyFans in her videos. I predict they'll get pornier the longer she's away from Lalande. Where only SJ is allowed to flash her moneymaker. o_O
 
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Vivienne seems desperate for views. EP13 was two weeks ago, Vivienne. The last time she appeared with SJ she had over 40,000 views. She is also #ing #escapetothechateau and #escapetothechateaudiy, why??? Now Sara and Steve are staying with them, why??? Will they be the next grifting couple???

EP 13 PRIVATE INVITATION! WE TOUR LEONARDO DA VINCI'S CHATEAU CLOS LUCÉ WITH @The Chateau Diaries!!
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Jul 22, 2021

EP11 LALANDE! MAGICAL ESCAPE TO THE@The Chateau Diaries & STEPHANIE JARVIS HOSTS CHEESE OF THE WEEK!
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We have a new vlog coming this evening! However, if you missed last week’s video of our day at the magnificent Château du Clos Lucé, don’t forget to check it out! ⁣

With lovely friends Stephanie and Philip, we attended the inaugural lunch of the new Leonardo da Vinci Galleries, then explored the chateau and its magnificent gardens. Life-sized replicas of Leonardo’s inventions were enjoyed to the fullest by the dapper gents, and our day finished with a grand display of hot-air balloons. ⁣

Culture, art, nature, food, friends and fun... all the things we “Chateau-Love”! ⁣
Link to our channel in the bio above! ⁣
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She’s also update her intro

This is our second chateau (kudos)
We downsized!!!😂😂😂 woof
Renovations are on going
Year 3 completed
5 bedrooms
Kitchen
Pool
And gardens
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Culture - food
( cheese 🧀 of the week )
Trips - they pay for

👍 Vivian is a class act
Sprang a few nights for her pal in a spectacular chateau… in Paris

Gotta say … girl makes me smile 😈
 
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That girl is completely off the charts. What a moron. The NHS should step up and instead of calling her, lock her up in an insane asylum. She a danger to herself and others.
It's rather easy to see where she gets her ideas from, so SJ is probably extremely proud of her exiled pupil.
Really can't see why the UK is saddled with her. No home, family or employment ties. Glad the NHS is keeping tabs on her.
 
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I was thinking the same thing however the idea that they can't find French craftsmen or that no one in France can do the work is a bit of the stretch. I have been watching the Chateau de Versailles Youtube videos and I am rendered speechless by the artistry and skills demonstrated by the expert gilders, stone masons, etc.
Thanks for the tip, this class of artisan, I think about them a lot. Ever since an art historian friend turned me on to the sublimely human and witty medieval carvers, many of them Compagnons du devoir, who anonymously built Gothic France. In that one brief moment of time Abbot Suger was allowed to preach that God is beauty, before the powers that be cut him down. The angry nativity in the choir screen at Notre Dame, which may have survived the fire, is one of those humanist carvings I think of practically every day. Before politicians and kings turned God into a mean Daddy like themselves. Don't you know this guy had seen this exhausted mother with his own eyes?
Ohhhh, now I get to look at good videos, thanks. One of the reasons, despite their many genocidal sins, the French will always be better than the rest of us.

I was thinking the same thing however the idea that they can't find French craftsmen or that no one in France can do the work is a bit of the stretch. I have been watching the Chateau de Versailles Youtube videos and I am rendered speechless by the artistry and skills demonstrated by the expert gilders, stone masons, etc.
Not finding them on Youtube. Might you have a link? Thank you.
 

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Seriously who is she kidding? She doesn't wear a bra in social situations why would we believe she's wearing one while isolating alone? And who discusses whether they're wearing a bra or not unless they've been reading Tattle? You're busted Marie.
I'm no fan of hers, but to be fair, a lot of women like to joke about wearing a bra as a marker of how much effort they were willing to put in that day. Although when she's such a big fan of not wearing one it is odd that she's bragging about putting one on now, in quarantine, when there's nobody around to know or care.
 
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here in Lux (bordering with FR in the north) there are obligatory vacations for all construction workers = Just as every year, a collective agreement in Luxembourg means that employees in the construction industry take their holiday as from Friday July 27 until August 19. That means over 500 companies and nearly 17,000 workers are affected by the legally established collective holiday period.

to me, it is still baffling bc this is normally the period everyone can actually build something bc the weather is ok ...
Yeah, she mentioned that the architect will now be supervising the terrace rebuild but it can't happen until Sept because the architect firm and building firm are closed during August. She said she was glad she had an English builder (Ian). Hence his sarcastic (IMO) remark that he doesn't take vacation.
 
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29,312 new cases yesterday. That's so shocking. This government is so crap at protecting its citizens.
But high vaxx, so most of those cases symptom free. It makes a difference.

Really can't see why the UK is saddled with her. No home, family or employment ties. Glad the NHS is keeping tabs on her.
She’s scarily close to where I live, don’t think she’ll bother visiting our corner of the south though, far too chavvy.
 
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Yes, I believe there's a barely sub subthread of catering to OnlyFans in her videos. I predict they'll get pornier the longer she's away from Lalande. Where only SJ is allowed to flash her moneymaker. o_O
spot-on, roadkill needed to get away to shine bright like saggy tittie she is
 
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