The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

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God, that hair on him is so unappealing.



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Look at the gushing shite under her flog. 1 Stephanie is then a we. 2 she is never in the bloody Chateau how many days away this year? 3. Top 400 patron accounts so she can travel and do sod all to the falling down Chateau

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I am 76 ,lived in the country all my life. Foxes are nocturnol. They hunt in the evening and early morning but mostly night. If they attract during day they are ill. Repeat ill. Rabid. Call local wildlife authorities and report. Watch Molly,Ruby, and Lancelot plus peacocks closely. I am telling you this as a warning, there is something wrong with this fox!
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I am 76 ,lived in the country all my life. Foxes are nocturnol. They hunt in the evening and early morning but mostly night. If they attract during day they are ill. Repeat ill. Rabid. Call local wildlife authorities and report. Watch Molly,Ruby, and Lancelot plus peacocks closely. I am telling you this as a warning, there is something wrong with this fox!
 
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Tea with lemon

We've been complaining for a long time that Fanny hides her clothes, so we can't catch prices and models.

Fanny really made an effort this time to let us see the whole dress.
 
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JackSpratt

Last nights vlog

A fan suggested they get in a professional fox catcher FFS

Trixies sentence of the day 'I would like'....a mirror, a sideboard, re upholster the single beds .....oh fuck OFF!!!!!

Re arrange a bedroom over and over and over

Another new frock for 2024 Fanny and is that one of his mother's, grandmother's shirts he's wearing. Gearing up for Chelsea

Chapel meh, same old same old, just leave the poor sods alone

As for Marie's dinner you may as well have just dumped a bag of salad on each plate a dish that was popular by MariA, why? THAT IS NOT WORTH 75 euros!!

How long will the breeze blocks sit in the garden?

Still sodding raining here, second night in a row we've had to light the fire, fed up with it now.
 
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Gertrude Maud

Rejigging that bedroom is a reaction to the criticism they have been receiving about no restoration being carried out on the main building. This makes them look as if they are doing 'something'.
The dead chickens are a blessing in disguise for her providing some new content a la the building of the hen house. As Isabelle would say . . . make it work for you darling.
 
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KitKat_theNewRat

Okay please don't ostracize me : but I don't hate the herb shirt! I mean it's not great on Phiphi, but I would wear it in a smaller size as a women's blouse, all tucked in jeans.

Also well done everyone here who said that the chickens had been dead for months. I somewhat thought that Steph just didn't care about them anymore. Makes you wonder how bad the state of the other million things that she stopped showing is.

It took me a moment to realize who this bubbly happy off-cam voice belonged to when Natti was filming. I guess Cuz is only in a bad mood when Steph or Phiphi are around.
 
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Fleur du mal

Urgh, I just can't with these comments...these people are even more delusional than Fanny! "Catch and relocate the fox"...*banging head on table*
Erading that ugly twerp would make the shitty chateau look less shitty!!
 
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Gertrude Maud

I don't know if Stephanie bought the machine or not but I believe it's a possibility she did not. When it first appeared I mentioned here, that one of the South Korean vloggers I watch was also 'sponsored' by brother at about the same time. I think that embroidery machine was also offered to Stephanie as product placement to use on her vlogs.

Watch from 5.19. It's mostly a silent vlog and requires subtitles.

 
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Pekey

How she loves a Freebie Gertie and I bet she is sad her Gift Grab has stopped but I do wonder how much people are still sending her and the others there at the Farmhouse ???
I am always watching for a Postie Van in her courtyard.
 
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C'est moi

Just watched a bit. He has a great sense of humour.
 
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Fleur du mal

If the fox story would be true the thing to do would be- calling the local game keeper or whoever is responsible for vermin control. He would come along look at the carnage and tell you exactly what kind of predator it was and how to keep your poultry safe. In the case of a fox attack he would go after it and shoot it. It's your responsibility as a poultry keeper to keep your animals safe from predators with adequate housing, fencing ( electric fencing helps) and so on. Simple as that!
 
