The Chateau Diaries #33 Starring she who shouts from balconies, written and directed by Tattle

[Dippy Hippy]

The flowers Marie did for Isabelle's wedding were lovely I thought, but it's gone downhill since then. Lack of practice, lack of commissions. Living in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of a pandemic doesn't help. What happened to the plans to open a business in the UK? It's as if she's given up. Maybe Marie should go back home to her mum, (after doing the wedding commission) , retake a refresher course in floristry, get a job in a florists and get her own business going again. She's got an income from her fans to support her after all. If she stays at the chateau she'll never get floristry work. It's too remote. She's wasting her life moping and sighing round the chateau.

 

[MojoDublin]

Probably was banned, changed her name and came back

No
Account is active - like most of the early door tattlers got pissed off with the troll ... and we put up with some bs initially....

Then came Clara
Then came calling them out on their bs

Then came Kathy monty
They went quite - real quiet

Might be best they don’t poke a hornets nest ..... any new tattle review might actually screw em over in their exhausted state ....

And it’s their editing that will do them over

 

[KiKiGee]

Peggy Vick
12 hours ago
I vote we start a special SELMAR DREAM FUND He definitely needs his own area for his camper, instead of the parking lot. Guests will be coming soon, & Selmar needs privacy. Keep him happy Stephanie! He gives so much, & is irreplaceable. With him dreaming, he plans a very long stay.
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PEGGY, PEGGY, PEGGY, I'm sure BJJ will be in touch soon....


Ron VERMONT
14 hours ago
Mom’s Jaguar needs to be started each month & check it to keep mice out off the leather! Longer it sit the more it will cost to repair ! Less China & Glass were fix the Jag ! Please ! Seen so many rot away ! Or sell it !

 

[Espe]

I still can't believe someone sent toothpicks and common as muck spices (from a supermarket), opened during last week's CAC. I'm keeping track of the worst gift ever.

We could run a competition and vote for the most tasteless gift, we could encourage SJ to have an Oscar-type winners' party and wear her yellow dress which would be a strong nominee, up there with the "condensation coasters" and many knitted items!

 

[Pansygirl]

The wound on Ruby’s leg shocked me! Also, seeing the sheep so close up, you can see the fleece matted and dirty. I wonder if Selmar is deliberately trying to bring the condition of the animals to our attention?

 

[Hemerocallis]

Currently on #61 (middle of 2019?). I am sure many of you have already seen all of them so I would like to ask you: will it get better or worse once quarantine starts?

Worse: more costume parties, many projects started, none finished, gift grab, money grab.

Would you recommend her patreon to me?

NO, she has enough cash, largely.

 

[ComtesseRose]

For those who managed to watch FRK’s vlog, did you see the tray of Rununculus outside her ‘studio’ ? I didn’t know they were Rununculus but she said they were - all completely dead and dried up to nothing. ”Oh well “ she says better luck next year. It’s got nothing to do with luck ffs you are passing that way several times a day, you are a 30 year old woman. How difficult would it be to sprinkle a bit of water on the seeds YOU planted!!

That made me quite upset. For someone who likes flowers as much as she states she does. I could not believe how non-chalant she was about it. A bit of water goes a long way!

 

[darkone]

MPK down to about $4500 per month. Wasn’t his patreon account at about $6K last month? Self destruction!

 

[Clara Burnett]

I think it’s so pathetic that MPK needs to shout out to his “friend” SJ every time he posts something, even as little as he does nowadays. We all know there is no friendship left, it’s only about keeping the grannies fantasies about the two of them alive and their wallets open. True friendship is about loyalty and support, you moron, qualities you obviously lack and she never knew exist.

 

[ChateauFrosted]

Welcome! You read through the previous threads? They are juicy. Our grindr spy on the ground; our LaLande spy ...

Ah, the Kiwi queen Rachel Hunter. Here's an anecdote from when she first made it big and was being interviewed by a women's magazine. The editor asked her if she wanted a glass H20 and she said no thanks can she get some water. Heard that story from the editor! Bless Rach.

