The Chateau Diaries #4 Jarvis in Jeopardy

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I imagine they’re reading like anyone whose life was suddenly in the limelight, and all of our observations fall somewhere on a spectrum between Cbomb to C U next Tuesday.
 
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Tragic Flaw is a most excellent analogy.

"Fame" is a transient commodity and is dependent upon talent, in whatever field, to sustain it.
 
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For everyone asking, this is brenda gibbons!!!
and lets not forget everyone social media is monitored by many agencies and types of people - CH4 production, journalists (ruthywriter) etc
They look for trends, whats hot, whats not etc.
They are onto it quicker than Brenda's attachment to SJ's throat
Hihellohowr31 - I wonder about you, I really do
 
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Well I got that really wrong about Levan and his friend Baron Friso. This from his facebook.
It was not Dana
But still, she didn't look happy at all near the bread oven.
A beautiful couple with two beautiful children.
 
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You are the Official Tattle Lalande Poet Laureate !

Very clever and funny. Congratulations on penning a poem with fact and froth . Delightful to read.
 
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"They are on to it quicker than Brenda's attachment to SJ's throat". Bloody brilliant! You have made my day!
 
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I gave up very early on, how many videos can you string painting a door over!!!!
And just because SJ manages to fill 30mins a video doesn't mean you have too.....stopped with the padding drone shots that take up half the video
 
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they have another Cinderella hidden inside the back kitchen, you can see her unedited from 3:32 apparently afraid to get out when they are filming/or just being there, maybe she needs to use servants' tunnels only
Cinderella, just another irreverent servant in la la lande


Not earthy enough since he was shy about the sex joke
A good chef only keeps his sauce on the table
 
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Oh oh I see a trip to the brocante and/or expensive porcelain shop to purchase a specific plate to showcase said khachapuri
It's time for her to add some divine French aptware into her collection. It'd work well with Spode. She should make a pilgrimage to La Toile a Loup in Paris and discover her new obsession
 
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On the salmonella: Wait, do you guys not eat half-cooked eggs? Or eggs that cook slightly from the heat of other sources (like piping hot soup or cheese)? Genuine question.
I make a rum cocktail with raw eggs in, never had an issue.
 
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Funny I saw nothing of all this.
Anyway he's been married with a beautiful woman for 15 years and they have two lovely children.
 
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I make a rum cocktail with raw eggs in, never had an issue.
Same goes for (fresh, handmade) mayonnaise, aioli, caesar dressing, steak tartare... plenty of sauces and dishes out there include raw egg yolk. It's fine as long as the eggs are fresh and it's eaten straight away. Unless one's pregnant. Or if it puts you off, of course!
 
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He's the kind of guy who is looking for a sugar queen. A kept man who can then spend all day playing with his toys
 
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I thought maybe the heat from the bread and cheese might cook the egg yolk ?
it needs to cook the salmonella not the egg ] - 70 C
to be fair i guess those eggs are theirs so contamination is minimal,
the samonella poisoning happens more from unwashed vegetable then eggs anyway
 
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It's time for her to add some divine French aptware into her collection. It'd work well with Spode. She should make a pilgrimage to La Toile a Loup in Paris and discover her new obsession
There has been definitely too much toile de Jouy in the vlogs for you @lolander, the shop in Paris is La Tuile a Loup.
 
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"They are on to it quicker than Brenda's attachment to SJ's throat". Bloody brilliant! You have made my day!
@Seeingitasitis

Bloody brilliant! You have made my day!
Oh for Peter Kay
To dress in shat too shite
and create a series of Chateau Nights.

We've had Phoenix Nights,
Amsterdam Nights,
I need to see Chateau Nights!

They have some cocks, frocks and sofa covers
Could be more fun than Ibiza Uncovered
As long as they listen
And don't turn into Manumission
 
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