The Chateau Diaries #37 Lalande crap de la crap

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FrenchGirl123

We'll know everything tonight !

New vlog from Chateau Lagorce...

Premiere in... 9 hours (are they mad ?) !

How exciting : " And if you watch till the end of the video, you'll find out the REAL reason he stayed so long in Madrid... "

 
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Marten

Marten

[I]Viva La Loca[/I]
half the food was eaten before the flat breads came out, obviously timing isn't their strong point
quite frankly the tomato feta feet cheese dish looks like vomit and the food always looks like a dodgy buffet.

Messy chateau, messy people, messy meals.
There is a saying “You eat with your eyes first”. The presentation of a meal should stimulate appetite and build anticipation. That plate looks boring and unhealthy.
 
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KiKiGee

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I guess nothing in the costume closet fits.... The covid 20 (lbs) has taken hold.
manorandmaker_sews
@SewManorAndMakr

Two months on one suitcase of clothes. I am thinking a good thrift-shopping and round of alterations is in order...

4:44 PM · May 19, 2021·Twitter for Android

I remember when they arrived at Lalande for Easter, their stay was going to be 2 weeks to 2 months. Did you lose another petite chateau offer? It would not be the first.

manorandmaker_sews
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Aug 20, 2020

When the property you are in love with gets bought by someone else.
 
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NotAChatelaine

NotAChatelaine

FrenchGirl123 said:
We'll know everything tonight !

New vlog from Chateau Lagorce...

Premiere in... 9 hours (are they mad ?) !

How exciting : " And if you watch till the end of the video, you'll find out the REAL reason he stayed so long in Madrid... "

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I am barely able to contain my excitement.

And then there will be Edd & Anna Lagorce's vlog (Bordeaux Life) featuring the Lalande team outing, plus FRK mutilatng florals in another setting AND - brace yourselves, gangsta grannies - the Boy Trotter will honour the viewing public with his own highlights of Friends Reunited On Neutral Territory.

The prospect of this vlogorama overkill is positively dizzying.
 
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Marten

Marten

Clara Burnett said:
I feel Selmar joining the grifters on patreon is the ultimate evidence of the contagious behaviour of his mistress. He has always claimed to be interested in working alone and to be able to put effort into making things beautiful. Now he’s suddenly okay with getting paid for doing nothing? He has fallen deep, and not just in my esteem. It will surely be his ticket out of there, sooner than expected perhaps and with hardly anything like a backbone left. No future in this for him and Inreally don’t care. He truly is a scoudral like the rest of them and I don’t mean that in a loving way.
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I have no sympathy for any of them as soon as they ask strangers to pay for their living and much more. I find that disgusting :sick:
 
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Wee Donkey

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What are the payment levels for Selmar's Fund a Fantasy scheme? I saw a shot of his 'personal dance lessons' level. Could only be for 'locals', unless he's thinking folks head there in groups and 'spend' their yearly subs over a week etc at his place, wherever it might be..
 
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NotAChatelaine said:
I am barely able to contain my excitement.

And then there will be Edd & Anna Lagorce's vlog (Bordeaux Life) featuring the Lalande team outing, plus FRK mutilatng florals in another setting AND - brace yourselves, gangsta grannies - the Boy Trotter will honour the viewing public with his own highlights of Friends Reunited On Neutral Territory.

The prospect of this vlogorama overkill is positively dizzying.
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God help us if Snorty decides to launch his cutlery vlog too!
 
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Marten

Marten

FrenchGirl123 said:
Another worry : Does Selmar have 800.000 + euros in his bank account to buy a chateau (and a ballroom) ? Not to mention the annual local property taxes, heating, water supply, electricity for such a big building etc.

I doubt that any banks would accept to give him a loan at his age and with his professional situation.
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There is nothing to worry about. I cannot imagine Selmar buying a chateau someday (at least not on his own). It will never happen or it will not last.
 
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Gibson

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The Gardener said:
I didn't read it like that. He is staying where he is for a while and so will continue with jobs as before but in the meantime will be looking for his own place with the ballroom.........


While I remain happily employed at Stephanie’s château for the near future, I have a growing aspiration to begin focusing on my own projects. An important goal for me is my future ballroom, where I will return to the monthly Diner Dansant I once used to host. And, because one cannot have a proper, beautiful and permanent ballroom without it being attached to a beautiful building, I will be looking for a château of my own.

I look forward to taking you with me and opening up a little more to you along the way................................

So to me it seems that nothing will change immediately and his trips to find the beautiful building will be filmed as now. Two worries though, Tatyana is one but poor Ruby and the chickens is the other. Chickens won;t mind when he leaves but the little cat will pine probably.
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I wonder how long he will take to fix floors in his shitoo. At the rate of his patron account he will be building it from the floor up. He is 53 now, so I reckon given good health etc that will be 93 when finished. He may have funds we don't know about (not that we should I expect)
His princess will no doubt have a share...
Delusion is the downfall of many a good man.
He will be flogging a lot!

NotAChatelaine said:
I am barely able to contain my excitement.

And then there will be Edd & Anna Lagorce's vlog (Bordeaux Life) featuring the Lalande team outing, plus FRK mutilatng florals in another setting AND - brace yourselves, gangsta grannies - the Boy Trotter will honour the viewing public with his own highlights of Friends Reunited On Neutral Territory.

The prospect of this vlogorama overkill is positively dizzying.
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I wonder if they will fit in a bit about painting? I am dying to watch paint dry...
 
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Gibson

Gibson

Jikki2 said:
Here's the link
www.patreon.com

Get more from Selmar Duin on Patreon

creating The Dancing Handyman
www.patreon.com www.patreon.com
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