I have much to catch up on with all the threads ... But I must say I was blown away by all the intricate detail and organization and got extremely elated !!! . I did poke around here and there -- and I love the group here. SO much content.

Even when I'm watching CD, youtube plays one after the next... so I catch bits and pieces at times...... like today I ended up on The Chateau Gift video...... Selmar and Philip looked utterly bored and dressed like high rollers....... while SJ read a fan letter and flipped through some fashion book. Oh dear do they try .... and that Steve guy also seems so polite.... smile =) what else to do?

I think the camera REALLY JUST has THAT much power... much more than anyone can ever possess. The eyes of the unknown... This is what drives it. Who is watching??? Why??? What might come of this??? WIll some Magic Man find me and make me a superstar with loads of cash??? The internet is just that .. magic. Now you are here, Then you gone ** POOF*** Be careful how you shine, cause there's no going back on this film!!


A long while back.... I was thinking.. How can SJ be so happy all the time? Then I realized DUHHHH she is only showing us a very small portion. There is so much more.....

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I don't know if anyone else does this... but I like to put videos on MUTE at times and just watch the visuals and expressions. Then I will put the sound on to see what made their expression / body language shift.

The sound sometimes masks the obvious.. does this make any sense?


xoxox MagicM

I think it’s so pathetic that MPK needs to shout out to his “friend” SJ every time he posts something, even as little as he does nowadays. We all know there is no friendship left, it’s only about keeping the grannies fantasies about the two of them alive and their wallets open. True friendship is about loyalty and support, you moron, qualities you obviously lack and she never knew exist.

Unfortunately as of today the picture of him in his bathroom taking a selfie is all I see. Doing It Ourselves in The Bathroom Style.

 

[FrenchGirl123]

Can we assume she regards you as one of her friends or maybe you don't want say that? And I genuinely mean friendship in the normal sense of the word, I am not suggesting anything more.

Better leave Clara to her mystery if we want to keep our dear Clara here with us, Tattlers

I think you would normally get away with a lot of things in rural France but Stefanny broadcasts her life for all the world to see so she shouldn't expect to get away with anything.

Rural France is very... rural and you are right to say that the local gendarmes are not really interested in Lalande and their eccentric clique.

Unfortunately, their vlogs are in english only and are not known by the French (sorry Stephanie, but you are not a star in France, not even in your tiny local area ).

So, there is no way the local authorities would know of a van parked at Lalande or of a crowd coming over from all over the world in the middle of a pandemic.

 

[Arfarf]

I am a purger! Though not with food! Lol! Goodness no! But I just want to get my hands on that dusty rotten crap in the attic, the old servants rooms ( filled with bat poo) , the stables full of crap and the dirty room in the chapel that holds the priests vestments? Gosh the same massive cobwebs has been hanging under the round window for years!! And purge, purge, purge and scrub, scrub scrub. How can she stand knowing all that rubbish is EVERYWHERE and just play house with Snorts and eat bread with her gin and tonics.
.They have had all winter to dig in to those p!aces and pitch but did nothing physically about it themselves. Ugh.

 

[Clara Burnett]

In a Q&A in the very beginning he was asked who his best friend is and he said Stephanie

I'm sure he thinks he needs to say that. His best moneymaker maybe, but he has no clue what friendship entails. Nor does she, for that matter.

There was a black cat in the greenhouse a couple of years back.

That one's from the neighboring farm/gite.

Didn’t Fanny say in the live Q&A that they don’t advertise the B&B so only Patreons and CD fans can book?

She says a lot of things. Many of them aren't true.

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

In real life there are deadlines. On YouTube, he is his own boss and he can use whatever lame excuse he comes up with but he must not forget, his funding base on Patreon is rapidly shrinking. He'll one day end having just a few gangster grannies sending pension money so he can stay on Grindr.

This is just classic “the dog ate my homework” bullshitery. He’s just stringing people along as he has done in the past. Poor loser is better off broke in the country in my opinion. He was more productive at least.

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Sad news from Chateau Croix De La Hônet, Peter and Anna are having to sell up. Because of Covid, all Peter's real consulting jobs have dried up and they can no longer keep the chateau. No patreon account or go-fund-me, never asked anyone for a penny. They are looking to buy a much smaller renovation project. I feel sorry for them as they're such a genuine couple. Weird but wonderful.

