The Chateau Diaries #37 Lalande crap de la crap

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

HAHAHA

 

[Espe]

Both SJ and Nutti were checking their phones at the table in their hosts' vlog - how incredibly rude. SJ would hate it if people sat at her dinner table doing that. She has no manners and no respect for her hosts. No wonder Edd looked so cross the whole time with that lot there. I bet he couldn't wait till they left.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

“so yeah ugly yellow is the official color of Lalanade so yeah I’m going to do some flowers so yeah I‘m in Bordeaux so yeah Anna is a real florist so yeah I want to see what she does because I also want to do this and have a chateau so yeah”

the lady of the dead flowers in a jam jar has gotten on my nerves today okay so yeah I had a double G&T tonight so yeah I’m easily annoyed and so yeah I don’t have my f*cking glasses so if this is spelled wrong or grammatically incorrect I’m so yeah so sorry🥸

 

[Madame No]

I hope King Selmar is taking his longevity vitamins because at $68/mo in his Patreon account he's going to need to live at least another 1,000 years to reach his goal, not including taxes and inflation.

 

[MrsPoker]

I just have to say I felt personally attacked by the vaccination location just like I felt attacked when my friend sent a photo from a casino photobooth in Vegas after her first vaccine. I got hot asphalt and folding chairs.

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That looks quite classy compared to mine, which was at the sexual health clinic! Mind you, when I was waiting afterwards, I did get to take this!

 

[MidCenturyMadOne]

He has an enormous nerdy capacity for detail most fully visible in the Patreon video going over the topological survey with SJ. A recent vlog has him responding to SJ's questions about the differences between the three different kinds of clematis he advised her to buy, and you can see the wheels clicking in his brain as he pulls up detailed, brief and to the point responses specific to her questions. I think there's a lot in his head....I'll be looking for high functioning spectrum behaviors....I'm not seeing any kind of self-soothing going on but will watch. Observing eye contact....he does make it....social smile, etc.

As a mother of spectrum boys on the nerdy but manageable level, the eye contact and social greeting can be learnt as they get older. I see all their quirks in Davy, he’s very sweet.

 

[King Kong]

Made me laugh this! Teabag seems to be under the illusion that he's been put on this planet to live the life of carefree gentleman who doesn't have to work ... beyond belief, isn't it? A good-for-nothing no-mark!



He's allergic to work, that's for sure!

LOL... more like international gay playboy with a penchant for expensive clothes.....the white tennis shoes in his insta post are $550 a pair....and then leaving the tag on his polo blazer is the height of tacky rent boy. His entire demeanor has changed into a smug, I am better than you vibe...I actually used to like him a lot, but after his whine fest over dick and angel he is insufferable. SJ needs to be done with him.

 

[Tellingthetruth123]

Why is nobody mentioning teabag dangling his teabag at the end of the vlog ? A wee nod to us I think

 

[Maple fairy]

Saw this wondered if it was an ad for La La Lande!

 

[MojoDublin]

would have been like Anna telling my kid to take it down a notch and be careful.

Awwww why ??
I was mortified for Ed and Anna
Mortified

He’s a small child playing at a ghost the BaRE minimum you’d be Obliged ... is to feign fright

They had absolutely zero intention of stopping their private conversation

Zero

They were completely ingorant

- and you can CLEARLY see the distane on SSB face ...
she was only short of kicking out her ankle to swat him away !!!

That was their host child and even if you had an allergic reaction to the child - Manners would comple you to smile and joke along

But we have discussed at great length her inability to understand her surroundings

Manners be damned the faux queen is in town
Let them eat cake

 

[Jikki2]

And suddenly, all the errors in the video description have been corrected.

 

[mrsp67]

Well, look what ma has posted. It seems she at least loves her son.

 

[Seeingitasitis]

While I remain happily employed at Stephanie’s château for the near future, I have a growing aspiration to begin focusing on my own projects. An important goal for me is my future ballroom, where I will return to the monthly Diner Dansant I once used to host. And, because one cannot have a proper, beautiful and permanent ballroom without it being attached to a beautiful building, I will be looking for a château of my own.

He forgot to add - WITH YOUR MONEY. It is not just the purchase costs, it is the running costs. His partner in crime wants to run an animal sanctuary. He will need more followers, and more generous followers than Stephanie has if that is to work. I will eat one of Stephanie's carpets from Emmaus if he pulls this off.

