The Chateau Diaries #35 Tattlers don't Rattle when Lie Lie Land tries to Battle

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There's an ambiguity in behavior that a gay person might do if they don't want to come out publicly.
They were seen in public, holding hands and acting totally in love. It could all be an act, obviously, but it was a rather odd moment in a local town during lock down, so not a very big stage to put a message out on.
 
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She already said that they got the chateau re valued recently (before Covid) and they were "surprised" to be told that Lalande is worth exactly the same amount of money that they paid for it 16 years ago.

I suppose that with all the unfinished works everywhere, it's even worse.

Somethings she mentioned in last nights vlog made me think that she was getting ready to sell I’ll have to find what she said.
 
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Selmar buying a chateau! Perhaps with others? An artistic commune. Imagine the setting. Selmar teaching the tango and hosting dance performances and “workshops” SJ & Phillip performing and providing music for the dance performances. Steve creating backdrops as well as hosting art workshops. Sarah creating the costumes for the dancers meanwhile having historical costume events & workshops. Marie giving lessons on creating floristry masterpieces. Also selling floral bouquets for the dancers families and friends to present after the performances. All can be transported in her new work vehicle. Natty collecting the money for the workshops, lessons and performances. Oh and I forgot someone filming so they can sell videos of performances to the family and friends. Maybe Nic, MP ….oh what a lovely world it would be!

Somethings she mentioned in last nights vlog made me think that she was getting ready to sell I’ll have to find what she said.
Perhaps was it that future inhabitants can decide to reveal the beams in their entirety but she wasn’t going to do it.
 
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Because there is nothing special to see. Just bits of an old ceiling. Her delusions must be embarrassing to the artisans. Imagine turning up there to be shown this junk and wondering how quickly you can get away again (chapel man, panelling carpenter etc).
Why quickly get away?That would be stupid.
Rather long blah blah and then send a salted bill for advising, consulting, what the heck.
 
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Selmar buying a chateau! Perhaps with others? An artistic commune. Imagine the setting. Selmar teaching the tango and hosting dance performances and “workshops” SJ & Phillip performing and providing music for the dance performances. Steve creating backdrops as well as hosting art workshops. Sarah creating the costumes for the dancers meanwhile having historical costume events & workshops. Marie giving lessons on creating floristry masterpieces. Also selling floral bouquets for the dancers families and friends to present after the performances. All can be transported in her new work vehicle. Natty collecting the money for the workshops, lessons and performances. Oh and I forgot someone filming so they can sell videos of performances to the family and friends. Maybe Nic, MP ….oh what a lovely world it would be!

Perhaps was it that future inhabitants can decide to reveal the beams in their entirety but she wasn’t going to do it.
Yes that certainly put in my mind that she may want to sell. Better start finishing some projects then Lady!
 
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They were seen in public, holding hands and acting totally in love. It could all be an act, obviously, but it was a rather odd moment in a local town during lock down, so not a very big stage to put a message out on.
In the latest video they played oh I got dirt on you. Here we call that behavior playing grab ass. They are having a sexual relationship. Funny how gay men seem to have a problem with efem men or bi men. There are way more than just two sexual orientations.
 
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In the USA it is not compulsory. But it is readily available at the local pharmacy and every big box store. I am in Florida and we’ve been open, with out restrictions except indoor mask since September.
The same in France. Well soon : You'll be able to get your jab in the pharmacies too.
 
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Why quickly get away?That would be stupid.
Rather long blah blah and then send a salted bill for advising, consulting, what the heck.
Not for an artisan. Those are skilled craftspeople who have pride in their specialist work and are in high demand. I'm not talking about the bodger trades. They obviously milk it for all it is worth.
 
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Hi Stephanie, please can you tell me how much is the fonciere and habitation tax for the chateau ? and do you get any problems with crime or socialist french people hating you? thank you

The Lalalalalalad Patrons Newsletter provides crime statistics and information. I recall a detailed description of the investigation into the murder of the fowl. Blood everywhere, no fingerprints left by the perpetrator, crime remains unsolved. Additionally, several crimes of taste have occurred throughout the Shitoo. One such incident was particularly heinous and it involved use of the fugly weird banana plant wallpaper in the front entryway. It was so disturbing no one will speak of it now (or at least until it airs on Chateau DIY). One of the most recent incidents of crime actually did involve some French socialists working the gardens at the Shitoo. These socialists demanded an actual lunch break. The Gendarmerie were called and the lazy socialists are now being held in the little space beneath the downstairs loo that Selmar discovered. They are fed by Marie, which seems punishment enough to me but Fanny has indicated they will be forced to attend a gift grab opening thing. The socialists must cheer and squeal with delight or…well you know…off to the chicken house they go. Stefanny was happy that she could put that loo space back into service as that is clearly what its intended use was when the Shitoo was built. Fanny’s all about authenticity And historical accuracy. There’s more but it would take me all day to list all the crimes that occur at the Shitoo. Just rest assured Alpha there is plenty of crime for everyone. (Is Alpha one of us?)
 
