Ok, I have to move on to Lalalande, I can’t talk about MPK anymore. I’ve already given that clown too much attention already, he’s mentally exhausting.
Take this all with a wink and a nod, because the ”pool party” scene was hilarious, not funny ha ha, more like ”My God it’s hilarious they even filmed this ridiculousness!”.
SJ and her synchronized swimming club rejects looked nuts floating in that kiddie pool! They put two giant inflatables in there so they could float in six inches of water? Even if Davy had shorts, where was he going sit? On Nati’s lap? There was no room for Canadian what’s her name. Just invest in a larger pool! Get one of those Intex pools, a three to four footer for the summer, they are not that expensive. Sometimes, I swear SJ is such a cheapskate! I’d have thrown those stupid floaties in the moat! They are enormous and Marie and Nati looked like absolute pool hogs taking up all of the room, the poor new girl probably wanted to get in, but was afraid to ask them to chuck the peacock to make room. And who brings brioche to a, what I’m calling, trailer park pool party? Because the one thing I want is bread bloat in a bathing suit. Maybe it’s worth it if it’s normal pool party food, hot dogs, hamburgers whatever. This whole ”I’m quirky in a kiddie pool” schtick is getting old. At some point, it’s no longer quirky to “glam up” in a matching bathing suit and sun hat to sit in an inflatable pool eating brioche, it falls more into “is she off her meds” territory. Before you come for me, I’m not anti-kiddie pool, we’ve been there: camping in 100 degree weather, small spaces, little kids, easy to clean, yadda yadda. With the amount of cash she brings in a month, she could buy everyone in the house their own pool paradise, complete with an inflatable bird of their choosing. Just get a larger pool ya lunatics!
(ah...the memories...
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At least she did spur the Shatoo Queen into cleaning out her closets. No word yet on how many rat traps were required, tho....
