The Chateau Diaries #34 Every court needs its clowns

[arthur]

bang on

however - look at what shes charging on booking .com
anyone else kept previous intel ..as to how much she was charging ?
add discount
shes still infront

seriously thou calling it

i can see patrons coming
paying to stay

cooking
cleaning
serving
repairing
painting

and were sooooooo happy to help
its coming





Hi ya

Astounded you found the English thread
Read all 34 threads .. kudos

Oops managed to forget it was totally in ... English

2 nd post ... no worries we’re use to trolls ...

Best you stick to the format that’s worked for the last 34 threads

Spot on, dear !!

 

[Green Ink]

Even took their daughter with them......

Her face was priceless, poor thing. She just had WTAF plastered all over her

 

[Hemerocallis]

Her face was priceless, poor thing. She just had WTAF plastered all over her

teenager

 

[Mariza]

As a clown to built fun !

 

[KiKiGee]

So Selmar has been praised for his meticulous attention to detail???? With that being said, why is the tailor's tag still on his orange suit?

Often there is a small tag on the sleeve with the name the brand printed. Sometimes it is held by plastic tags, and sometimes hand-stitched with cotton threads. This tag needs to be removed before wear. The stitching on these tags on the sleeves are usually quite tight, so be very careful when you are taking it off.

 

[ComtesseRose]

I got the vibe that SJ single-handedly helped them build their new building, by supporting their business...

 

[MojoDublin]

So Selmar has been praised for his meticulous attention to detail???? With that being said, why is the tailors tag still on his orange suit?

Often there is a small tag on the sleeve with the name the brand printed. Sometimes it is held by plastic tags, and sometimes hand-stitched with cotton threads. This tag needs to be removed before wear. The stitching on these tags on the sleeves are usually quite tight, so be very careful when you are taking it off.

IMHO we need to step up tattle idear s in terms of their ability to grifter

Looking for sponsorship .... selmar is not adverse to accepting gifts
Only now he’s advertised he’s available for being an influencer ... he’s not the worst .... SSB and
meth- er -prick Spode 100 stars ext

They learn fast at chit oooo laLainfulenser

 

[Mariza]

All his clothes are faded and too tight. He should renew his wardrobe and be more up to date.

 

[KiKiGee]

IMHO we need to step up tattle idear s in terms of their ability to grifter

Looking for sponsorship .... selmar is not adverse to accepting gifts
Only now he’s advertised he’s available for being an influencer ... he’s not the worst .... SSB and
meth- er -prick Spode 100 stars ext

They learn fast at chit oooo laLainfulenser

Selmar could be the poster child (stoner) for a pot grow op

 

[Clara Burnett]

I really did like the french owners of the Brico-Marché. Bet they jumped on the occasion to take a closer look at the tit-O and its tit-o-laine.

So ridiculous. She just had to leave that in her vlog, just accidentally showing us that she's important enough to not just get the delivery boy from the local DIY drop of her order, but the owners! That's the only reason they were portrayed, because they really had nothing to add. And her ridiculous praise for the tray Snorty Snort "prepared" (you know, crappy porcelain smashed together, nothing too fancy). He just had to properly thank her for the compliment, the acknowledgement of his talented input.... MADHOUSE!!!

 

[KiKiGee]

So ridiculous. She just had to leave that in her vlog, just accidentally showing us that she's important enough to not just get the delivery boy from the local DIY drop of her order, but the owners! That's the only reason they were portrayed, because they really had nothing to add. And her ridiculous praise for the tray Snorty Snort "prepared" (you know, crappy porcelain smashed together, nothing too fancy). He just had to properly thank her for the compliment, the acknowledgement of his talented input.... MADHOUSE!!!

You are so right!!! Any reputable framer will deliver large framing projects. It's part of the gross makeup (350%) that she (her patrons) have already paid for. Wonder if she has devised a kickback plan yet?

Markups - How to price picture frames, pricing picture frames

www.pricingaframe.com

 

[Mariza]

It's a bit luxurious to have supervisors travel ... I hope they have counted the travel costs! They must have had a good laugh when they left!,

 

[Pansygirl]

Had a quick look at Manor & Maker on fb. They have updated their address with the map showing them to be in the outskirts of Berlin! The blurb on the left says they’re in rural France, their website the Dordogne. These two have serious identity issues!

 

[prettyplease]

I literally have an ass-hat!

 

[Pansygirl]

I literally have an ass-hat!

Yes you do - why? Is it to do with the awful accident in Mexico?

 

[Vaffle]

Haven't watched several videos. Blissfully my insomnia was not an issue for a week. Yes please show us more of your efforts to frame Daddys pop art tennis painting in a gilded sample. Snooooooore. It looks divine and suits the chateau. Snooooooore.

Her sitting area is all temporary because the paneling won't work in the salon. We all know it is coming

I have Cinco de Mayo cake, yum

 

[Espe]

Selmar could be the poster child (stoner) for a pot grow op

Selmar seems to be regressing. CLL may provide a haven for people like him and Marie but it certainly does them no good at all, except perhaps financially, through encouraging them to copy SJ's unethical grifting. Looks like Selmar may now earn some cash from his snail-like vlogs. He has a good heart but staying at the Chateau for too long just corrupts everyone eventually and is also turning him into more of a laughable fairytale character.

Why did Selmar think people would find it interesting to see him blowing up balloons and why didn't he open the door and let that swallow out?

How can SJ believe that those gilt reproduction frames suit DJ's paintings? Both the frames and the paintings are awful but if she must frame them, why not use a simple plain, modern frame?

That awful black glitter dress she was sent had a label "Kim & Co" on it. It's a Canadian brand with really cheap-looking polyester clothes that are sold on the QVC shopping channel, it hardly fits in with the exclusive, very expensive brands she has in her wardrobe! Then again, she seems to have quite eclectic tastes looking at the stuff she wears. It's very strange that the gift givers don't seem to realise just how many thousands she has spent on herself, and how the cheaper trash that they send, (often, no doubt, paying more for the postage than it is worth), differs from that of things she has purchased herself! It was amusing when she pointed out that the candles in the last gift grab were from a Morrison's supermarket in the UK (hardly one of the high end supermarkets!) when you remember the Trudon candles she buys in Paris where just one candle costs several hundred Euros. Why don't the donors see this and realise that the squeals of delight are insincere fakery?

 

[Green Ink]

Why don't the donors see this and realise that the squeals of delight are insincere fakery?

Because they are lonely and tired of lockdowns and see the gowns, the china, the carefree capering and want to feel that their Morrisons candle or knitted coaster is really to be a part of that LaLaLande magic. This is at the heard of the harm that SJ is doing. She should have called time on GAG months and months ago. It is obscene and morally corrupt.

 

[FrenchGirl123]

Just watching the latest vlog.

OMG how much has she already spent in this local Bricomarché for her frames ? I've never heard before of supermarket's owners/managers coming with their family to their customers' place with all their samples... and having tea... and bringing their daughter (who looked soooooo embarrassed) !

That was a "opération promotion" for them, free advertising aimed at the local British community. It was so obvious and disgusting. And the chatelaine playing her usual game : people needing her. She's toxic with a big smile.

It's obscene.

OMG (bis) : Have you seen Steve in his shorts sitting beside his wife ? He's such an elegant man !

 

[Hemerocallis]

Yes you do - why? Is it to do with the awful accident in Mexico?

cinco de mayo ?