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In the latest video they played oh I got dirt on you. Here we call that behavior playing grab ass. They are having a sexual relationship. Funny how gay men seem to have a problem with efem men or bi men. There are way more than just two sexual orientations.
That's quite a generalization about gay men having a problem with efem men or bi men. Some may, but not all of us. There is a broad spectrum of sexual orientation. You can't say with any certainty that they're having a sexual relationship, just like I can't say with 100% confidence that he's gay. What I do know is that often people see what they want to see and all last summer all the superfans were commenting what a cute couple SJ and MPK were. And we do know how that's off base. Holding hands in public, playful games, etc aren't confirmation of anything. But he could be at least Bi, if not fully gay. Perhaps someday, some superfan guest will be at La LA Land and can give us the scoop! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

They were seen in public, holding hands and acting totally in love. It could all be an act, obviously, but it was a rather odd moment in a local town during lock down, so not a very big stage to put a message out on.
The stage is the vlog. If I have time someday, I'll go back and look at SJ behavior with MPK during the trips to Venice or each other's residence to see the body language between them. Because last summer all the ladies of YT and Patreon kept thinking MPK and SJ were a couple.
 
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She is clearly confused. Lime is good for breathability in old buildings and can flex as moisture levels increase and decrease. It doesn't insulate. If she wanted to use effective but breathable insulation she should have chosen a product based on sheep wool. Not endless plaster board and insulation foam. Clueless fool.
both these excellent points were made in an episode of Chateau DIY- but Fanny only watches her part on that show
 
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@ViewerLA I remember that months ago BJJ , talking about lipstick, said to SJ 'my ex used to wear that colour'
I think Snorts goes which ever way the wind blows. And right now Fanny is blowing....and he thinks he is in luuuv👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 and is the Master of the Emotional, and Fanny thinks because he is 25? years old that it proves she is a hot momma. NOT.
Neither of them are hot. Just sad.

I wonder why the design on the beams "á la francaise" are facing up and not facing down ?

If it was the ceiling, they should be facing down ? Or maybe, they already have been moved ?
I wondered the same thing! They are opening a can of worms and MANY unanticipated messes if they tear out the ceilings below.
 
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That's quite a generalization about gay men having a problem with efem men or bi men. Some may, but not all of us. There is a broad spectrum of sexual orientation. You can't say with any certainty that they're having a sexual relationship, just like I can't say with 100% confidence that he's gay. What I do know is that often people see what they want to see and all last summer all the superfans were commenting what a cute couple SJ and MPK were. And we do know how that's off base. Holding hands in public, playful games, etc aren't confirmation of anything. But he could be at least Bi, if not fully gay. Perhaps someday, some superfan guest will be at La LA Land and can give us the scoop! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


The stage is the vlog. If I have time someday, I'll go back and look at SJ behavior with MPK during the trips to Venice or each other's residence to see the body language between them. Because last summer all the ladies of YT and Patreon kept thinking MPK and SJ were a couple.
You're right. I should have said the gay men who come on here saying that Phillip can only be gay. We get a few of those who think their orientation is the only one he is allowed to have. Occasionally I forget you have to break things down for either the tit show staff or some of the newbies.
 
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You're right. I should have said the gay men who come on here saying that Phillip can only be gay. We get a few of those who think their orientation is the only one he is allowed to have. Occasionally I forget you have to break things down for either the tit show staff or some of the newbies.
So a lot of people have posted over time that PP is gay?
 
That's quite a generalization about gay men having a problem with efem men or bi men. Some may, but not all of us. There is a broad spectrum of sexual orientation. You can't say with any certainty that they're having a sexual relationship, just like I can't say with 100% confidence that he's gay. What I do know is that often people see what they want to see and all last summer all the superfans were commenting what a cute couple SJ and MPK were. And we do know how that's off base. Holding hands in public, playful games, etc aren't confirmation of anything. But he could be at least Bi, if not fully gay. Perhaps someday, some superfan guest will be at La LA Land and can give us the scoop! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


The stage is the vlog. If I have time someday, I'll go back and look at SJ behavior with MPK during the trips to Venice or each other's residence to see the body language between them. Because last summer all the ladies of YT and Patreon kept thinking MPK and SJ were a couple.
You're right. I should have said the gay men who come on here saying that Phillip can only be gay. We get a few of those who think their orientation is the only one he is allowed to have. Occasionally I forget you have to break things down for either the tit show staff or some of the newbies.
So a lot of people have posted over time that PP is gay?
Read the forum there are plenty of pages for you to enjoy.
 
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I meant - Snorts thinks he is the Master of the SHITOO!
stupid computer.
 
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Can some of the Tattlers who are still Patreons tell us if she informs Them of the status of the terrace work being abandoned or finished? Or the status of Nutti's (not!) Apartment being finished on the Patreon video?
Also can't someone????? Empty that tub of bird tit water and put it AND the abandoned yard toilet SOMEWHERE?
Unless that is the communal toilet since the downstairs pooper is STILL out of commission.
 
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