The Chateau Diaries #287 Fanny either has a new found interest in rebar & cement, or she's in heat!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations for naming the thread @Lady Avonlea , thank you @LittleMore Cottage for nominating the thread title.

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Lochness Monster
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Jan 26, 2024

• #38

Hags and trolls. I collapsed Tuesday and am in hospital bleeding form somewhere that should not! My husband is in another hospital atm as you know.
Keep up the good work. I am reading some comments when I can. Lochte.

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Tartuffe
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Jan 26, 2024

• #3

A wonderful new thread title, @Kickintheass. Thank you for moving things along so seamlessly, @ComtesseRose. And, @tuffiti, thank you for the patreon posts.

Before it is removed, here is one of the latest CD comments:

@sammom8599
28 minutes ago
This channel is ridiculous. Worried about horrible color paint when the building is falling apart….still. What about concentrating on structural issues with the outside or how about the ceiling that and bedrooms that may collapse over grand salon where it’s been 2 years now? It is again ridiculous what you concentrate on, start half way ( natty’s apartment or Gerald’s, the lake?). But hey what a great mirror in your bedroom. I watched this channel during Covid and it was a great escape now just smoke and …mirrors.

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Jules100
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Wednesday at 5:41 AM

• #661

Albee said:
OMG he is getting bigger and bigger. His poor liver. Salad is your friend Steve.
Are these Derek’s porn tiles?

No, they are my Steve / Daddy Spode knock off bespoke CD tartlet avatar tiles. I had record sales during December in my old Zazzle store and now I know where they all went. Thanks Steve!

Here’s a quick randomly generated sample of some of the 52,976 tiles I made:

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tuffiti
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Jan 26, 2024

• #31

Just found out that I am finally able to edit our wiki pages (), so have added all missing links to the patreon video's. Will keep the list updated from now on.

Let me feed the search engine bots: Watch The Chateau Diaries Patreon videos for free here: https://tattle.life/wiki/the-chateau-diaries-2/ . Stephanie Jarvis is a con artist. The Chateau Diaries is a scam.

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Jeeves
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Sunday at 10:27 AM

• #242

graciemckitten said:
@KFolmer14
1 day ago
I have an off question. I keep hearing them say Phillip friendly and them making Phillip special food. Can someone tell my what his allergies are? Just wondering. I myself have food allergies. Was just interested in finding out.

Glad to help you with some of Phyllis' "allergies".

• Physical work of any description
• Washing
• Hair cuts / shaving
• Adult male clothing
• Physical intimacy with females
• Friendships within his own age group.
• Exercise
• Editing efficiently
• Further education or training for any kind of real work

I am sure my fellow Tattlers will be able to assist in completion of the list

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Jules100
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Wednesday at 8:09 PM

• #745

Lancelot gave me a tip… Sometimes you get more from CD when you watch with the closed captioning turned on.

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tuffiti
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Sunday at 12:59 PM

• #250

Today's Patreon video, with a summary underneath the thumbnail.