That's so sad. They are an 'unusual' couple and so genuine. Always happy and smiling and very 'into' each other. Whoever buys that Chateau will be blessed as they've done an incredible transformation in alot of it. I hope they get the purchasing price back at least and soon

 

[MojoDublin]

I'm getting zero vibe that those two are anything but friends/co-conspirators. I'll eat my words if I have to eventually, but it seems like they spend a lot of unromantic time together shopping, thinking of filming opportunities, scripting scenes and some performative clips (short skirts! rampant bralessness! naked gardening talk and porn!) especially for tattlers. He's just a replacement for Michael and the exact same rumors surrounded their relationship. Maybe I'm wrong and she's laying the last of her eggs 20 at a time.

Like with trotter in Madrid

I’m not biting .... they are definitely playing with are we or aren’t we

Nope
She’s a rehealed vestil virgin - due to lack of use
And he’s as is his want transitioning...
Into what .. who knows .. who cares

They are looking for spin and narrative
He’ll be dispatched as soon as restrictions lift 🛗
And it will be

We were parrrfect for each other
But the pressures were just too much
And regretfully we decided we’re better off apart

He couldn’t lick the cream off a strawberry - due to allergies

No loss

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Can you imagine how much of it there must be in all those ruched, swaggy curtains? If their general approach to cleaning is anything to go by, I can't imagine anyone has taken a vacuum cleaner to those. Ever.

You have to get those curtains down and let them outside in the wind on a nice springday, like my mother always did..and btw, all those fabrics on those sofas etc, the fabrics on the beds ...those rugs...all from second handstores...who knows what ever happened with it..bluh,

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

I am really not okay with discussions about the physical appearance of the children (or for that matter any aspect of the children) on these vlogs. The children didn’t make an informed decision to participate.

The adults who consented to participate in the vlogs provides more than enough fodder for commentary.

 

[lolander]

I remember noting the Fleuries' charges for food in a much more well-restauranted location seemed way out of line too. I suppose food cooked by amateurs in non-government-inspected unhygienic kitchens is worth more.

The high prices are there for a reason, they don't want to cook for their guests.

 

[MojoDublin]

Take 1-2 projects the shutters or facade would be good, and film it in detail - so you have a project series spliced in over several months, so the right viewers can engage with the work being done over a longer period and be educated on the work/time requirements/pressures

Standing back from the crowd

Truthfully was disappointed with the begging bowl ...

But they did learn from SSB
We haven’t enough money for all refurbishment - that’s ok

But we won’t be doing any works till November
But bowls out in may ....

Project two - again the 6 month delay

They learned well ....
They read here ... hello


I do like them ... but more her than him
At least her work is interesting and educational
Fair play to him for learning electrics etc ... but I’m bored with endless time it takes for him to complete a door handle etc ...
Wish them well but I’m not overflowing with praise as it now appears

They were in the long grasses biding their time WAITING to join the BBB

Begging Bowl Brigade .....

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Sherrie Petherick
15 minutes ago
Michael this was absolutely beautiful. I’m proud to call you my extremely talented son. X

Gotta love a bank holiday Monday when your first laugh is befor 10 am

Sherry you absolute melter

There’s TROUBLE
in chit ooo meth er prick

Mummy’s ONLY means of communication of her adoration of the eldest enfant terrible is on social media

He escaped from your grubby clutches ( partial sympathy )

and WhatsApp dosent work ???
How about direct dial ???

Or are you blocked there too ...

Prehaps spineless Micky does need
A full time carer ... better still a life coach ..

Considering his sole focus is his only third eye pal ... that he formally introduced ... after he fecked over patrons AGAIN to go direct to you tube ....

Guess the real TOXIC pressures were real
all family lead ....

Looking forward to hearing how Gwen and billy speilberg and the new baby are coming along - now that’s real good news

A puss filled spot from excess partying being declared as a new friend needs a straight jacket ...IT simply isn’t worth 4 k a month