The Chateau Diaries #4 Jarvis in Jeopardy

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For him to outright admit that he has no ideas for content is confirmation of what I have known all along.

Everything that comes out his mouth his absolute horse-shit - all the times he's made up some bogus "factoid" on the spot to try and sound knowledgeable and pseudo intellectual always had me in fits of laughter at his ridiculousness.

Never has there been a better example of "The Emperor's New Clothes".

Begging Boy has finally been revealed for what he is - a boring, lazy, one dimensional, one trick pony.

An empty vessel.
 
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Good point and thanks for pointing out the cultural perception of flirting! I'm most definitely stuck to the Asian culture of not showing too much affection, to the point that SJ stating Isabelle not buying her presents as a gift did not faze me as much (wait, what does this say about my childhood.........)


Michael just answered a common his video from last week that he will post a new video but not today (Friday) because he's got no interesting footage at the moment and he wouldn't want to post a boring video as he did too many times before.
Wow ok, that's a huge proclamation. If it is stated that way, seems like the comments on his own vlog (and here if he reads?) may be getting to him.
 
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Poor Michael Trotter. Run out of ideas? Spare me! Very inconvenient when you have ‘patrons’ who are looking for actual content. No wonder he is favoring GoFundMe and BuyMeaCoffee; donations rather than sponsorship. It’s OK though - Ma Petherick to the rescue with an implausible explanation, “concentrating on artwork”.



 
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Trotter Boy hasn’t come in terms with his mediocrity. His vlog will improve 100% when he drops his facades. That Michael we saw in Lalande a year ago needs to come back. Now he’s too self-aware, too obedient for the non-existent “how to do a perfect YT-video”-rule book that he’s managed to drain all relatability and emotion out of his vlog. Even Pa Trotter seems hilarious and interesting beside him. It’s just a boring documentary of building a gardener’s cottage, he hasn’t filmed anything interesting for a long time. He’s totally forgotten his main audience is middle aged women, he doesn't like this fact, but he hasn't got any street credibility with a younger crowd or DIY men.
 
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Perfectly put. I get glimpses of Dad as a handsome and charming younger man, and he doesn't seem so affected by the camera being there. Sometimes I wonder why they don't just dig around for old photo albums when they run out of content. Selmar does. I guess that puppy will keep the middle aged women on board though. It's another long-haired chihuahua and I'm here for it.
 
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I almost feel sorry for MP, he really does seem so lost in general and this YT success has, I think, made him focus on just short term pointless goals. What happens when, or if, the gardeners cottage is finished? Maybe he plans to go around the place renovating other things for Billy and Gwendoline! Seems a bit of a lonely life for a young single person.
 
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I have searched and searched in the past and again more recently. There is not a single interior that matches hers. It’s a basement flat I think and has a pink courtyard (Flat B). TV above radiator cover, grey fireplace, yellow door, yellow silk curtains, quirky, colourful. No door to kitchen, white with beech worktops and dark mosaic tiles. Artwork everywhere... Only slightly obsessed She may have taken it off of course. I would have in her shoes. We won’t be the only ones looking.

That’s probably why she loves them so much!

??? Context?? What does?
Some people think Hihellohowr31 is BG...
 
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Wonder if Hanni is continuing her Single White Female theme and staying in SJ’s London Flat.....
 
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MP's the most boring person in his own vlog, shouldn't things revolve around him? Now he's the invisible cameraman filming his father and Sean.

Wonder if Hanni is continuing her Single White Female theme and staying in SJ’s London Flat.....
You're clever! Yes, Hanni is staying there.
 
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Trotter Boy hasn’t come in terms with his mediocrity. His vlog will improve 100% when he drops his facades. That Michael we saw in Lalande a year ago needs to come back.
That person never existed, it was always just a reflection of SJ's vivacious personality onto a one dimensional stooge. As soon as she is removed from the scene - Poof! The illusion exposed. Smoke and Mirrors.

Same for everyone who has tried to set up a channel on the back of her success.

She's like the Sun - everybody looks bright and shiny in her orbit, but when the Sun goes down you realise they are all just fragments of rock and space dust aimlessly floating in the black nothingness.
 
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That person never existed, it was always just a reflection of SJ's vivacious personality onto a one dimensional stooge.
After the cottage is done, he and Billy just take turns filming each other moving the lawn.
 
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??? Context?? What does?
I must be losing it! I am sure I read a very nasty post about this thread. Sounded so much like what BG would rant about but when I just went to read it again it was no where to be found. Is this site monitered? Could have been removed. Either that or I am going crazy.
 
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It may well have been removed. Posts can be reported to admin. I just read the ‘rules’ for Tattle (boring I know), but they do prohibit nasty comments about posters or topics in general (also some interesting rules around respecting the privacy of forum subjects, careful June’s Journeyers).

After the cottage is done, he and Billy just take turns filming each other moving the lawn.
And collecting the broken Range Rover from across the countryside.
 
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After the cottage is done, he and Billy just take turns filming each other moving the lawn.

Literally, you've just captured the very essence and sum total of what the Pethericks have to offer.

They are bland mediocrity personified.
 
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Secret Santa, Dear Brenda style. Escape to De Lalande (unOFFICIAL) page is asking everyone who entered to hand over their email address and includes a handy complete listing of all 50 participant’s names. “Your secret is safe with us!”

 
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since you thank everyone so nicely, I think you forgot to mention your patreon
 
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It was definitely a SJ,left out session,funny!
 
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it is not that I don't like it, it is fun in a way, I just don't get the esthetic of it
its like a puzzle, I am trying to find some predictors and common denominators of what to expect next, or why the previous stuff is there, but so far she buys anything outrageously expensive, collectible, antique (something that would have value if restored - nothing wrong with that) but it just doesn't go together
if you take the pieces and put them in different homes than it would make more sense, some of them you should get rid of altogether (there is a lots of kitsch and I dont mean the gifts)
so far to me it is not design risk (I really wanted itto be) but more like no taste of spoiled girl (it is all brands all value some memorabilia - we bought it somewhere with my father... but no coherence or style)

this brings me to the thought since she has home in London and one in SA, she still might restore the manor till she finds a baron, till the patreon money flows, till the naive volunteers put the work in, then sell it and make a serious buck on it as was the original plan
 
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I been trying to work out what happened.But yes no longer happening!

Thanks,glad I'm not alone!I picked it up when she first said she was collecting him after the lockdown.Im sure he stayed less time than was planned.Also when his mom collected him,she was angry with SJ.SJ,gave him a piles of cloth as a compensation gift!

My feeling is that the Oxford set are her friends.Everything else is fluid.
I think they do have a say,as they are co owners.Which affects some plans,is MP, situation.
 
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