- Patron's names on grand salon panelling: as soon as the grand salon panelling goes in. Next stage is changing the beams. This week an engineer will visit to create a report on what is needed. Then the chapel restorers will give her a quote based on this report. When that is done, Amaury will do his work. Has already made a lot of the framing. She is not sure what to make the spineless man do first: the grand salon or chambre perse and chambre des oiseaux.
- Facade: if going back in time, would she do the facade first instead of the interior project. She claims no money for the facade back then whereas the interior projects were needed to be able to live there. She really wants to do the facade, but the structural problems with the grand salon and chapel stopped her from being able to. Claims having the facade done will be a moral boost for everyone.
- Heating: the animal abuser and the con woman are tough and have electric blankets, so don't care they're freezing. Amaury did tell them, that when they were away recently, his farmhouse bedroom was 2°C/35,6°F.
- Every BnB visitor is a vlog watcher. Viewer's partners are apparantly often bewildered but warm up to the experience during their stay. No longer on Booking.com because it was too weird for non-viewers to be amongst sycophants. A French dub of Chateau DIY is broadcasted in France, so now also new visitors from France.
- Davey: she doesn't know when Davey wil be back at the chateau, but will see him at Chelsea.
- Fountain @ English garden: the chapel restorers are looking at what needs doing and will give a quote for putting it in.
- YouTube intro: took it out due to algorithm - it being skipped would have negative effect.
- Budget chapel vs lake or interior projects: highest priority due to it having structural problems (vault could have collapsed at any point). Not creating any more BnB rooms, as then they would be considered a hotel with corresponding regulations. Grand salon also highest priority due to structural tit.
- Who the f*ck is Gerry: spins the same old tale that Gerry often sat outside the nursing home where his mother worked, and then daddy Derek put him to work and they both adored each other. When the con clan moved to England, Gerry followed them.
- Daddy's porn tiles: the kitchen needs some redoing/streamlining. New bigger fridge will be placed along the wall where the ovens are and a wall needs to be moved. They don't know yet hove much space will be left for the porn tiles, so that little project is on hold. Depends on Amaury, but he will do the arriere cuisine before moving onto the kitchen.
- Salvaging chambre Perse's wallpaper: they don't know yet. The people that are going to do the paintwork on the chapel, will have a look at chambre perse to assess the work that needs doing to its walls. The wallpaper probs will be lost. Perhaps they will digitise it and recreate, or save what can be saved behind glass and put other wallpaper on top plus insulation (which she hasn't done in other rooms - insulation). She blabbered on about the wallpaper - I zoned out, sorry.
- Soundproofing grand salon: when steel beams are put in, they will soundproof it. The entire farmhouse is super noisy.
- Future fundraisers: no new one planned yet, but is looking into merchandise. She wants people to receive something for donating, such as the adopt a star.
- Handyman: the camerashy handyman is still working at the farmhouse, and often works together with Kirsty - currently on the new chicken coop.
- Gazebo: will be revealed probs end of Feb when Chateau DIY has been broadcast.
- Library: will be in the winter salon.
- Cluckingham Palace: Kirsty and the hidden handyman will be working on it, not every part has been ordered yet, will happen soon.
- Shutters: the shutters on the old part of the farmhouse will be replaced with internal shutters by Amaury. First the facade. Will also redo windows and put double glazed ones in.
Balconies: the little juliet balcony will be put on one of the gites. There will not be a balcony at the front of the farmhouse.
- Terrace: waiting for the quote and then the work will go ahead.
- Swimming pond and lake: she has permission now for the pond, but is not going ahead with it just yet, as she wants to finish other projects first ().

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Thank you all.
Remember we have a wiki.
Happy Tattling

 

[graciemckitten]

In "peacock years" wouldn't he be as old as Mummy ???? .
Died of old age

I would have thought if Thor died and she wanted to monetize the death, she would have a video titled, “Morning Thor! whoops, Mourning Thor……Death at the Dump” complete with a thumbnail of an open mouth Stephanie in a grifted black Lilysilk blouse opened to her naval with her tits janging out.

Thor could have died and she is saving the news until she “can make it work for her.” They lost all of the peachicks except Wedgewood but the only peachick death she announced was the peacock she taped dying and gasping for air at the vet.

Here is info on peacocks.

Peacocks in the wild typically live for 10-25 years. However, in captivity, they have been observed to live longer, with an average lifespan ranging between 40-50 years.


COMMON HEALTH ISSUES FOR PEACOCKS INCLUDE:

• Worms and
  Coccicidiosis
  Capillaria
• • Food
  Contamination
• Poisoning
• Pesticide

The free range peacocks and peahens could also get killed by cars or predators at the Dump.

 

[KyBourbon]

Happy Groundhog Day! If Michael Petherick sees his shadow, it’s six more weeks of Doing It Ourselves!

 

[Pekey]

Thank you for the new thread ComtesseRose !

Gracie..... if Thor is dead it could have been all those things that "did him in" !!! That place is a health hazard all round !

 

[graciemckitten]

The poor little ACTOR AND GRIFTER Phillip hates to travel storyline. He isn’t going to prison. He isn’t working at the crispy Chateau or working in the fields all day. He is traveling in luxurious fashion, eating at fine restaurants, staying in 4 and 5 star hotels, and spending thousands of euros on shopping and auctions and wine, etc., AND PAYING FOR NONE OF IT HIMSELF!!!!

Then he returns to the dump, where he does not cook, clean, or do any manual labor unless it is being taped for a 12 minute YouTube video. He spends his days watching Netflix, practicing his Potts’ child like voice, demeanor, smile, and impressions, drinking sweet wine at his little lady desk furiously following dozens of auction sites and bidding for more and more unnecessary pieces of junk with grifted money and occasionally roughly petting/ manhandling, intimidating, or endangering his neglected, untrained grifted dog Ratso ( who tolerates Phillip and would rather be with Amaury), who is primarily cared for by anyone living at the Dump until time for filming, and engages in a never ending series of petty arguments and passive aggressive conversations with his fake Mommy aged Gerry lookalike
exhibitionist, closing in on 50, “ girlfriend“ who wants to bed the chapel restorer and wreck yet another family. What a spoiled, entitled loser.

