*** BREAKING NEWS ***
Stephanie Jarvis of the Château Diaries, the famous vlogger and château owner, announced this morning in a hastily convened press conference that she is taking a break from work this summer after many months of hard work. Stephanie, who spends her time partying, eating, sleeping for long periods, making vlogs, and traveling to other châteaux where she parties, eats, sleeps, and makes vlogs, said she's absolutely exhausted and is looking forward to her holiday. Asked what she'll be doing on her holiday, she replied: "I want to do something different, something I've never done before. I'm going to visit all my friends in their châteaux. I'm looking forward to partying, sleeping in, eating lots of food, and making more vlogs about partying, sleeping in, eating lots of food, and - and this will be something new - doing plenty of shopping". Stephanie, who hasn't stopped working since she began vlogging, also spoke about the downside of being famous: "Being a celebrity isn't easy. I have to wear extra large sunglasses when I go out in case people recognize me and start asking me for my autograph. I sometimes wish that I wasn't as famous as I am. Now I know what it must be like to be a Hollywood film star". Asked how she sees the future, she replied: "I'm going to continue making vlogs, eating, sleeping a lot, doing plenty of shopping, and visiting other châteaux".
*** BEGMANIA UPDATE ***
Billy Pickpocket of Begmania has released a statement to the press about the planned extension work at Begmania. In the statement, he said that "Patrons will now be able to pay to watch the construction work they've paid for. Monies received will fund further construction work that they can pay to watch, and so on. It really is a marvelous opportunity for châteaux lovers everywhere". He also said that Michael is seeking to change his name to Michael Pickpocket de Begmania in an attempt to make his name sound more aristocratic.