Here are some coronation robes they found.
The Chateau Diaries #301 The robo mop did more work in 5 minutes than Fanny has in 20 years
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And insurance went up to $16,000 a year gawd!!But that is because you use quality ingredients, have a much bigger menu selection, charge reasonable prices and pay your workers a living wage!
So Davy is behind Dans Chateau plant scheme, minimal maintenance a major factor ! It looks a million times better than everything at CHMN already.
Cat playing the "coy helper" is nauseating.
Cat playing the "coy helper" is nauseating.
In between sussing out the food and the cost of the food compared to the price, I had a little flash of being a Lalande guest forced to make dinner table convo with Pheeph. Can you imagine?seems about right @billybudd.
For €13 a head with a drink each (you can have a soft drink, wine or beer), and an extra glass of wine, we’ve eaten the following here in Southern Spain today for €31 :
salad for 2 plus a basket of good local fresh bread
2 bowls of beef stew as starters (though the broth was thin enough to be classed as soup)
1 pork chop and 1 pollo muslo both with French fries
1 portion of ‘contessa’ (vienetta), 1 creme brûlée
Of the house (they have a choice of about 5 home made desserts every day)
2 cafe con leches
all this from from a choice of about 8 starters, 8 meat mains and 6 fish and about 8 desserts. Red, white, rose wine, beers, soft drinks and free bottles of water.
Now, whilst it’s not ‘cordon bleu’, it’s good honest grub and the place was packed with workers, families, all sorts of people who go to be fed well, and in our case, relax and enjoy.
I’d rather eat there any day than the Shitooo and put up with that bunch of weird misfits and syncopates and their faux fine dining. It’s laughable if it wasn’t so pathetic
Do you actually go through Stephanie's desk drawers when she's not around? Non?
Have you filed keys, legal documents, blueprints, Youtube aliases, in a place where only you can find them? Non?
Are you actually making your spending money for all the shopping you do turning tricks on Grindr? Non?
Or has your hair tragedy and toupee cut you off entirely from that line of work? Non?
Are you going to get Lancelot registered, fixed, vaxxed, and his eye taken care of? Non?
Why does your accent change when Fanny leaves you alone with Marie and Sabine? Non?
I was looking at Countess Spencer's dinner table on Instagram. She doesn't use tablecloths and only white napkins and clear crystal. Do you think that's declasse? Non?
Please tell me the difference between Monet and Manet, are they two different guys? Non?
Give me your Emmaus "decanter", I'll pour my own, thank you.
Now, now, don't be horrible!
Crocheting is a great hobby, seriously! Beats "Tablescaping" any time! I'm sure Lance will love his lil' granny square outfit!
And look at this: ain't it just cute?!
( from F*cebook)
They were probably so exhausted from the first B&B weekend that they had to take a short vacation.
Same as pampas grass in the UK
Oh tit I have pampas grass, but I’m US. I got some pink ones this year.Same as pampas grass in the UK
Oh, sorry. Maybe it was @graciemckitten ? I had a bit of a day of it yesterday offending people (to do with my work). I was on such a roll with offending I probably didn't give this the attention it needed so apologies to all. However, I stand by the guidelines/regulations of Chambres d'hôtes - bedrooms and bathrooms are to be cleaned daily. Pound to a penny this never happens at the holiday from hygiene, lielande!
Thank goodness Lancey has a sensible friend in Henri. The two of them have more sense than the rest of that bunch at Lieland, although that doesn’t take much to be fair
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Lalande Experience???? I would rather have my toenails removed without anesthetic
We always went in every morning, unless advised not to by the guest, made the bed, tidy and clean the bathroom and put out fresh cups and saucers/replenished minifridge etc etc.
Even when I was doing Gites, sometimes the clients would ask for a cleaning service.
It's like everything else there, too much like hard work.
I had one of those days last week, the bloke at the Bank copped it from me with both barrels, talking to me like I'm a silly little woman.
As intersting as the vlog may seem I don't think I could watch this bint. Her facial expressions in the click bait titles gives me the heebie-geebies. Close yer gob love, that's so not attractive.
Is anyone else hoping SJ and Poodle won't be there, after all it's the last weekend of the season, she will have graced her guests with her presence in the lead up to it, so maybe, just maybe she will sneak off for a little break. When does the season end? I'm just wondering if there are any places she needs to be?
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I can't wait until the electricity bill comes in after all the food drying Marie has done.
Rexy you make an excellent point. Every suggestion would vastly improve Marie’s offerings. With the exception of the potential cheese plate the ingredients were already in house or out of Fanny’s near wasteland walled garden. It wouldn’t have cost any more than what Stephamememe Scrooge allowed either. With Fanny’s new obsession over Japanese portion sizes, multiple small courses would still be more than enough food, far more elegant and allow the poncing prince to use more of his ridiculous porcelain collection. Besides being miserly, I don’t think Stephanie has ever had a truly elegant five star dining experience to be able to see this. Between her greed and gluttony, she only dines in places that are mass marketed or aimed at tourists. She has blinders on when it comes to what it is to truly be a gracious hostess. The frustrating thing is doing so takes far less energy than the embarrassment Jarvis produces.
This Hell Hound and her daughter are off for a 7 day break tomorrow.
I have my pain killers to take if my tummy plays up but it has settled down .
I have my pain killers to take if my tummy plays up but it has settled down .
Have a lovely time Pekey, fingers crossed pain will not be needed. xxx
This old menopausal hag is going back to the UK for 4 days tomorrow. The Arkansas Chugabug (white van) is ready, so it's Spratt's on tour and we'll see how long it is before something pisses us off over there.
Bon Voyage and Safe Journeys, @Pekey and @JackSpratt! Can I come along? The cat has just been sick all over the livingroom, and my better half has succumbed to a bug and retired to his bed.
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