IMHO , I think Snorts is purposely playing up the “ I don’t like to travel” storyline discussed over and over and over in today’s video to manipulate viewers to feel sorry for him, because the gruesome twosome believe that it will create a look over there at poor Phillip and not at us dumping Ratso yet again. and taking their second extravagant, unnecessary vacation in less than a month, when they have done virtually nothing at the dump except:

• manhandle Ratso and put him on an ash filled filthy floor repeatedly and fail to put a sweater on him
• pick the incorrect color of paint for an unused bedroom
• trying to deter Amaury from properly repairing the damaged wall in the attic bedroom and wanted to merrily wallpaper over a hole in the wall
• spending days creating a storyline on how to make a €10 crap nightstand look appealing while failing to sweep ashes off the dirty floor
• improperly prepping the $10 nightstand which should have been binned ( the 40 to 50 euros it cost for the gruesome twosome to take yet another boat ride from the Venice airport cost 5 crappy, trashy nightstands).
• Improperly sanding the nightstand against the grain of the wood
• Selecting a terrible color for the nightstand and applying it improperly
• trying to put lipstick on a pig on the ugly nightstand my spending hours trying to determine how to decorate it.
• taking and editing unflattering video footage of Ñutty to make her appear pregnant, or start rumors of pregnancy. ( shades of Dana footage).
• cook terrible, unpalatable meals in the holiday from hygiene kitchen with expired leftovers/ food left in airfryer over night/ improperly stored food, etc. to look frugal.
• ordering a travel, tea kettle, claiming to be frugal by not wanting to pay for expensive cups of tea to be ordered from her room in her luxury Italian hotel
• failed to take down any of the Christmas decorations at the dump, to include the Christmas trees, the grease covered Christmas ornaments in the kitchen, etc.
• ruined a grifted set of gold rimmed 100 year old teacups and plates by putting them thru the dishwasher and tossing the, together on a shelf
• Strategically “introducing“ the mysteriously convenient death and disappearance of the two fan favorite roosters at the dump, who likely died weeks prior.
• Picked up the framed cockrell drawing
• harassed Amaury and the chapel restorer nonstop multiple times per day
• harassed and stalked Amaury and Ñutty at every meal at the Dump
• showcased yet another impulsive auction purchase of an ugly fountain with a misidentified bird decoration ( fanny thought it was a Phoenix, it was, in fact, a heron). The gruesome twosome continued their ignorance by claiming it was a pelican, therefore, representing the Christian elements of the chapel.
• created time traveling videos smashed together out of a hodgepodge of bits and pieces of old footage splice together with footage obtained from Marie about her cooking school experiences and lots of wattle related scenery footage.

anitae
25 minutes ago
Just put a porcelain shop on your itinerary and Phillip will follow you anywhere

user-np4sj1dh1h
55 minutes ago
I missed why are they in Venice

Nadia-co1gk
1 hour ago
Lancelot is such a sweet dog, he loves Amaury..maybe Amaury should adopt him.

 

[shatcho shiek]

congrads on thread I ve been busy with arranging life to go back home country god willing things are crazy here with MIFH and combined with my health conditions its time to get out . I was berated terribly for buying two jackets for myself after 7 years of not buying one scrap of clothing and I noted the so called loving family had stopped buying me pieces of clothing years ago for birthdays etc which was good in one way because I didnt want to have to wear exactly the same moo moo has his mother i found it disturbing and more and more like i had married Norman bates .

Anyway I digress and the GRANT situation someone talked about it in last thread I very much agree narc woman are very dangerous and play dangerous liaisons with others relationships for shits and giggles in all capacities . Even with a narc MIL the mental gymnastics I have to play with her is down right draining with her jealously and rage her conniving and controlling of every penny her son has earned or had been gifted must go to her and her golden child the daughter. she is a authority on his account at aged 45 and when I request she was removed as hes married now and not travelling I was meet with stonewalling , excuses and ignored.

 

[Imperious Me]

congrads on thread I ve been busy with arranging life to go back home country god willing things are crazy here with MIFH and combined with my health conditions its time to get out . I was berated terribly for buying two jackets for myself after 7 years of not buying one scrap of clothing and I noted the so called loving family had stopped buying me pieces of clothing years ago for birthdays etc which was good in one way because I didnt want to have to wear exactly the same moo moo has his mother i found it disturbing and more and more like i had married Norman bates .

Anyway I digress and the GRANT situation someone talked about it in last thread I very much agree narc woman are very dangerous and play dangerous liaisons with others relationships for shits and giggles in all capacities . Even with a narc MIL the mental gymnastics I have to play with her is down right draining with her jealously and rage her conniving and controlling of every penny her son has earned or had been gifted must go to her and her golden child the daughter. she is a authority on his account at aged 45 and when I request she was removed as hes married now and not travelling I was meet with stonewalling , excuses and ignored.

