The Chateau Diaries #47 How to succeed in Business without really trying (to work)

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Can someone fill me in on what's happening with Selmar and this Tatyana person?
Tatty Yana is ,as now stated by Selmar, his girlfriend. It is doubtful they have met physically. The plan is for them to buy a chateau together. She ‘has been’ a freelance ( infrequent) presenter and author she is 50 but all the photos she has posted show her as much younger. She is due to arrive at Lalalande in September. She ( allegedly) decided to travel from the UK to Turkey recently( a red zone country and as such essential travel only) for a medical ‘procedure’ during which time she was taken ill with gallstone problems. The surgery ( allegedly) didn’t go as planned so she has to have another in a few days time. Her family had not been made aware of this emergency and when they did find out via a third party Tatty Yana didn’t answer their numerous phone calls, (see previous post). From this post it would appear they were also not aware of Tatty Yana’s relationship with Selmar. Tatty Yana is controlling all communication at the moment which leads one to believe that something is not quite right and that Selmar is being used, perhaps as her stepping stone to fame and fortune ( ???????)
The word Catfish has also been mentioned many times here. There are also questions as to whether Selmar is in on all this and it is a long con. Time will tell.
 
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Going off the love fest in the comment section, his subs are buying it. I mean, a lot of his subs believed him and Steph were an item, they aren’t super bright over there
They were led down the fantasy path of a real romance between Stephanie and Michael primarily by Ma Petherick. She posted photos of the two of them gazing at each other with hearts around, I think Valentine's Day, last year? Someone might remember. Whatever, it was a very blatant push to promote the idea of them as a couple. And it worked.
Either Michael knew about the post and condoned it, making him a hypocrite (I've never hidden the fact that I'm gay - yeah righto) or he didn't, in which case his mother is not exactly supportive of him. Either way, a pretty poor show and in my opinion reveals appalling judgement.
 
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That was pretty funny! It looked like she was trying to shake off the human equivalent of herpes.


One Louis Vuitton Speedy and a box of Magnums
That was the creepiest part of the vlog for me. That Philip forces his hugs on Kat and she doesn't push him off, probably because she doesn't dare offend his personal patron and her boss, Stephanie. If I was Kat, I would have shoved my foot so far up his ***, I would have lost my shoe.
 
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there was a link you had posted which lead to Andrew's or Danny's escorting ads. I've looked for it but I can't find it. I can't believe Gwen called those that unsubscribed "homophobic s***s". I want to send a message to her with that link. Shameless woman. Viewers are only good when they make money for them.
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She will only say you are "escortphobic". No whoreshaming please! 😂😂
 
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CD thread remains the same. Nothing new to gossip about. MPK has provided a small respite.
Normally I’d skip through the MPK talk, but what he pulled was actually scandalous and worth looking into to. Ya’ll might be twisting my arm to tune into more of his videos, it’s fascinating to watch people who lack so much self-awareness.
 
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@Jikki2 there was a link you had posted which lead to Andrew's or Danny's escorting ads. I've looked for it but I can't find it. I can't believe Gwen called those that unsubscribed "homophobic s***s". I want to send a message to her with that link. Shameless woman. Viewers are only good when they make money for them.
The escort ad now only has Danny's info but I believe sending a message through https://www.basmaignee.com/contact-us/ website it goes directly to Gwen.
 
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Tatty Yana is ,as now stated by Selmar, his girlfriend. It is doubtful they have met physically. The plan is for them to buy a chateau together. She ‘has been’ a freelance ( infrequent) presenter and author she is 50 but all the photos she has posted show her as much younger. She is due to arrive at Lalalande in September. She ( allegedly) decided to travel from the UK to Turkey recently( a red zone country and as such essential travel only) for a medical ‘procedure’ during which time she was taken ill with gallstone problems. The surgery ( allegedly) didn’t go as planned so she has to have another in a few days time. Her family had not been made aware of this emergency and when they did find out via a third party Tatty Yana didn’t answer their numerous phone calls, (see previous post). From this post it would appear they were also not aware of Tatty Yana’s relationship with Selmar. Tatty Yana is controlling all communication at the moment which leads one to believe that something is not quite right and that Selmar is being used, perhaps as her stepping stone to fame and fortune ( ???????)
The word Catfish has also been mentioned many times here. There are also questions as to whether Selmar is in on all this and it is a long con. Time will tell.
Thank you! It certainly sounds like a catfish situation. It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out
 
