Grant get a life, take ur mute daughter travelling, not captive in a damp dump.., how does it feel being excluded from the guest dinners and eating takeaways? Fanny's getting her money’s worth..All the back breaking jobs patiently awaited ur return. Wake up FFS .. yeh it’s ur last visit… we hear that voice in ur pea head ..I still think it was wild that Stephanie just thought she was going to order Grant to sort all her hoarded books into categories,
put phi phi’s china and decorating books aside, and keep all the cooking books, then pack them all into boxes. She seemed surprised when Grant told her he couldn’t identify all the books in what categories in which they should be placed. Stephanie then reluctantly said she would go through the books herself.
The entitled spoiled grifting little 50 year old orphan princess doesn’t do any work herself unless absolutely forced to do so. She has become so accustomed to being waited upon hand and foot that she does not do jack shit at her dump. When she cooks, she half asses the most simple recipes, and the end results are usually burnt or look like shit. She doesn’t clean, she whines when she has to do her laundry, she doesn’t oversee or do any maintenance on the equipment or the cars at the dump, she doesn’t wash dishes, she doesn’t take care of the dog, she doesn’t garden, she doesn’t take out her own trash, she doesn’t break down any of the dozens and dozens of boxes she has delivered to the dump each week, and she can’t do even the most basic “accounting” because she is “ bad at maths.”
If loser grifter castmember Snorty cannot shop every single day of the week and instead is forced to oversee projects at the dump with Stephanie, I think he will flee the premises as quickly as possible. He is lazy as shit, cannot even manage to start a fire in the wood burners, does little to no manual labor, and is useless.
I am enjoying seeing this big screwup by Stephanie. She believes she is invincible. People are pissed off by her Laziness, entitlement, nonstop shopping, and luxury travels, lies,etc. It is interesting to see how many critical comments actually remain posted. We know that they have deleted probably hundreds of comments that are more critical than those that remain posted.
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the real tartuffe
49 minutes ago
I'm very surprised by the comments today. I have full faith in Stephanie's decisions as chatelaine of HER chateau. She has meticulously restored Lalande over the past 18 years and is presently working on numerous projects with the finest advisors, experts, and workmen available anywhere. The chapel is one of the most beautiful and significant examples of French gothic revival architecture and rightly should be considered a national monument. This restoration has been made possible by the vision, foresight, planning, and largesse of just one person: Stephanie Jarvis. With wonderful Philip at her side, she is carefully building up and curating the chateau's collections. With this comes the responsibility of caring for these collections and, in this case, necessarily moving them to accommodate ongoing restoration. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, as the English say. Philip is the consummate researcher and project manager; and a rock of support--both professionally and personally--to Stephanie. He will have investigated every possible option to ensure the protection of these items and, no doubt, negotiated the best price for the long term rental of the storage units for the next two to three years. Stephanie and Philip: I support you!
Well... I managed to make one whilst enjoying Cophenhagen Pride last summer.@ComtesseRose do you plan your holidays around new threads??
LOL"I have full faith in Stephanie's decisions as chatelaine of HER chateau.... Heavy is the head that wears the crown, as the English say."
Fanny may have attended Oxford but surrounds herself with books because she's insecure about her intelligence. Fanny is not a deep thinker. She has the attention span of a gnat and knows she's no brain surgeon, but thinks books make her look smart.I don't believe she reads loads of books, the odd novel, maybe and many of them trashy ones. The others, she occasionally dips into, thinking she may get decorating ideas but she doesn't seem to see the difference between the tasteful settings in the books as opposed to the tacky mis-mash of over-stuffed brocante-type rooms that she and her aunt like to have. Most books are for showing off purposes but she can't even manage that as she has too many and no space to display them. If she's in a hotel room on her own, her time is spent surfing the internet, looking at auctions and eBay items; designer clothes; porcelain; shoes; handbags; hotels, etc. She is far more interested in how she can spend thousands of other people's money, rather than reading books.
And, uh, testosterone. So tasty.Why wouldn't he be included in the meal with the guests? If anything he adds humour and conversation!
Does France have an extradition treaty with Japan?I believe there is the old servants quarters that are empty and dry. Why not store crap.over.there? In a different part of the.place?? At least they would be Inside. It's all very suss.... What is she really.doing?