 

[Arfarf]

I don't feel like anyone was trying to out Trotter. I did not like some of the comments being made when they sat around the table drinking but it made them look like imbeciles.
I think MP wants others to do the work in making his sexual orientation known. He wants to see how it is received...probably more worried about his own family than anybody else.

How could they not know???? Well my middle son came out to us after he graduated from college and I was stunned. I had no clue. He did not fit any of the stereotypical myths of a homosexual male. I felt worse for him...he thought we would never speak to him again!! Crazy! And of course he is still the same funny, intelligent, hard working kid that we will always and forever love. And he has had the same partner for 9 years who we love also.
But how can MP even consider talking to asshole Ryan again...or his brother...after all their NOT funny gay bashing. I don't watch Ryan but I have heard enough on this web site to assume he is a jack hole.

However, I am absolutely not excusing Trotters flagrant milking of his Patreon contributors by running off to play on their tab whether he is gay or not.

 

[AndAnotherName]

they all looked so awkward in the various vlogs except for Anna. Hostess with the mostess. At least she tried to make everyone feel at home. Even gave Trotter a choice of room and SJ had the princess room. The rest of them don't know how to behave as guests. Gift for the hosts as a thankyou? Maybe they don't do that in France? Late for a meal...good one! Don't invite any of them back Anna. Ungrateful grifters.

 

[Jikki2]

On what days was he fishing for partners? Do you do that when you are in love? For how long was he with the one he is {throat clearing aghghrrrr} "in love" with? How does this compare to all the fishing lines thrown out by Peckerd*ck?

Teabagger was using Grindr the entire time he was in Madrid. I saw him online pretty much every other day. I've said it before but either he was lying or it's an open relationship. Or he's cheating. He was definitely trying to get boys to go out with him when this supposed seven-week-romance was going on.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Rem

Same for me. In and out. I had a 15 minute wait afterwards.
Did anyone else think how rude it was to get your jabs there? I know many people usually get a temperature at night afterwards and then throw up.
So potentially one guest invited (Steph) then decides to bring her employees. They decide to get their jabs knowing the possibility of being ill for a few hours if not a few days afterwards. In the meantime they then end up extending their stay and their hosts may have to look after them.
My first jab was OK, I had a mild reaction. Mrs G was pretty ill for a few days as were one of the offspring who had a very bad reaction and was laid up for four days.

Reminds me of what the Dowager Duchess of Grantham said....An Engishman would never dream of dying in someone elses house...this can only happen to a foreigner.. .....let alone wants to be ill in someone elses house...indeed..

 

[The Cheshire Cat]

I don't get any sexual vibes from any of these people, especially Davy and FRK. FRK has mentioned in her Woe-Is-Me vlogs that she would like to be in a relationship. Really? It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to attract possible suitors, but you will need to get away from that HMN and put your self out into the world. Too scary, might have to act like a grown-up, be responsible, be empathetic, think about someone besides yourself. Best to stay a victim shuttered away in a crumbling castle with a bunch of loonies who constantly tell you wonderful lies.

I find the lot of them weirdly sexless. The only exception is Matt. I can imagine he's proper filthy!

 

[Gibson]

oh I have no doubt there’s been more use but Anna sweet Anna pushed out two gremlins which Stephanie does not seem to think is an appropriate use for that particular shall we say “handbag”

and sh*t I wish I’d thought of the wine on the coat comment—why oh why does she continue to wear that shade of putrid yellow

I agree although I probably detect a little green eye where Steph is concerned. Her grandiose manner when walking around the Chateau annoyed me for some reason. Philip annoys me in general with his snorting. I wish I could ignore him, however, he does get behind the camera a lot and nothing shuts him up.

Anna has so much more. A bigger Chateau, large wine caves, a swimming pool, money, children, a business and a work ethic. She also came across as a really good host and thoroughly pleasant.

Steph has her handbags, an entourage, that yellow coat plus her hot water bottle accessory.

Mrs G accuses me of not being observant at times! I can be when I want.

 

[NotAChatelaine]

We'll know everything tonight !

New vlog from Chateau Lagorce...

Premiere in... 9 hours (are they mad ?) !

How exciting : " And if you watch till the end of the video, you'll find out the REAL reason he stayed so long in Madrid... "

I am barely able to contain my excitement.

And then there will be Edd & Anna Lagorce's vlog (Bordeaux Life) featuring the Lalande team outing, plus FRK mutilatng florals in another setting AND - brace yourselves, gangsta grannies - the Boy Trotter will honour the viewing public with his own highlights of Friends Reunited On Neutral Territory.

The prospect of this vlogorama overkill is positively dizzying.