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Also guys....I don't know how to screen shot on here from the offering SJ has tatted together today...but when showing the bust that daddy made and Ian fixed ( WHERE WAS PHYLLIS AND HIS SUPER GLUE?????) please take note in the background of the VERY dead plant in the boudoir.
One of the plants that PJ had repotted ? 🤪
 
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CD thread remains the same. Nothing new to gossip about. MPK has provided a small respite.
Normally I’d skip through the MPK talk, but what he pulled was actually scandalous and worth looking into to. Ya’ll might be twisting my arm to tune into more of his videos, it’s fascinating to watch people who lack so much self-awareness.
Right! The latest Chateau Diarrhea vlog was such a snooze fest. Brocante blah blah blah... pointing camera at plaster blah blah blah... pool "party" with brioche because soggy bread is great and Stefanny sleeping in old, filthy bedding. What else is new?

At least Teabag is bonking a real hot bleep and being delusional on camera. 🎉🎈
 
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I think Kat has evaluated what the next month holds for her and is just not buying it. Marie will probably leave in the next week or so and that will leave the cooking to Kat. August will be a busy month for fans to be visiting so she will be overwhelmed with the work....they probably talked about this on their girls week-end. Smart lady to get out of Dodge while she can.
It would be hilarious if Dan refuses to cook in that not suitable kitchen...In my mind i see Fan Flash and snort slaving away to feed their guests..Nahhh not going to happen..If she cannot find a cook she closes up and disappears to another grifters chateau...
 
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Just going to say it. That cabbage bowl Princess Stefanny in her Princess Grace chignon and outfit picked up at the Brocante is fugly. It's vile. It looks like an old man's legs with varicose veins. She then said it would be ideal for summer-themed garden parties. Cue summer-themed parties. We HAVE to have one, to celebrate my exquisite cabbage bowl.

Her getting into bed under the toile comforter that's been sitting unwashed in a bin bag in the attic amongst the owl and bat tit, made me gag. It's all so grubby and gross.
 
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Because I'm really interested, and because bad plans are way more instructive than good ones, I have watched the entire video of Davy's plan for the garden.
First, the drawings are concept drawings, as he calls them, amenable to micro and macro change, not detailed architectural landscape plans. Some are his 7th or 8th iteration of a plan.
This is a good and wise move. To criticize him for not producing action plans is not appreciating a good strategy. I'd wager what he has done is like what politicians do, convening a commission to study the problem. Until it goes away.
Overall, pleasantly surprised. It is what it is: Very good indeed. And certainly not the demento Marie Antoinette fake shepherdess garden I imagined. Back on the Davy train.

Area 1: Potager:
✔He advocates calling in an expert to care for the old fruit trees, to restore them to the espalier state they were planted for. Of all the universally neglected and abused beings at the chateau, for me, the fruit trees were right up there with the chickens, pea chicks, Ruby et al. That shot of decades of lichen growing on them like yak hair haunts me to this moment. Davy FTW
🔙 He avers the irrigation system will last for decades. He does not say if Matt's new pipeline will supply sufficient water pressure to use the irrigation system.🤡
✖ No chicken house location or chicken protection fencing plan. 👺
🔜 Stephanie suggests installing fridge, sink and kettle -- but no loo or shower -- in gardener's tea room. Again, I'd be very very careful about those chocolate pies The Help are serving. :poop:

Area 2: Two main courtyards:
Working courtyard:
✔Introducing the first of several oval-shaped beds planned for throughout the garden. Easy to mow around. Davy suggests each could be planted with a theme, including Asian/Moorish/African/paradise garden. This is a good anti-Versailles idea.
✔Extending the hedge across from the front of the chateau, including niches in the hedge for benches.
✔Maintaining its rural, livestock and farm machinery [camper?] character.
✔ Subterranean ancient moat can't be restored, but is to be commemorated with bluestone paving, and planters with blue flowers, atop its length. My idea exactly, therefore A plus.
Entrance courtyard:
Safety measures:
✔Parenthesis of oblong-trimmed pleached lime trees around fountain box hedging: Adds structure and formality. Light, not too pretentious, not so symmetrically laid out as to call attention to the asymmetry of chateau front, see through. Another subtle anti-Versailles idea. Also, all the corners of the box hedges have been driven over by cars. 🥴
✔Installation of metal edging between gravel and lawn, to protect mower and driver from pinging shooting stones.:love:

