He was probbly serenading them and showing them his performing hair system........
The Chateau Diaries #306 The Chateau Diaries has become Me, Me, Me, Me and How to Spoil Oneself
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No trip to London is complete, Gracie, without a jaunt to the Oxfam Bookstore and a reveal of their haul! Fanny and Snorts can then have Grant store it in the attic with the other books for the library addition.
My son had multi nut allergies as a child and had regular testing. He is now 24 and is now just allergic to peanuts and one other. However, when he was about 10 he was asked to take part in a hospital controlled allergy experiment for apricots.
Thankfully he didn’t have an allergy to them but the Dr explained that they were starting to see an increase in apricot or stone allergies but didn’t know why at the time. It sounds as if it has become a common allergy now from what you say.
Yet the fools do it of their own free will.
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She's only ever run to the cash point or the night safe to deposit the dosh.
Oh! I am mistaken. Thought it was olives
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Sadly, I have given Philip another ailment to add to his list
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that looks like the frumpy frock my great aunt Vera wore to my wedding$279 Lilysilk dress + $600+ shoes ( which were not gifted to her. ). The model looks unhappy to be wearing the dress,
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AND, lest we forget, whilst in London, her Fanny face fillers need topping up at the derma spa! Gotta keep the Ol’ lips, cheeks and massive shiny FIVEhead inflated like a pufferfish!
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he would be *SO* easy to get rid of shall we say…Oh! I am mistaken. Thought it was olives
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Sadly, I have given Philip another ailment to add to his list
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We should invite mirelle over to tattle for the next British French recipe exchange.
She has the same hobby. Funny, isn’t it.
She has the same hobby. Funny, isn’t it.
Truth Hedda! i had to go and look for this shoe thing you all are talking about. First of all, yeah, ugly as all hell. Second, Fake Fanny bought those herself and they delivered them when they came into the shop. No one is so enamored of this skank that they will fall all over themselves to gift her some ugly ass, albeit pricey granny shoes. Gawd she loves herself.
I, seriously, can only take this annoying, lying broad in small, spaced out bits. She is so full of a steaming pile of
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These shoes are made for waddlin'And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these shoes are gonna waddle all over you.
As regards to the simple, handyman Grunt: No man goes all that way, to just sit in a mangy, dirty ass kitchen and only have a cup of coffee, and/or just chat with fake old Fanny. Dude’s getting something from someone.
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Poor Ratso. Snippets of a day in the life of Ratso.
1. oh no, I am being twirled over the head of the Shittelaine again. Not a good way to start the morning. I will probably be carsick in the Porsche later on today. Why does she always manhandle me and forcibly rub my genitals all over her face, shoulders, and head? I feel violated..
2. I watch Mummy apply her make up and Daddy clip in his hair his hair and select the perfect bow. Daddy is so masculine, I want to grow up and be just like him.I already have clip on hair wiglet. Daddy donated hair to make me a wiglet exactly like the one he wears.
3, oh no, here comes Mummy’s giant man hand!
4. Ouch, mummy is poking me in my eye again, why can’t she learn not to hurt me when petting me!
5. oh no, Mummy is reaching for me again! Her hands are so gigantic, they scare me!
6. She hands me to Daddy who crams me into a carrier that is too small for me. Ouch!
7. Oh no! Where are we going? The flower show? I am allergic to most of the flowers. Hope they don’t let me eat poisonous flowers.
I hate when they take me out in public, because all these crowds of people surround me, wanting to admire me and pet me. Look at them crying, someone always faints, so much hell!
Oh no, not again! A policeman on a horse has been called in to control the crowds of people who want to admire me. I am scared of horses! Why can’t they just leave me at home?
1. oh no, I am being twirled over the head of the Shittelaine again. Not a good way to start the morning. I will probably be carsick in the Porsche later on today. Why does she always manhandle me and forcibly rub my genitals all over her face, shoulders, and head? I feel violated..
2. I watch Mummy apply her make up and Daddy clip in his hair his hair and select the perfect bow. Daddy is so masculine, I want to grow up and be just like him.I already have clip on hair wiglet. Daddy donated hair to make me a wiglet exactly like the one he wears.
3, oh no, here comes Mummy’s giant man hand!
4. Ouch, mummy is poking me in my eye again, why can’t she learn not to hurt me when petting me!
5. oh no, Mummy is reaching for me again! Her hands are so gigantic, they scare me!
6. She hands me to Daddy who crams me into a carrier that is too small for me. Ouch!
7. Oh no! Where are we going? The flower show? I am allergic to most of the flowers. Hope they don’t let me eat poisonous flowers.
I hate when they take me out in public, because all these crowds of people surround me, wanting to admire me and pet me. Look at them crying, someone always faints, so much hell!
Oh no, not again! A policeman on a horse has been called in to control the crowds of people who want to admire me. I am scared of horses! Why can’t they just leave me at home?
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How many hours drive is it? Ton ton said eight hours Fanny said 5 - 6 ?
Fanny is a liar.
Maybe Phiphi drives faster than Tonton
She cannot even fake her surprise! what a bad actress! She is laughing and smirking behind her hand. She believes she is the always the smartest little orphan princess in every room and is delighted that she believes that she is duping everyone with her claims of another fake gift ( that she actually purchase for herself at full retail price Likely with patreon or stort rental money ). She no longer has the gift grab to use as a conduit to gift herself thousands of dollars in purchases on camera so she has to resort to huge companies spontaneously, deciding to recognize what a special snowflake, Stefanie Jarvis is and spontaneously and altruistically gift her loads of expensive presents. Right. How many times has she pulled this stunt? Dozens of times. We see you, Stephanie! You don’t fool everyone or as many people as you think.
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these shoes are gonna waddle all over you.
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Stephanie, of course, had to tell her self, and had to foreshadow the gift of these shoes by making them the focus of a video in her last London visit. So greedy and yet so predictable. Rinse and repeat.
Panic ye not. Dogs are not allowed into the Chelsea Flower show but knowing those twats they would probably try to take him in regardless because rules do not apply to them. So I reckon Ratso will be left behind on this trip to continue bonding with FRK.
Maybe Phiphi drives faster than Tonton
Meanwhile back at Chateau Grift ………………..
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