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Cleo's Asp

In the photo where she's holding Leftalot, she looks exactly like she did in the one after having her hair done. Without her thumbnail filtering, she is very much a plain Baby Jane. If PJ wants to pretend that he's straight, he's giving a completely different impression in all those photos! Neither of them has the slightest idea of how to decorate or dress a room. They are just a couple of schoolchildren pretending to know what they are doing. Talk about Christie's taste makers! At least, she's got no chance of that ever happening again.
 
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Lady Pinkadella

This vlog was another laugh track from the first to the last minute. The self-proclaimed highly skilled interior designer can try on all the furniture in the universe, but unless the wallpaper is changed, it will continue to cause eye cancer. I thought the room was a staff room? Why two beds? Throw one out and make a small seating area and then there's room for a wardrobe. The two jumping jacks not only lack taste but also logical thinking. I'm sure now all sorts of furnishings will be bought for the room and in three months it will be redecorated again and everything will end up in the container. But anyway, it's all just for content.

The table setting is leaning more and more towards the farmhouse style, which doesn't go well with the porcelain. I don't understand the system with different flower arrangements in different sizes and styles anyway. But how could I, I'm not a florist.

Her lie about the fox will bite her hard in the ass. If she continues to let Ratso roam free, it will bring her a lot of criticism. And none of the lazy asses are willing to take him for a walk on a leash several times a day.

What special building material is needed for a chicken coop that justifies a 5 month delay in delivery? Can't she even think of better lies? I don't appreciate this lack of creativity, it always makes me feel so under-challenged.

As always, this vlog was not informative, not inspiring and certainly not educational.

But the question that really bothered me was: Why did the dessert look like placenta? Disgusting.
 
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C'est moi

That's pretty much exactly what you would do if you gave a shit. I had a fox move into an outbuilding last spring (2023) to give birth to her kits. My sheep have access to the outbuilding and as a responsible animal owner I was concerned. I called up the local office of flora and fauna to ask their advice. They said that as my girls were mature and there were no lambs the fox posed no problem but should I have further concerns to just give them another call. As it turned out neither party was bothered by the other and the fox eventually moved on. I did wonder if she would come back this spring to repeat the process. I haven't seen her but there was evidence the other morning of a kill, wood pigeon feathers everywhere.

It is highly unlikely, if it was a daytime attack, that it was a fox. They are just not active in daylight hours. My money is on the Prague ratter. I think that Despicable fanny has blown the kill up to be bigger than it actually was, citing the fox as the villain, and has now lost all control of the narrative. The dog probably got a couple and the rest were moved on to Curtsey as a protective/preventative measure. Liarsworld benefiting from some freshly slaughtered chicken, if Curtsey couldn't house them all.

Watch out for Despicable fanny making some outlandish announcement or a 180° turn on something she has been adamant against to try to change and take back control of the narrative.
 
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Seeingitasitis

Thank goodness people are telling her that the room is even worse than it was before she started. Not that Fanny will listen. It really is ghastly. How can she have so little taste? Do the renovations, then decorate with the help of a professional designer. AND STOP that idiot buying more at auction. Your chateau looks like a cross between a junk shop and a charity shop, spotted by a random collection of expensive and tasteless items - and, I have said it before - your father's artwork does nothing for the chateau. By all means, put some on display in one room and store the rest - preferably in those containers. What a mess.
 
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NotAChatelaine

How is it possible for the prancing twerp to look and behave like even more of a twerp? He’s quite the most ridiculous, uneducated, pretentious, affected young man. A poseur nonpareil.

The desperation in creating content for the sake of creating content was beyond parody. Philips’s contributions, pontificating about how to furnish and accessorise that room, simply proved, if there was any doubt, that he’s a complete ignoramus. Steff is as bad, but she does occasionally come out with a mild question mark about Philip’s decorating dictats. He then looks thunderous and peeved.

The bedroom is a disaster. It was much better before the Chateau DIY makeover, and only needed to be repainted. No eye-jarring expanse of wallpaper. No faffing about with different “suites” of furniture.

One bed hugging the wall. The chest of drawers between the two beds is way too high for that position - either that, or the beds are terribly low. Then talking about a bench against the wall facing the beds. No dressing table. No small armchair. A load of wasted space in the sloped ceiling part of the room. A hanging rail in the alcove. An example of Derek’s terrible art sticks out like a fistful of sore thumbs.

it’s a red hot mess.
 
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