The Chateau Diaries #310 What does Phillip do for a living? NOTHING!

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Place your bets folks
 
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Wouldn't Mummy and Percy have to sit a driver's license test at their age?


 
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Interesting! But who of these twats would have the brain power to work this out? I could imagine Simon but would he be so invested? Baghead Marie perhaps.
Who's chateau was it that received a drop in from the veteran and sports cars a few years back ... was it during the Le Mans race/rally? Something at the back of my head....
 
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I do. I think Annmarie and Herr Natti will get married far away from Lalande. Most likely in Argentina where Natzi’s family, extended family and childhood friends live. Argentina will be the perfect place for a lovely big family wedding party. Tante and Ton Ton could easily fly there, the same way Annmarie’s big brother can join. Even Franny and Pubes will fly there and will ruin everything as they always do.

As single people Annmarie and Natti can get married in any church or office anywhere in the world. Why would they pick Lieland? If they get married in Europe, maybe Spain, where some of Herr Natti’s relatives live. Or, if they are really cheap, in the South of France…
 
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Who's chateau was it that received a drop in from the veteran and sports cars a few years back ... was it during the Le Mans race/rally? Something at the back of my head....
I think it was the antique dealer's place. The one Marie visited. They had some kind of car weekend event.
 
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They will get loyal younger followers.
Fanny thinks she will be able to scam her viewers for years, most of them will be feet up or broke.
 

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This morning's Patreon vlog:

  • The scammer flies to London to welcome her mother and Percy;
  • The vapid shopaholic goes shopping;
  • The legend-in-her-own-mind embarrasses herself by acting like a 3 year old;
  • The con woman tries manipulating viewers re purchasing the Porsche;
  • The straight-for-pay fake fiance is not gay, noooooooo what makes us think that?



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Wouldn't Mummy and Percy have to sit a driver's license test at their age?
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Me too?
Congratulations to you too mine's a G&T
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I've visited the invasion beaches, cemeteries, Pegasus Bridge and Sainte Mere Eglise several times over the years and it never fails to make me cry.

I'm guessing it still does and sadly I can't remember the tune but each day in the American cemetery a tune is played of a song that was popular the day they died.

The German cemeteries are equally moving and there was one we went to which had an inscription over the entrance that read, remember some of these men, it was not their choice to be here.

I've been doing family history for some time and we've done some research into Mr Spratt's maternal Grand Father.

We've found out that not only was he rescued from the beaches at Dunkirk, he was then sent back out to the mediterranean ending up being captured by the Italians and put in a prisoner of war camp.

He escaped from there, helped by resistance fighters and ended up in Switzerland.

Mr Spratt knew hardly any of this info as his Grandad never ever spoke of it, as was the case with so many because of the horrors they saw. He never accepted his medal either.

Mr Spratt said his Grandad was such a lovely kind and gentle man, it's terrible to think what he witnessed.

So very interesting.
 
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Where is the Mercedes now? Mummy’s been gone a while has it just been sitting somewhere for a year or more??
 
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Thank you tuffiti! You are a !!!
Don't you love how she picks and chooses the comments- people also ask you to take your dog to a vet!!..just saying.
I guess there will be a *new* car reveal soon.
 
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@tuffiti merci merci xx

Lying old trout, did I see two passports in her JCB hand.

What an utter waste of your money patreons, she's seeing the old girl soon why? Just why, got to drop off some important documentation? Hope you're interested in seeing the exhibition, not really what you're coughing up the $$$$ for though is it?

Ugly veiny hands on a vain person.

How many lampshades then do we think? It's amazing isn't it just what she crams in such a short space of time........pull the other one.

Mummy squeezes out a tear. The airport buggy is for the old boy Percy, so still very frail then and can't do the walk.

What in fucking gods name is she wearing, she's not five!

I think I've just sicked up a bit, Percy likes Mummy to wear something a little tighter as Trixie does Fanny.

Oh, and get your wallets out and buy her a car.........poor thing.


PS... Trixie you still look a complete knob in your Shakin Stevens boots
 
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Dear Lord! Fanny's now needs to replace all the lampshades at the shittoo. Only the most garish Pooky prints will do.


Thanks, @tuffiti, for sharing!
 
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