The Chateau Diaries #31 Who'll crawl out of the woodwork next?

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At least the cartoon characters she showed had clothing. But she may have been warned by youtube about the porn. Who knows could be porn kitchen or cartoon kitchen.
 
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SJ to Steve regarding the kitchen tiles, “I think we will be adding something to the chateau that future owners will cherish for many years.”

Future chateau owners to-do list—-
1. Remove the awful kitchen tiles ASAP
 
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Just finished today's CD. Steve was quite the roly-poly sitting on the floor with Steph. Sarah looked quite grumpy during the chocolate haul, which was ridiculous considering all the chocolate they are gifted for free. Note to Sarah: at least make an attempt to look pleasant and please ditch the white anklets, very unflattering. Just those two things will take years off your appearance. Philippa was quite greedy and childish demanding the Skittles be given to him. I noticed that both Steve and Sara held back a bit when the chocolate was being passed out. I'm sure they are hoping to score some more later. After all, they have to keep their weight up. Steph's idea of dumping the chocolate at the nearest city hall is thoughtless - why would they want to deal with it? The tile project looks like a mess that may never get completed. Dan appeared bored by the whole plumbing problem with the water pressure. Philippa's piano playing sucked as he pounded out the chords. I did like the view from Steph's office. It will be spectacular once the lake is back. Andi was graceful as always. Nati is a whiny nag with her rules about eating. She can be so smug sometimes. I guess the farm animals are taking a break from appearing on the vlogs. Haven't seen the sheep in ages. They must be pretty wooly by now!

I thought I saw the sheep in one of the fields when Stephanie, Dan and Matt were discussing the water issue.
 
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I don't see this couple as making it on YT. Way too boring. If you're not good looking and photogenic, then you had better have an outstanding personality, which is not evident at this point. If they think they can just ride SJs coattails, they should take a look at what happened to another upstart, Tomaz, when he tried to launch his own YT channel and Patreon account - sad demise there! Hint, hint Selmar and Marie.
Well well. Anyone see road kills FB Story today ??? Apparently it was meant for her patrons but landed on FB Stories. Now how does that happen by accident ? Anyway I DMed her asking why she always STRUGGLING .... she actually responded. Giving me this entire song and dance.
so I told her exactly what I though about her struggles and that she should basically pull her big girl pants up and leave LaLande. That I see it as a environment that has served its purpose and that she should move on.
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!
can you imagine 😂😅🤣
 
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Well well. Anyone see road kills FB Story today ??? Apparently it was meant for her patrons but landed on FB Stories. Now how does that happen by accident ? Anyway I DMed her asking why she always STRUGGLING .... she actually responded. Giving me this entire song and dance.
so I told her exactly what I though about her struggles and that she should basically pull her big girl pants up and leave LaLande. That I see it as a environment that has served its purpose and that she should move on.
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!
can you imagine 😂😅🤣
You deserve an award for this! Way to go!
 
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Well well. Anyone see road kills FB Story today ??? Apparently it was meant for her patrons but landed on FB Stories. Now how does that happen by accident ? Anyway I DMed her asking why she always STRUGGLING .... she actually responded. Giving me this entire song and dance.
so I told her exactly what I though about her struggles and that she should basically pull her big girl pants up and leave LaLande. That I see it as a environment that has served its purpose and that she should move on.
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!
can you imagine 😂😅🤣

Omg hahaha screenshots?
 
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At least the cartoon characters she showed had clothing. But she may have been warned by youtube about the porn. Who knows could be porn kitchen or cartoon kitchen.
Yes, she did say in the Patreon video that the scene is "entirely peopled by mainly naked line drawings" but here, she shows us a few clothed figures only, which she had obviously selected carefully in advance, even though she made it appear that she was shuffling randomly through the pages. There are about 300 drawings or tiles altogether, she said, but she made a point of not showing us the drawings of her, Nick, or Potts. Did you notice how she looked down quickly and cut Steve off when he mentioned that Daddy's style reminded him of Brueghel? In fact, Jarvis's figures are like a child's cartoon copy of Brueghel's characters, and it did feel like Princess was quick to steer the conversation away from anything that might make her father look like a copyist. She's a sly one!
 

