A few random thoughts about the Patron video:
1) When Philip was being "frugal" by mixing leftover wine with pear juice, he was acting at playing "Posh Philip", with his Lord of the Manor voice. What a change from the last video, where he was like the young guy he is, bouncing off the walls, explaining how he's a homebody! And the no waste FOR THE PLANET comment was over the top.....
2) At that sorry excuse for a breakfast buffet, Stephanie noted she had an egg on to boil and said "at least I'm not having a scrambled egg, so I'm feeling very virtuous." WTF does that even mean? I've never equated the style of egg someone eats to their virtue.....and by the way, it would take more than a boiled egg to restore Stephanie's virtue!
3) I wish that seagull had pooped on her head! (it's a mess when seagulls poop on you......don't ask how I know!)
4) Blah, blah, blah......Bellini, Napoleon, architecture, sacred conversation.....reading off the placard........I hate her.
5) The best belly laugh? With a straight face, Philip recites what's in his dish and says "mice"........and never blinks an eye until Stephanie corrects him, but then neither of them could tell viewers what was in his dish. That idiot Philip actually thought he had a dish with cooked mice in it? Oy......
6) Posh Philip, out of his depth, returns to his Lord of the Manor speak as Stephanie explains her carbonara, with a posh "When in Venice". Asshole.