Area 3: Parterre garden:
Davy has done his homework, as no one else has, and notes the origin of the pre-Renaissance jardin a la francaise in Moorish, north African, Alhambra gardens of paradise. Good one. Excellent. 🌟
The gardens of the Alhambra are probably the best place I ever visited, and the most influential. Anybody who knows that is OK with me.
Gothic architecture itself is based on Islamic. As such, it is the anti-Versailles. If not the actual revenge of Bobadil and Atahualpa.

Its location appears to be outside the old part of the chateau. It is small and simple, definitely not the OTT fountain of Apollo Versailles thing I was expecting. (Although I love the fountain of Apollo and nearly passed out when I saw it. Lots of money and the best artists and fascist art, oooohhh grrrl. Fascists do have great art.)

✔ Davy points out the chateau is simple and not over-ornamented, and so his design for the jardin a la francaise isn't either. "It would look weird and it's an enormous amount of upkeep."
SJ seems to concur. In discussing a simplified plan of planting ornamental grasses around the box triangles, Davy says it simplifies upkeep -- over bedding plants -- and SJ says, that's good for any future financial scenario. Ornamental grasses are beautiful in the wind, more anti-Versailles natural motion. 🆙
✔ Its triangular lines will not be demarcated in disease-prone box. SJ brings it up, Davy says in Flanders, where he lives, nothing is planted with box anymore.
I feared total delusion here and a plantation for box disease like the unvaxxed of Missouri are the font of all U.S. Delta variation COVID infections. Lalande-centered pandemic avoided.🤑
✔ New oval beds to be installed between the parterre and the front hedge/wall, extending the theme begun in the working courtyard. Simple, not pretentious, more anti-Versailles.

Area 4: Swimming pond:
This is Potts' desideratum, along with the tandoori oven.🤡
Please note neither adds value to the property as a less grotty swimming pool adjacent to a hideous suburban BBQ and fire pit station would. This whole thing is pure folly, even though a good farm pond is my preferred style of swimming and this restoration sounds environmentally respectful of the former fishery pond, and appropriate. I'd go with Potts and restore this first if I were spending the money.

✖ Requires a bespoke metal bridge from parterre, across the moat, to pond. Potty could use a walk around the long way.🐷
✔ Repair of lime render stone walls, and installation of capstones to repair decades of water damage
✔ Tree removal.
✔ Installation water plants, frog friendly riparian areas, respectful of historical intake and outtake systems. 🐸

Area 5: Landscape garden, right side of rear garden leading to the lake:
In discussing tree removal, Davy brings up trees in the lake and says he's leaving them for now, because there's so much they don't know about how the lake is to be restored.
✔ Let the grass grow a little taller to appear like a meadow, and mow in a semi-circular grass path, along the moat to the lake bank. Natural wind motion, anti-Versailles. :love:
↘ Regrade the entire lawn, which has a hump in the middle, so it slopes evenly toward the lake. This hump foreshortens the view. This would drive some people crazy, but I'd put my money in restoring the lake first. As promised.
✔ Decorative edging plants along the dry moat, the edge of which is dangerous to mow.

