The Chateau Diaries #302 Stay home and renovate the damn chito

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What was up with the way he entered the room? That was hilarious.
That was his surprise/wow/bj/new porcelain face...
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'..my house..' you sound like Philip.
 
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Hang in there lady, I once dyed my hair orange like Ronald MC Donald orange. And I went to work the next day. I didn't think it was bad, until I saw the looks on peoples faces. Hats are ok and it can be fixed. At least you have hair. #Snorts
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Thanks now I want lasagna
 
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That was his surprise/wow/bj/new porcelain face...
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'..my house..' you sound like Philip.

If only I did not.
1. Clean
2. cook
3. laundry
4. Pay the mortgage
5. Would rather die than serve anything he has cooked including tuna pasta surprise and lasagna.
6. Care for my dog myself
7. Bathe
8. Have a job
9. Have many friends
10. Support myself
 
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Yeah, the peaches and tuna really stumped me, and I'll pretty much eat any savory meat dish with fruit in it. It's kind of like my thing.
Tuna and peaches, pushing it. Wow.
 
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Yeah, the peaches and tuna really stumped me, and I'll pretty much eat any savory meat dish with fruit in it. It's kind of like my thing.
Tuna and peaches, pushing it. Wow.
Disgusting. Much like his turkey schnitzel, cold jarred peas and apple sauce Also his hair ‘system’ when growing out looks like a whoopie cushion you need when you fracture your coccyx and cannot manage #2s. I am ‘allergic’ to ALL of that.
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Oh, and the criminal hoarding thing going on. I also have allergies to THAT.
 
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Yeah, the peaches and tuna really stumped me, and I'll pretty much eat any savory meat dish with fruit in it. It's kind of like my thing.
Tuna and peaches, pushing it. Wow.
I do put tuna in macaroni cheese, my son always wants bacon in it as well! So I'll do some on the side but....
 
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Hugh did have one thing in common with Stephanie....he too was a whore-der

Bad bad joke I know, I couldnt help myself....maybe I've been possessed by Henny Youngman
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I do put tuna in macaroni cheese, my son always wants bacon in it as well! So I'll do some on the side but....
We call that tuna casserole. Made with boxed Kraft Mac & cheese and Campbell's cream of mushroom soup. I actually crave that every once in awhile. My mother used to make it when I was a child, that's what she considered cooking
 
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Blimey their decorators are slow it has been weeks on one room. They do very little themselves now and still it is slow, they do a good job though but seriously they are lazy too-go get a job

There charges seem incredibly high, I reckon she's being charged top dollar.
 
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Your comment could have been my comment. I loathe lamb . . . and for the same reasons, and also like you I refuse to cook it so Mr GM grills it on the barbecue. Growing up, I think I had too many Sunday lamb roasts.
 
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Are the sandwiches always cold or sometimes grilled? They actually sound good, but I love cheese and onions lol
The ones from the supermarket are always cold but I don’t see why you could t grill them at home.
 
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Are the sandwiches always cold or sometimes grilled? They actually sound good, but I love cheese and onions lol
M&S ones are grated cheddar cheese and onion in mayo on buttered bread and they are yummy. Apart from my family, M&S food is the only thing I miss about the UK
 
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Are the sandwiches always cold or sometimes grilled? They actually sound good, but I love cheese and onions lol
In England if you say cheese sandwich it's cold and spread with butter before the cheese and raw onion is added. I love a fried cheese and onion sandwich best, but bought a retro toastie maker, it's a comfort thing, and no faff. I will add Worcestershire sauce to the toastie or a fig chutney. My favourite cheese sandwich is a crusty baguette with bri, grapes and Walnuts!
 
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When I come home from the hairdressers himself comes out with the same quote that he's used for the last 44 years...
"I thought you were getting your hair done?"
And he still thinks it's the most hilarious thing ever
My husband calls my facial appointments . . . a visit to the panel beaters.
 
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M&S ones are grated cheese and onion in mayo on buttered bread and they are yummy. Apart from my family, M&S food is the only thing I miss about the UK
It's not quite the same (my insta private but those who follow me my last post was pink ) I live on a tiny island, with one village store, and I miss M&S so so much. It's one of the first shops I dive into when on the mainland. I was quite overcome with joy when I last visited.. I also miss Chinese takeaway.
 
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The ones from the supermarket are always cold but I don’t see why you could t grill them at home.
Just realized my post sounds as if I've never had a grilled cheese sandwich lol. Tonight I think I'll make grilled cheese with caramelized onions.
 
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