Are you leaving with your husband? Be safe

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

The poor little ACTOR AND GRIFTER Phillip hates to travel storyline. He isn’t going to prison. He isn’t working at the crispy Chateau or working in the fields all day. He is traveling in luxurious fashion, eating at fine restaurants, staying in 4 and 5 star hotels, and spending thousands of euros on shopping and auctions and wine, etc., AND PAYING FOR NONE OF IT HIMSELF!!!!

Then he returns to the dump, where he does not cook, clean, or do any manual labor unless it is being taped for a 12 minute YouTube video. He spends his days watching Netflix, practicing his Potts’ child like voice, demeanor, smile, and impressions, drinking sweet wine at his little lady desk furiously following dozens of auction sites and bidding for more and more unnecessary pieces of junk with grifted money and occasionally roughly petting/ manhandling, intimidating, or endangering his neglected, untrained grifted dog Ratso ( who tolerates Phillip and would rather be with Amaury), who is primarily cared for by anyone living at the Dump until time for filming, and engages in a never ending series of petty arguments and passive aggressive conversations with his fake Mommy aged Gerry lookalike
exhibitionist, closing in on 50, “ girlfriend“ who wants to bed the chapel restorer and wreck yet another family. What a spoiled, entitled loser.

IMHO , I think Snorts is purposely playing up the “ I don’t like to travel” storyline discussed over and over and over in today’s video to manipulate viewers to feel sorry for him, because the gruesome twosome believe that it will create a look over there at poor Phillip and not at us dumping Ratso yet again. and taking their second extravagant, unnecessary vacation in less than a month, when they have done virtually nothing at the dump except:

• manhandle Ratso and put him on an ash filled filthy floor repeatedly and fail to put a sweater on him
• pick the incorrect color of paint for an unused bedroom
• trying to deter Amaury from properly repairing the damaged wall in the attic bedroom and wanted to merrily wallpaper over a hole in the wall
• spending days creating a storyline on how to make a €10 crap nightstand look appealing while failing to sweep ashes off the dirty floor
• improperly prepping the $10 nightstand which should have been binned ( the 40 to 50 euros it cost for the gruesome twosome to take yet another boat ride from the Venice airport cost 5 crappy, trashy nightstands).
• Improperly sanding the nightstand against the grain of the wood
• Selecting a terrible color for the nightstand and applying it improperly
• trying to put lipstick on a pig on the ugly nightstand my spending hours trying to determine how to decorate it.
• taking and editing unflattering video footage of Ñutty to make her appear pregnant, or start rumors of pregnancy. ( shades of Dana footage).
• cook terrible, unpalatable meals in the holiday from hygiene kitchen with expired leftovers/ food left in airfryer over night/ improperly stored food, etc. to look frugal.
• ordering a travel, tea kettle, claiming to be frugal by not wanting to pay for expensive cups of tea to be ordered from her room in her luxury Italian hotel
• failed to take down any of the Christmas decorations at the dump, to include the Christmas trees, the grease covered Christmas ornaments in the kitchen, etc.
• ruined a grifted set of gold rimmed 100 year old teacups and plates by putting them thru the dishwasher and tossing the, together on a shelf
• Strategically “introducing“ the mysteriously convenient death and disappearance of the two fan favorite roosters at the dump, who likely died weeks prior.
• Picked up the framed cockrell drawing
• harassed Amaury and the chapel restorer nonstop multiple times per day
• harassed and stalked Amaury and Ñutty at every meal at the Dump
• showcased yet another impulsive auction purchase of an ugly fountain with a misidentified bird decoration ( fanny thought it was a Phoenix, it was, in fact, a heron). The gruesome twosome continued their ignorance by claiming it was a pelican, therefore, representing the Christian elements of the chapel.
• created time traveling videos smashed together out of a hodgepodge of bits and pieces of old footage splice together with footage obtained from Marie about her cooking school experiences and lots of wattle related scenery footage.

anitae
25 minutes ago
Just put a porcelain shop on your itinerary and Phillip will follow you anywhere

user-np4sj1dh1h
55 minutes ago
I missed why are they in Venice

Nadia-co1gk
1 hour ago
Lancelot is such a sweet dog, he loves Amaury..maybe Amaury should adopt him.

They absolutely HAD to go to Venice, unfortunately, because it was time. Phiphi didn’t want to go but he had to because he wants to see her. So while they would really prefer to make curtains it will have to wait because they HAD to go to Venice to recover from being on break at home.

