The Chateau Diaries #37 Lalande crap de la crap

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Whatever happened to the vlog that the two women were setting up about buying in France. One was from the couple that sold their place, kept jumping around in the first vlog.
 
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From "Discover the Amazing Parks of Madrid - Doing it Ourselves".
Tonight REAL reasons why MPK stayed in Madrid for so long :

"These nasty French went on lockdown just when I was vacating in Madrid. They didn't tell me before I left Basmaignee. How could have I known ?

What ? Essential reasons to travel ? Of course, it was essential for me to go to Spain : I needed REST ! I was being trolled by haters.

And these nasty French and their lockdown couldn't let me travelling from the airport to my home - I mean my chateau. So, I had no choice but to stay in Madrid for that long.

I know you understand my ordeal, dear, dear fans. Thanks for your support. Much appreciated."


The End.
 
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Here's it begins (from their Live Chat)




12:09 PMKalle Kaakeli@urskaska Michael went out with Gustavo (an adult entertainer if you know what I mean) but that didn't last for too long. But in Michael's last posts from Madrid there's a new man
 
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neuro typical people can have focused interests, poor eye contact, and stunted social skills-more often it’s not not ASD
 
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nice farm house with a big barn
Love this idea!

Selmar, reconsider what you get yourself into. Once you're in, it will be too late if it doesn't go the way you want it to. And there's unfortunately a high probability of that. Do you have enough cushion to recover from that?

Also can I ask a rhetorical question. Why did money and bartering ever have to exist? What would a world without money be like? Other animals don't have money. And yes people are animals.
 
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From "Discover the Amazing Parks of Madrid - Doing it Ourselves".
Can I just ask something ???

Where is ALL the negativity ...

cos if it available ID LIKE to view it first hand for REAL

Or am I missing the big picture and we here on tattle - are the main event

Cos if I’m looking at who’s chatting and who’s watching
We have 44 000 views
And about 50 ppl total likin !!!!

So where are ALL the extra ppl chatting shite .......

From here there are MORE ppl writing love me notes

Than on here with opinions

Dame them chit oooo ppls need to get a LIFE
 
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I as a hobby gardener know the stuff about clematis.
I know about the clematis too. Because a gardener should know their plants. I am surprised people diagnose people through videos. Why is this okay?

SJ might not be used to it because the moment people see she is silly they switch to drinking cocktails and fun and laughter and start betray her.
Exactly. I have my profession and will get into the weeds, all nerdy about it when I know people understand it and are interested in it. When they're not, I avoid the detail. But if you pay me to explain, I will explain all the detail. Because that's my job and what I'm paid to do. I never thought of this as anything else other than Davy doing his job well. Most people on Chateau Diaries are there to skate of the surface of the pond only. So it's jarring when someone says something deeper.
 
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the chateau image is Fanny’s intellectual property, suspect her lawyers will soon put a stop to indiscriminate use of said IP
 
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Also can I ask a rhetorical question. Why did money and bartering ever have to exist? What would a world without money be like? Other animals don't have money. And yes people are animals.
Complete derailing but...
Penguins can trade sex for rocks to build nests and primates are known to trade sex for food. I'm sure other examples of animals bartering exist, too.
 
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From "Discover the Amazing Parks of Madrid - Doing it Ourselves".
what a ninny saying people that don’t know the shitoo inhabitants should not make comments about the shitoo inhabitants after making lovely and glowing comments about the shitoo inhabitants without actually knowing the shitoo inhabitants
 
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Complete derailing but...
Penguins can trade sex for rocks to build nests and primates are known to trade sex for food. I'm sure other examples of animals bartering exist, too.
True. Now you got me thinking. There's a bird that decorates outside his lair with bits of blue and shiny things to attract a woman. All the things we do and the money we pay to attract other people, the right people we want to attract, is very interesting and it's the basis of SJ and Chateau Diaries existence.
 
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He forgot to add - WITH YOUR MONEY. It is not just the purchase costs, it is the running costs. His partner in crime wants to run an animal sanctuary. He will need more followers, and more generous followers than Stephanie has if that is to work. I will eat one of Stephanie's carpets from Emmaus if he pulls this off.
 
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Love the idea you have to be autistic of some kind to know the different types of clematis. They go through the different types regularly on Gardeners World, and many Youtube videos.

I think it was Daddy that suggested the geothermal heating system, back when they first bought the place. Not something Dimbledore was conned into by more recent influences. Oh and if UK Govt policy follows recent suggestions about banning new gas boilers, and oil heating boilers, aforementioned geothermals, heat pumps etc will be the way of the future..
 
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Selmar does not have 800.000 euros. I am absolutely sure of it. He wants to raise it through Patreon plus all other associated costs and ongoing maintenance. He might just throw in his camper van...
 
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I have no sympathy for any of them as soon as they ask strangers to pay for their living and much more. I find that disgusting
It is disgusting, so you are right about that. In Selmar's case it's even a double grift: he gets paid with the money SJ has begged for and now he's asking for more to buy his own shit show. Shameless and deeply worrisome. I don't believe for a minute he will be successful, but the fact that he's even trying is off putting and shows how his morals have abandoned him this passed year. Such a lost cause he has become.
 
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