The Chateau Diaries #313 Let them eat porcelain! They have to since the food portions are so miserly!

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She's a poor refugee, lost in the world and relying upon the kindness of strangers.
Or a slumming oligarch? An international escort? A runaway mail order bride?
I like the slumming oligarch theory a bit of grounding never hurt anyone.
Not sure she'd make too much money as an international escort, doesn't seem to fit the stereotypical profile, and as for a runaway bride, she'd have been tracked down by now surely. I think she will always remain a puzzle that one
 
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I’ll never forget that episode omg the disaster and I had second hand embarrassment too, one for the ugly and obviously stupid design plus the teapots omg.

is their a Patreon video or it’s still down, I was sure she said Wednesday
She had the 'free' option the other day, which explains why her membership is going up and the $$$ is going down... EDIT: I just joined.. it doesn't give you anything unless she chooses to unlock anything.. so I canceled. Don't want to add to her #s
 
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If I was FRK I would gave rearrange those shelves to what I used / needed when F and S were away, not mentioned it and got on with my culinary tasks. If they "complained" I would resign on the spot. Not that I would ever accept a job working for those two in those conditions, I would never be so desperate.
 
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Way back when Dan started his Patreon, he said it was just temporary until he could get a private subscription service started. I think it's been a year+ since he said that; I wonder what the delay is? The Shreks have done it, and I wouldn't be surprised if Fanny is currently flashing her cutlets at Steve to entice him to help her get her subscription going. She can be free from Patreon and blame the scandal on a glitch.
 
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I've always wondered why Stephanie hasn't done this sooner, although I'm not really aware what platform Steve uses. Is it just something he's created himself? He would have to manage everything and his own patronage must be small compared to Stephanie's.

Maybe it's a new business for Steve to get into! He can take a cut of the proceeds from his precious Stephanie and maybe buy himself a wash, cut and blow-dry for his hair?
 
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To remind, here is the young local farmer-chef at Crozon sur Vauvre, Romain Moreau, that Jarvis could support -- instead of the supermarket -- by paying him a monthy sum to produce vegetables for the B and B. He is featured on the mairie's website as a young person staying to work in rural France, and in this newspaper article.
Jarvis could help green France, establish a local CSI farm to table economy, and have fresh French food on her table weekly. Give the boy four hundred Euros a month and help establish a 21st c family business.
 
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I didn't think of the nightmare it would be to personally manage all of those patrons and different levels... assuming all of the current patreons migrate over to the new service.
 
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Oh I so agree, those looks are priceless, although now the I'm not afraid face is my all time favourite Snorty face. I've had to watch it more than once, it makes me giggle.
 
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We should come up with a pattern and then all of us go to one of those 'paint your own pottery" places and send our creations to the rubble that is la Lande!
Maybe Marie could get us a good deal at her friends' café in Haworth?
 
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First Patron Video


- Fanny is sitting in a restaurant in the Netherlands with lots of loud banging and clanging of dishes in the background
- Fanny's hands are flapping wildly and lots of hair flips
- Massive misunderstanding apparently.....patreon wrote to Fanny about a problem with discounts on multi-level marketing which are against their T&C's (apparently Fanny doesn't know what multi-level marketing is, but likens it to a pyramid scheme)
- Patreon said she can't have any discounts for a business that isn't via patreon (ex: the B&B)
- Fanny had to remove discounts on B&B stays at Lalande for different patron tiers
- Fanny really doesn't understand it all and asks patrons for advice
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- they stopped in Amsterdam and visited Nic & Antone
- now in Maastricht and having dinner with Philip's parents tonight
- have only seen one picture of the chandeliers before buying them - antique shop wanted €8,000 for 4 chandeliers but Fanny got for the bargain price of €7,000 (included cleaning), but they still need to be electrified
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- Princess Diana's gilder has arrived at the shitoo - the chapel is going to be all blinged up & very, very shinny
- Fanny is hoping to get the GS all blinged up and shinny too
 
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I have to still read the previous thread but if noone posted this yet, here it is, just for you


Saint Louis GM € 1,500


similar Dior scarf


not sure about the scarf but the bag is defo new, I know her shajt (weird I know) as I have posted about it since the very beginning, as we started this trend of spotting the lux shajt, especially at the times when she pretended she was wearing water battels around her waist and was never given a present by her mum, I feel obliged to continue ,
poor orphan princess she is
 
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It sounded hideous.. get your foot off the sustaining pedal Phi Phi.
 
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