This is all very helpful but Fanny does not care. She can just enjoy buying more stuff. It is not her money after all. Fanny Wasteitall. Why on earth do people contribute to this?@ldnwholesale8552
1 hour ago
I too love books,, my house is being taken over by them. I can guarantee though no cooking or crockery books! And as others have said do not store stuff in containers, the humidity kills it. Books will go mouldy, furniture will buckle and bend. They even kill cars stored for very long. No ventilation is the issue so humidity and heat are rampant. The attic is not ideal but a LOT better than containers
@ellenmais-ir4lh
1 hour ago
Those book boxes need to be closed with sealing tape around all seams to prevent silverfish moving into them.
megkraft1108
1 hour ago (edited)
I'm very concerned about those medal containers. Things can get moldy if they aren't air tight and proper ventilation. The PTO ( parent/ teacher organization) had a container like those and we lost props for plays, fundraiser items and school spirit wear. It was a shame.
jimcutting4435
1 hour ago
Containers will be a HUGE mistake. Climate controlled de-humidified space is best.
denisemahood9162
1 hour ago
Thats a lot of people suggesting you find an alternative way to store your books and some of them have had first hand experience. I'm thinking you perhaps should rethink your storage plan. Books are precious.
stevensmith9706
1 hour ago
Beware of a HUGE damp problem and lack of ventilation. Everything you're storing is very susceptible to rot and warpage.
@margarethouston8998
1 hour ago
Get a lock for valuables. That’s not the best way to store books. If one book gets mold , it will contaminate others. I worked in a museum library. We NEVER let a “ musty” book in! Check it out yourself ️ Humility control inside the house is best
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ninofromsicilia
1 hour ago
Why Not Use Nattie’s and Jerry’s unfinished Apartments for storage of items susceptible of damp issues!
@fredwilliams6843
1 hour ago
It seems to me Stephany that you spend an inordinate period of time bothering Marie while she is trying to prepare food. I don’t think that’s fair to her.
mattneillninasmom
1 hour ago (edited)
I'm sure it's a matter of personal taste, but to me those poor espaliered trees around the fountain look crucified. So much of the Lalande aesthetic is organic and natural - why then, are those trees tied up and tortured? P.S. Please reconsider storing wood panelling and books in metal storage containers = which unheated, uncooled, will wreak havoc on these organic materials. You may as well bake and freeze them
@N-A-uw5fp
1 hour ago
I wouldn’t put wood, paper, or fabric in those containers! Mold! They get very moist and drip water inside.
@paulwaite2219
1 hour ago
Gosh do not put the books etc into a metal shipping container. You have already seen what damp can do to the Chapel which has had to have dehumidifiers put into it to dry it
lindaallen9721
1 hour ago (edited)
Is there a climate-controlled storage facility nearby? There is a great danger of disaster happening! You don’t want the items going the way of the chapel interior with moisture.
@laurenl5843
1 hour ago
The paneling and the books will rot in those containers. Mold, damp and mice will destroy everything. I know this from experience.
@michellecook2338
1 hour ago
Yes please do store the books in the attic at least in open boxes
@suellenmcgillick8177
2 hours ago
There must be a ground floor room that could hold these precious items.
@Theodore-zd2mv
2 hours ago
I share the concerns about the damp, mold and critters. And the containers were placed directly on the grass, which will rot and animals will burrow underneath. I think the vegetation should have been removed first and the containers raised up on blocks to allow air circulation and reduce the problem with animals. Unless there is more to the plan..
christinesavage4837
2 hours ago (edited)
I have done exactly this and paid the price. Basically had to toss about 60% of the books, mostly mould but also containers are not rodent & insect proof and had damage from both cockroaches and mice as well. Don't do it if the books and panelling are important to you. I will say I was out of country, stored the containers on my parents property and they were not regularly checked but even so really don't recommend.
@laurabuntin259
2 hours ago
The napkin you have put around your neck looks like a dentists thingy they put on you when they are drilling holes in your teeth. I’m not getting warm and fuzzy from that thing
nancystraub9671
2 hours ago
I watch your blog every day it is on. I usually do not make comments, however I feel this is important. I was a sales representative for large international moving companies for 30 years before I retired in 2013. I am concerned about the containers u have leased. These containers have no ventilation, they do not breath & will become extremely hot in the summer months. I am concerned about the antique paneling. The heat could cause it to buckle. Also the finish can melt & stick to fabric, paper & especially plastic. Those containers can get up to 110 to 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Blessings. Nancy Straub
janisagresta6586
2 hours ago
Think about it…disgusting garbage has been in there.
So the good news is her parents' books and the grand salon panelling, and the stealth-purchased panelling, will all be ruined by moisture, mold and mildew in two years?Click to watch Stephanie bullshit about Marie’s meal, declaring “ it is like being a super swanky restaurant every single weekend with you.” Still trying to justify that excessive €75 charge per diner Stephanie? Stephanie certainly looks swanky wandering around the dump with a dirty napkin. attached to a necklace. We will never see the necklace napkin holder again after this video.