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I QUOTE="ProfessorPlum, post: 4689973, member: 201124"]
Yes, she did say in the Patreon video that the scene is "entirely peopled by mainly naked line drawings" but here, she shows us a few clothed figures only, which she had obviously selected carefully in advance, even though she made it appear that she was shuffling randomly through the pages. There are about 300 drawings or tiles altogether, she said, but she made a point of not showing us the drawings of her, Nick, or Potts. Did you notice how she looked down quickly and cut Steve off when he mentioned that Daddy's style reminded him of Brueghel? In fact, Jarvis's figures are like a child's cartoon copy of Brueghel's characters, and it did feel like Princess was quick to steer the conversation away from anything that might make her father look like a copyist. She's a sly one!
[/QUOTE] I forgot about the patreon. It's gonna be a Larry Flint and Walt Disney love child kitchen. How appetizing. Steve trying to appear knowledgeable got the Skankanee cut off to control the narrative.
 
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Well well. Anyone see road kills FB Story today ??? Apparently it was meant for her patrons but landed on FB Stories. Now how does that happen by accident ? Anyway I DMed her asking why she always STRUGGLING .... she actually responded. Giving me this entire song and dance.
so I told her exactly what I though about her struggles and that she should basically pull her big girl pants up and leave LaLande. That I see it as a environment that has served its purpose and that she should move on.
SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL HER WHAT TO DO!!!!
can you imagine 😂😅🤣
If this was reddit I'd buy you karma points!!! I guess her inner Goddess isn't working is it? LMAO!!!
 
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I QUOTE="ProfessorPlum, post: 4689973, member: 201124"]
Yes, she did say in the Patreon video that the scene is "entirely peopled by mainly naked line drawings" but here, she shows us a few clothed figures only, which she had obviously selected carefully in advance, even though she made it appear that she was shuffling randomly through the pages. There are about 300 drawings or tiles altogether, she said, but she made a point of not showing us the drawings of her, Nick, or Potts. Did you notice how she looked down quickly and cut Steve off when he mentioned that Daddy's style reminded him of Brueghel? In fact, Jarvis's figures are like a child's cartoon copy of Brueghel's characters, and it did feel like Princess was quick to steer the conversation away from anything that might make her father look like a copyist. She's a sly one!
I forgot about the patreon. It's gonna be a Larry Flint and Walt Disney love child kitchen. How appetizing. Steve trying to appear knowledgeable got the Skankanee cut off to control the narrative.
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🤣 All the compliant men at Lalande get the 'Skankanee cut-off' --and it happens right below the belt!
 
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The Caloen family who own the castle, is belgian nobility..normally these are not poor..and it still amaze me to see them participate in the Lalande live chat...
Wealthy people don't stay wealthy by giving it away for free! I like their channel a lot. The kids are a great combination of smart and feral, and the parents seem like fun hippies.
 
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Yes, she did say in the Patreon video that the scene is "entirely peopled by mainly naked line drawings" but here, she shows us a few clothed figures only, which she had obviously selected carefully in advance, even though she made it appear that she was shuffling randomly through the pages. There are about 300 drawings or tiles altogether, she said, but she made a point of not showing us the drawings of her, Nick, or Potts. Did you notice how she looked down quickly and cut Steve off when he mentioned that Daddy's style reminded him of Brueghel? In fact, Jarvis's figures are like a child's cartoon copy of Brueghel's characters, and it did feel like Princess was quick to steer the conversation away from anything that might make her father look like a copyist. She's a sly one!
In the right hand corner...the man with the khaki colored clothes on....is that a potato in his pocket or is he just happy to see her??? :ROFLMAO: :m
 
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What strikes me is that one of my cousins, a 17-year-old boy, is the spitting image of young Derek. And Stephanie is the older version of me. Should I investigate my family? :unsure:
 
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Gangsta granny craptoe gift idea. Cut out paper clothes and a laminator machine. Wouldn't want your idol demonitized for having a half spode half porn kitchen. Or better yet knit something for the porn tile caricatures to wear. Skankanee in yellow for the gang bang scene would be lovely.
 
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What strikes me is that one of my cousins, a 17-year-old boy, is the spitting image of young Derek. And Stephanie is the older version of me. Should I investigate my family? :unsure:
Go buy a 23 and Me kit asap! As 'family' you could inherit the Shitao... oh then again!
 
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About the D/A situation...not a surprise if some have had this experience with them. The older ya get, the less you care about niceties. Never thought the man was anything but a beast. My hubs goes insane when anyone says something slightly off to me. So, I get it. Men gonna rage...let ‘me blow it off. Angel, eh, yeah she’s shrewd and tough, no shock there either.

it’s said that kids repeat what they hear from their parents. I can almost get an earful of young Arthur calling someone a “f——-g c—t some day very soon. Precious.😏
 
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