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MsPitstop

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So LaLaLandies are off on an awfully big adventure again... 👏

Visiting Chateau Lagorce... To frolic arround and make hours of footage with snorting and see trough dresses. Cant wait!

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First, Marie, it helps to spell the name of your host correctly, Edd.

Second, I can't wait for Anna and Edd's huge (and adorable) dogs to slobber all over SJ!
 
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lalablahblah

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GAG... Good on tea tag chick she got free targeted advertising. Journal sent for mummy Skankanee decided is hers... It's ALL hers... No balls Nik got a Mexican wrestler mask. More Lego because we all know poor Antoine has shit head parents who don't even buy him a trampoline or anything for the vast acres at their summer home. Potty got some crapduex.. They should just send him a sex robot so he's not treating a live woman like shit.
 
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I expect her to show us the cold larder room, without the rotting food next week.
Oh Real Aiglon, maybe you should start filming yours, be like Donna Davis Art... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Clearly, you are on the dole Real Aiglon. No hobbies to fill the void in your life?
Just being a Shitelaine's guard dog - and we all know how much she likes dogs - I pity you.
Real Aiglon trolls people who disapprove of SJ, but he's a pixie to her and her minions. Imagine if or when he finally realizes how dumb being a Lalander is, and walks out of the dumb dark side, he'd be an awesome Tattler!
 
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KiKiGee

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They had so much fun at pre Lalande 2020 Halloween Disney party...
I guess if they paint themselves green they could pull off Shrek and Fiona.
WTF!!!!!! SIX DAYS with them???? I rather give myself a lobotomy with an oyster fork.

DISNEY-BOUNDING
AUGUST 22-28, 2021


Join three other like-minded sewists to create your Disney-themed project at your own pace. Collaborate, brainstorm, help each other with fittings, share experiences, and enjoy a photo excursion to a local regal castle in the beautiful Dordogne region of France.

Includes 6-night accommodation and food on-site at our chateau, ground transportation to and from nearest train station, and excursion to local historic chateau.

€2 500 per person. Terms & conditions.
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I do laugh at Manor & Maker‘s website having a page titled “Propose Your Workshop”

so their business plan is
  1. send us all your ideas which we will then use as our own to create Manor & Maker Workshops
  2. if you want to do your ideas you do all the work
  3. we dont do any of the work to create an experience for you this includes
    1. no food,
    2. no activities,
    3. no supplies,
    4. no nothing
  4. but we do have picture of a couch on our website so this indicates or abilities to be innkeepers
Manor and Maker's (Manist and Makist) website looks like a scam site!
It's nothing but a waste of digital space. If you read between the lines, Steve and Sara have nothing but a plan to retire in the Dordogne while pursuing their hobbies as a digital arter and a sewist. They seem like typical small-town Canadians who only have six friends.
Having 3 likes on Facebook and 0 followers on Instagram means even their own families don't follow them!
Hence their website screams: WE NEED FRIENDS! WRITE TO US, PLEASE! WE'LL LET YOU STAY AT OUR PETIT CHATEAU IF YOU DO!
 
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Madame No

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Freixenet very popular in my part of Canada an inexpensive sparkling wine. More recently many choices of Prosecco from several different countries. Since you asked, also available in most of the US that I have been to.
Yes, even us backward country hicks in the western US have been drinking Freixenet for many years. We also have cava and other wines from around the world. Of course, it all has to come across on covered wagons.
 
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FrenchGirl123

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Makes Steph look quite haggard
Haggard... that's the word I was looking for when I watched her in their latest Chateau Unwrapped. Striking.

Poor Antoine his expression at 4:59
He's soooo bored..... ! Poor boy.

My prediction turned out half correct. As it turns out the whole Lalande gang is partying at LaGorce!

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Masks ? Social distancing ? Self isolation ? No comment. The virus is still there. Mass vaccination is not fully completed in France. These people certainly didn't get their jabs yet...