Area 6: Back yard, left side of rear garden, including chapel and amphitheater:
Davy once again goes for financial prudence and simplicity. But for the proposed chapel wall and OTT amphitheater.
He says he could design a very elaborate garden for this space, but the upkeep would be disastrous.
✔Her weenie box parade is to be demolished and the poormouth plantlings, Davy says diplomatically, "used elsewhere" which I suspect is a euphemism. Quite right too. He still is the only person who says no to her. To be replaced with a "more impressive" rank of clipped, non-disease prone, yews. Planted farther apart as they recede in the distance toward the lake to increase the elongation of the view.
✔Parterre-like geometric beds paralllel to terrace to be delineated with sheared box-like plants.
✔ No plantings against old walls, which Davy says are to be repointed.
✔Terrace to be extended, levelled, surfaced with water tight pavement, keeping the renovated walls stable for the next two centuries. Emphasis on restoration, good. SJ appears to agree.🌟🌟
✔Extends wall from edge of terrace all the way to the chapel. This is his big move and I'd call it a qualified success, about visually levelling the view of the chateau and chapel from a distance. Nothing I care about. Could be done with planting.
✔Installs steps on chapel incline to lawn.
✔Paint the pergola white or dark because the present preservative green is hideous. He has a way of pointing out her errors of taste in the nicest but most pointed way.
✔Installation of horizontal and vertical sunshades on terrace pergola. Adds value
✖ Visually where the lawn dips into the forest, jars the view. Davy installs more steps here, which bisect the upcoming....
✖.....amphitheater. Spare me.🕺
↙ Night-blooming moonlight white flower garden around the chapel. Stephanie says the moonlight hits the chapel and for the after-party glass of wine she wants a white garden. Davy handles this stoner vampire idea rather well. 🧛‍♂️ Clipped non-box cubes of hedge material to match terrace parterres.
✔Maze garden behind the chapel -- beautifully executed for the site, which is not level, but slants upward toward the forest. Thus it could not accommodate the too-high-maintenance, disease-prone clipped box maze SJ had in mind. For me this transition from lawn to forest was the most problematic aesthetic issue of the garden. Well played, Davy. 🥇
✔Davy has just explained the area behind the chapel slopes and can't be used for a traditional Maze. PJ says, well what about this part, can't you put the maze in here? Davy quietly says this is for the clothesline. Washing hidden by hedges as planned by Davy. PJ's impertinence skewered by yet another expert. Well played, Davy. 🥇 PJ's dickless one-upsmanship game foiled again.
↘ The installation of the swimming pool where the tennis court is makes sense. While this and its accompanying hideous suburban BBQ set up adds value, I personally like it least. Except perhaps for the amphitheater.

Area 7: Island in the lake
I love this.
✔ Dream big. This posits the restoration of the lake, and also a place to stack excavated swimming pool soil.
He had also thought about planning the works. When asked she said she would like the natural pool area completed first. He then explained that in that case all of the heavy work at the back would need to be done before that as once the pool was finished there would be no access for heavy machinery. An excellent report from Purejuice 😁
 
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I am at a complete loss with Gwen. I thought she was a well brought up, rich and quite nice girl. I thought the idea was that Billy married her to raise himself and his family to her level. What has happened? She has turned into a common, foul mouthed fishwife. She won't be getting rid of them - she now fits right in.
Just what i was about to say...they are all birds of the same flock....Gwen probably grifts from her family..The rest grift on YT..Boytoy grifts on teabeg...Their guesthouse isnt rented out last year..dont know about this year...all that vlogging sure isnt good for business...at least not the way they do it..I wouldnt be surprised if the whole bunch is living off teabeg his patreons...It would certainly explain their behaviour...

I feel for Alexander...he seems a nice guy, clearly needs the YT and IG attention too..That looser of a teabeg behaved so rude to him...no need for that...when somebody isnt your type you can always stay polite...It amused me that Alexander didnt approve of teabags curtainmakings...Indeed they are much to tall...teabeg said it makes a rich feeling.. :D no ...its just louzy work...


Like i said before...all his depressions disappeared when money is coming in....he might be able to buy some stuff to keep his spirits high...

And then that rentboy....well he for sure doesnt have much charisma...though he looks fine. if you like that look at least....and i imagine his vocabulair is limited to ...suck my cock..duck my ass...and damn thats nice.....and.this feels so good....oh and not to forget....do you like this....:rolleyes:

And another thing....bringing someone home with a rentboyprofession...i for sure would not trust him for a second...i guess teabeg isnt jalous...
 
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At least know now that Gwen isn't what many people thought she was. Classic birds of the same feather kinda thing. She just happens to have more money, which we know, no matter how much one has still can't buy class.

I love her new name Gwenlania of Begmania (@MarquisOfNadaillac).
I'vee never thought that Gwen was the sharpest tool in the box nor the most educated. But I have felt for her in her situation. Not sure now.
Qui s'assemble se ressemble !
 