Looks like Grant knows he has to fend for himself if he wants to eat decently at the dump and is ordered in a barbecue grill so he can grill steaks and other meats for himself and his daughter.
Can you believe that Stephanie proudly states in the video that she is going to store old books and crap in the storage unit for the NEXT 2 YEARS And that she isn’t going to bother to sort through the dozens of boxes of books before storing them, and instead will wait until “the library” is completed to go through the books, and determine what needs to be thrown away. She is absolutely crazy. SHE THREW NOTHING AWAY!
Grant tried to tell her in a polite way about hoarding but she blows off his concerns at 3:37 and 4:35, talking about his father, was an antique dealer who ended up becoming a collector instead because he bought so much stuff. She is so lazy and entitled that she originally expected Grant to go through all of her books and pull out and leave all the design books, antique books, porcelain books, and cookbooks. WTF? Where was the lazy shopaholic control freak Miss Chatelaine? She reluctantly went thru the books herself but did not discard even one book about of the thousands of books she has stored at the Dump and even noted that Philip added a couple hundred books to the book collection with his purchase at the latest auction.
She then rewards herself with a cold beer at the end of the day, trying to give off Amaury “working man“ vibes.
Yes. Stiffing her guests, Patreons, employees, viewers and donors seems to be the essence of what she's up to. And doing it to their faces is important. On video. I wonder if she'll be paying the chapel restorers, or if they demanded half up front. I would have.The Scotch egg vlog- Fanny was pretty soused (she had been drinking) and decided to make Scotch eggs (and not much of anything else.) This was when the Rosieres came to visit. Amy and Marc arrived at night, looking exhausted and hungry, and were given two eggs total to share with the children. That was a really strange vlog- almost as strange as the one a few weeks prior where Snorts and Fanny went to visit Amy and Marc (the messy house vlog), picked asparagus from the garden, and that was pretty much what was shown for dinner. They are all a really odd lot!
Now, is THIS going to be The Fall Of The House Of Jarvis?I still think it was wild that Stephanie just thought she was going to order Grant to sort all her hoarded books into categories,
put phi phi’s china and decorating books aside, and keep all the cooking books, then pack them all into boxes. She seemed surprised when Grant told her he couldn’t identify all the books in what categories in which they should be placed. Stephanie then reluctantly said she would go through the books herself.
The entitled spoiled grifting little 50 year old orphan princess doesn’t do any work herself unless absolutely forced to do so. She has become so accustomed to being waited upon hand and foot that she does not do jack shit at her dump. When she cooks, she half asses the most simple recipes, and the end results are usually burnt or look like shit. She doesn’t clean, she whines when she has to do her laundry, she doesn’t oversee or do any maintenance on the equipment or the cars at the dump, she doesn’t wash dishes, she doesn’t take care of the dog, she doesn’t garden, she doesn’t take out her own trash, she doesn’t break down any of the dozens and dozens of boxes she has delivered to the dump each week, and she can’t do even the most basic “accounting” because she is “ bad at maths.”
If loser grifter castmember Snorty cannot shop every single day of the week and instead is forced to oversee projects at the dump with Stephanie, I think he will flee the premises as quickly as possible. He is lazy as shit, cannot even manage to start a fire in the wood burners, does little to no manual labor, and is useless.
I am enjoying seeing this big screwup by Stephanie. She believes she is invincible. People are pissed off by her Laziness, entitlement, nonstop shopping, and luxury travels, lies,etc. It is interesting to see how many critical comments actually remain posted. We know that they have deleted probably hundreds of comments that are more critical than those that remain posted.
Marie had to let Fanny know not to 'sample' the little bit she kept in the kitchen for staff... such measly portions.. Fanny Big Mitts will take it anyways.Is that more pea puree again under the slab-o-meat? I see Marie is getting tricky with splitting the stem of asparagus a la restaurant where John took Fanny for lunch. She's using asparagus as garnish instead of as a side, cheap, very cheap. I wonder if any of the guests ever ask for seconds? Or is once more than enough?
Kelly Brook is launching a new feature with Homesense stores called Barkitectural Digest, a "pet interiors content series." There isn't much available about it yet except for this article in today's Daily Mail, which includes a promotional video.Lancelot won’t be pleased to be back at the Shitoo by the sounds of it and who can blame him. Snorts’ hairy polo neck closeup was a bit ‘yukky’ though Lancelot
Fanny is such a scavenging grifter, even around food… any crumbs she will hoover up… did mummy starve her and lock her in a basement as a child… any time around food she literally salivates and orgasmsMarie had to let Fanny know not to 'sample' the little bit she kept in the kitchen for staff... such measly portions.. Fanny Big Mitts will take it anyways. View attachment 2917087
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