MP: Hi Steph, I haven't seen you for 8 months.
I've never seen a stranger reunion or indeed encounter.
She looks really unwell. I don't hope for her to be unwell, I want her to be transformed and kind and happy.
This isn't that. She looks like she's protecting bleeding gums. Sometimes I get a glimpse of a little girl alone in her room, high above the dementia palace.
In their latest Chateau Unwrapped, I noticed that she doesn't look well at all. Especially when sitting beside the healthy looking Marie.
 
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OnlyFans would suit him well. All you need to do is take some selfies and it's much more lucrative than Patreon. Maybe he hired the personal trainer to get jacked for an OF career.


100 euros per day? (while in the AirBnB)
10 grand total perhaps?
Come on 100 euros a day... its much more..a few drinks in a gaydisco cost that much already..and his appartment, food and entertaining those young men...i think more about 300 euros a day..maybe even more..a lavish lifestyle isnt cheap...certainly not when you have to buy everything...for everyone when you want to steal the show...when you go on a dinner..with two..we all know how much that is, when you want to eat nice and luxurious..
 
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Clara Burnett

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I skipped through last night's debacle even quicker than I normally do, just couldn't stomach a bunch of grown-upos (hardly) outplaying the only child, who was sitting bored on the sofa. It's not only ridiculous, it's beyond sad. The way SJ just had to make fun of BJJ indeed overstated message that he sadly couldn't afford any playmobil as a child and had to settle for the folders. Pfff, who cares. I know some of us were hoping that the return of the "co-owners" would spark some responsibility in SJ. How's that working out for you? I bet the not so-elusive-N has given his wife the tits-for-tats treatment: I'm taking care of your child but only if you'll take care of mine. They are both doing a lousy job, not taking care of both of the children. And what's with annoying Dandy Potty's sudden food obsession? He is far from skilled in the kitchen anyway and did not make most of those dishes (that again looked disgusting). I don't get the whole let's-hide-Ruth-from-the-viewers-but-still-talk-about-her-so-they-know-she's-there act. It must be demeaning for SJ that her bff does not approve of her vlogging, so Potty forces her go along with it because it pays the bills, and then some. Potty used to be a main character in the shitshow, continuously feeding the narc new supply by bringing people to her stage, but he's been put on the sideline until he gets his girlfriend in order. Let's face it, these "co-owners" have nothing to add and have no intention of making SJ own up to her irresponsible behavior.

the old faghag and teabag
A title with this in it, please....

That meal made by MP & Ruth looks the healthiest eaten at La La for some time.
Looks are surely deceiving. If it's made by that lot, it can't be healthy. He's clueless and she gets her recipes from TikTok, apparently.
 
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KiKiGee

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THE TRUTH ABOUT LIVING WITH A YOUTUBER!
...comments have the resident experts chiming in...
Jacqueline Reynolds and Real Aiglon


n g
I'm confused, I thought Steve and Sarah bought a chateau? Did that fall thru? When he first came to Lalande he was helping you with editing. Does he still do that? Are they volunteers or guest?

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Julia Brook
1 week ago
They are staying at Lalande while they purchase a chateau.

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n g
1 week ago
@Julia Brook So are they guest or volunteers?

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Philip Janssen
Philip Janssen
1 week ago
@n g A bit of both!

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n g
1 week ago
@Philip Janssen Thank you for the reply. Their presence at Lalande seems self serving so I hope for Stephanie's sake that they are paying to stay in the Marquis' apartment. I do wish them luck because it is time for them to move on. Unless of course they offer some added value that we viewers are not aware of.

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Jacqueline Reynolds
6 days ago
@n g the finacial arrangements are none of our business and its not up to you to decide when they move on. If you watched the vlogs you would see that Steve is helping Stephanie with various projects including digitising Stephanie's Father's artwork for the tiles to go in the kitchen

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n g
6 days ago
@Jacqueline Reynolds Thank you. Yes you are correct. Steve also digitized Derek Jarvis' art for wrapping paper. This process can be done anywhere. As Steve stated the tiles are a large job and will take time. He first came to Lalande to help with editing but that didn't work out. They are launching their own business off the success of Lalande. That is self serving... they are off putting.