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That was the creepiest part of the vlog for me. That Philip forces his hugs on Kat and she doesn't push him off, probably because she doesn't dare offend his personal patron and her boss, Stephanie. If I was Kat, I would have shoved my foot so far up his ***, I would have lost my shoe.
Rather odd that Nati should be on the verge of tears and she certainly did appear so (unlike SJ's fake protests!) because Cat was leaving just for a couple of weeks and then returning. One was sitting on the other's knee by the pool; admittedly, there were only two chairs and Maria was in the other one. I did, however wonder if there was more to their relationship. Cat seemed very keen on both Hani and Mandy, when they were there. Cat may be more outspoken and confident but I think she may be quite needy underneath. I sometimes think SJ feels she is like a Bloomsbury woman, running a household of people with fluid sexual preferences and a Bohemian life, like Vanessa Bell. Vanessa had an affair with the gay, Duncan Grant, with her husband's knowledge. The affair produced a daughter who only found out that Duncan was her father many years later. V and D did not continue sleeping together but V remained in love with him and they lived in the same house until her death. The main difference, though, is that the Bloomsbury group were mostly intellectuals, had an interest in politics, and included some of the leading writers; artists; economists, and thinkers of their day. They also had good taste. La la land doesn't quite match up to that!

They buy a chateau and turned it into a trash bin!
Guess who else did that! They are not the only ones.

AND.... Snorts has a camel toe AGAIN. Ugh!! Until this twerp showed up I had only thought females would get a camel toe in too tight pants.
ALSO SJ was not has slappy happy in this version and looked like a bag lady. Sorry to offend the bag ladies.
I agree she looked really old and frumpy - years older than Vivienne. Although Simon is a bit of a know all, V and S are clearly intelligent and experienced. BJJ looked clearly uncomfortable and out of place in the company of experienced adults. I enjoyed the vlog, the L da V galleries were really interesting although SJ didn't look particularly interested and was keen to sit down. It all looked a bit too much for the two "children" who were getting bored and wanted to get back to their playthings. I suspect SJ was cross as she didn't have the option to do that video and be the star!
 
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Just going to say it. That cabbage bowl Princess Stefanny in her Princess Grace chignon and outfit picked up at the Brocante is fugly. It's vile. It looks like an old man's legs with varicose veins. She then said it would be ideal for summer-themed garden parties. Cue summer-themed parties. We HAVE to have one, to celebrate my exquisite cabbage bowl.

Her getting into bed under the toile comforter that's been sitting unwashed in a bin bag in the attic amongst the owl and bat tit, made me gag. It's all so grubby and gross.
It also looked all the wrong colour…
 
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Im so glad Kat is leaving the shatoo soon! She's the most real there and dont deserve to be treated badly.
Yes, don't go back Cat! Dont waste any more of the summer there. You're young and intelligent, with a great personality. Go live your life to the full.
 
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Thank you for the kind welcome FlyByeNight. It’s an absolute pleasure to be amongst sanity and reason!!

I’ve decided to give these contemptible begging vloggers a wide berth and shall no longer watch their videos. High time I took this action.
Despairing at them is doing me no good at all. I was positively verklempt all day after watching MPK’s latest pathetic shake of his bowl.

Ridiculous really, as MPK and SJ are absolute strangers to me, and I’m annoyed at allowing myself to be so affected.

Last year, during a time of global upheaval and upset when I dreaded hearing the latest daily death count, their innocuous and charmingly entertaining videos of chateau life in France gave light relief and a welcome distraction.

However, their monstrous egos have taken over and now all I see is a constant push for other people’s money to fund their revolting lifestyles.

I see them for what they are, despicable grifters lacking in moral or ethical consideration for others.

Instead of genuinely appreciating their good fortune and fame, they blithely squander thousands of euros given in handouts.

MPK with his lavish misuse of Patreon funds on hedonistic debauchery and SJ (far more cunning I grant you) is acquiring a substantial personal wealth fund, little of which I see proportionately as being properly spent on the renovations of her chateau (historical farmhouse in reality!).

With their inflated sense of their own importance, the craving for attention and to be admired; both are classic narcissists.

I can no longer watch Michael’s excruciating descent into the circles of hell, Longfellow’s line comes to mind….‘Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad’.
 
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