 

[KyBourbon]

Just for fun on Groundhog Day, I went back and re-read the Tattle posts from one year ago today…February 2, 2023. Amazing! Had I not known the posts were from last year, I could have sworn it was today! Absolutely nothing has changed. Christmas decorations still up. Timeline smoke and mirrors. No work getting done. Travel. Buying more crap.

A trip down memory lane…looks familiar!

 

[Pekey]

The poor little ACTOR AND GRIFTER Phillip hates to travel storyline. He isn’t going to prison. He isn’t working at the crispy Chateau or working in the fields all day. He is traveling in luxurious fashion, eating at fine restaurants, staying in 4 and 5 star hotels, and spending thousands of euros on shopping and auctions and wine, etc., AND PAYING FOR NONE OF IT HIMSELF!!!!

Every time I see him this is what I think too Gracie!
What a bloody lucky duck he is ....... all that travel Plus - in luxury and the bastard has it all for FREE !!

OK ..... he does not like to travel Fanny ..... well give that lovely gift to one of your Patreons - like a raffle and dirtbag can stay home - where he apparently loves to be !!!!
Who can see that happening Hags and Hell Hounds?????

 

[JackSpratt]

As usual thank to you @ComtesseRose for the new thread.

Also thank you to @Lady Avonlea and @LittleMore Cottage for the name and nom.

Makes it seem like she's up with the lark again, lying old trout. It's currenty 8am here and dark as night, it will be at least another hour before were in full bright sunlight.

Snorts - 'I feel so privileged to be able to experience all of these things' - I BET YOU bleeping DO!!

Homebody - my arse. Someone push him in the canal.

As for the abomination of a bathroom in her room.......

 

[graciemckitten]

@timwaddell6356
25 minutes ago
I was just in Venice and the water taxis were so wildly expensive (100-200 euros), we opted for the vaporettos or the water bus which are great.

405Marlena
1 day ago
As a zookeeper, who works with birds, those are NOT pelicans. Not even close

About the trip to Vienna
susanakurdi3563
22 hours ago
Lving in such a beautiful place why would you want to keep going on holidays,you have lot of holidays to be fair.
@carolinegooder7091
7 hours ago
Stephanie's Aunt asked her to go with her.


fast800journeylifebeyond5
2 days ago
The chateau is such a lonely place without all the others, they actually really do make the place. What’s happened to the two blokes with the pugs? They haven’t even been doing their own channel, hopefully they haven’t broken up or that neither of them are unwell. There’s no life in the chateau atm, hope the regulars come back soon

 

[Kickintheass]

Surprise... the travel kettle won't be needed as there ARE kettles in the rooms.

Is the red coat a new purchase. Is PJs coat a woman's?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Anyone else notice that Snorts and Fanny both over enunciated SAND WITCH and what a hoot they are they showed us a picture.

Poor old Fanny another upgrade as she tries to re create fun times of her youth in the. same place every year like the boring woman she is. What no fiends this year Fanny?


Thanks for the thread @ComtesseRose

I believe Ratso is at the tiny house.


Fanny's travel outfit what a joke she is getting all decked out to let her hair flop like a greasy rag at the airport.


What a sad act

 

[Fleur du mal]

Thank you Comtesse Rose for the new thread and Lady Avonlea's excellent title!

I want to point out that the male peacock has the colouring and the train of a 1-year-old. This peacock can't be the sibling of the deceased white chick. Maybe she has mistaken him for the previous year one or she is lying through her teeth!

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

Anyone else notice that Snorts and Fanny both over enunciated SAND WITCH and what a hoot they are they showed us a picture.

Poor old Fanny another upgrade as she tries to re create fun times of her youth in the. same place every year like the boring woman she is. What no fiends this year Fanny?


Thanks for the thread @ComtesseRose

I believe Ratso is at the tiny house.


Fanny's travel outfit what a joke she is getting all decked out to let her hair flop like a greasy rag at the airport.


What a sad act

You don’t go running around outside in the humidity if you want your hair to last. It was no surprise it flopped after her trip to the garden.

 

[M&MsMom]

No daddy porn tiles above their range for the ladies at Puy Vidal.....who are celebrating their anniversary in Seville. Even though it's just Instagram, they are really showing some beautiful sites in Seville. They're not squealing, they're not dressed like they're some aging, wannabe princesses. And when they visited Alcazar (royal palace), there were no salacious stories about mistresses!

 

[Elviemary]

WTF is that thing on her head?

 

[NotAChatelaine]

WTF is that thing on her head?

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Was she wearing it for a bet?

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

Wot no entourage Fanny?