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Steph M.

6 days ago
Love Chateau Diaries but I don't understand who are Steve and his wife ? Do they live permanently at Lalande ? Are they employees / volunteers ?

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Jacqueline Reynolds
6 days ago
They are staying there while they look for their own Chateau which had to hold off because of this last lockdown. Steve is helping Stephanie with various projects while they are there.

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Layla Wright
1 week ago
She says she has 3,000 patrons if they just put in £5 a month that equals £15,000 a month WOW I think I would put up with alot for that kind of money 🤑

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Jacqueline Reynolds
6 days ago Its over $29,500 at present. But that can only be spent on restoring the Chateau including paying for Dan and Selmar. The Youtube income pays for everything else including Nati, Philip and Mary Poppins. So its not as simple as people are saying oh we dont mind only 1 vlog a week. Stephanie needs the Revenue stream not to decrease

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Layla Wright
6 days ago @Jacqueline Reynolds you must agree it's amazing amount of money for just filming your life

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Real Aiglon
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6 days ago
@Layla Wright Why don’t you “just” start filming yours, then, and earn the same?

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The Nod
1 week ago
Yeah...It's not about the Chateau anymore. It's about producing content and feeding the money train.

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Jacqueline Reynolds
6 days ago (edited)
The money train is needed for the Chateau. Youtube is paying for everything that the Patreon money cant be used for including 3 peoples salaries

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Real Aiglon
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6 days ago
“Feeding the money train” is also called working. Yes, most people who aren’t retired, rich already or on the dole have to do that to earn a living.

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Pat Powers
1 week ago
I guess I didn't realize Ian was living there and has been there from the beginning, any insight?

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Jacqueline Reynolds
6 days ago (edited)
He comes and goes. He was a volunteer.

Lastly Kym wants to know where David is...

Kym McBride
1 week ago
What ever happened to David? He was so big a part of early blogs, but he never visits. I know the COVID thing, but others have come.

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Jacqueline Reynolds
6 days ago
There have been so many lockdowns in both France and England thats its not been possible. Many would have returned otherwise, especially for Christmas and Easter
 
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purejuice

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"I collect beautiful things" sounds like something Hannibal Lecter would say.
I was pleased to see Potts draw Stephanie's attention to a crack in the facade of the old wing as a priority which her ancient masonry repairers should mend. His advice about the alignment of the windows for Nati's apartment was very good. That he also was the original digger of automatic irrigation systems for the potager also impressed me. I hope he can persuade her to spend her money on structural repair prior to nightmare caterpillar-infested box parterres.
But the way Potts turned Janssen -- little Master I Don't Soil My Hands With Cooking -- into somebody asking to learn how to make bread was impressive. Maybe Philip will volunteer to keep Potts' starter alive. 🤡
Are Selmar and Tatyana performing romance for the voyeurs?
Perhaps.
Is long-distance and not IRL the only way it can be?
Maybe.
Selmar chooses to be alone and says he can only work alone. He's a big boy and I count declaring his love for Tatyana online, and the nuts in the apple pie, and the looking at new real estate, as movements against and away from Lalande. He has correctly interpreted Matt the digger's proposition to site the van on the edge of a precipice.
I just hope he installs a strong predator proof roof on the chicken run before he goes. Maybe he'll take the persecuted mini chickens with him. According to her IG, Tatyana likes chickens, which is nice.
 
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Jeeves

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I think SJ is there to simply retrieve MPK .....should be interesting. I still wonder what happened between him and his family. Something is definitely “up”!
Of course, this is the real reason they are there. We predicted weeks ago that Trotter's triumphal return would be via a visit to Lalande. How fortunate that this coincides with a full house to welcome him back and what a day for a reunion party! Will we see Ryan and. Billy collect him from HNW to escort their ⭐ home?
 
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