The Chateau Diaries #287 Fanny either has a new found interest in rebar & cement, or she's in heat!

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Just Grift Wood

Shame Poirot isn't real he might be able to find her accounts Smug grifting rosacea ridden con artist

Thanks @tuffiti you're a good un. Are there any negative comments from Patreon?

The "I DON'T LIKE WASTE" is so tired
 
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Nettle flower

Tuffiti, Thankyou! So much to unpick here.

Stephanie,

A simplistic letter to you.

I understand you may have oppulant and decadent holidays, you earn a great deal from YouTube, here's the thing your grift is beyond vile. You take at least 30k per month from other people to pay for renovations, that don't happen. You take money for the stars on the chapel ceiling, the same ceiling under which you've facilitated the filming of porn.
This is luxury break, and yet you take a travel kettle??!
You're insulting your fans intelligence.
Your "boyfriend" finding an excuse to drink wine in the morning is act of an alcoholic. Please tell him to tone down his affected English accent and to quit the Micheal Potts impression, it a silly look.
I'm happy when people enjoy their life, but not if that's grifting off others.
 
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M&MsMom

A few random thoughts about the Patron video:

1) When Philip was being "frugal" by mixing leftover wine with pear juice, he was acting at playing "Posh Philip", with his Lord of the Manor voice. What a change from the last video, where he was like the young guy he is, bouncing off the walls, explaining how he's a homebody! And the no waste FOR THE PLANET comment was over the top.....

2) At that sorry excuse for a breakfast buffet, Stephanie noted she had an egg on to boil and said "at least I'm not having a scrambled egg, so I'm feeling very virtuous." WTF does that even mean? I've never equated the style of egg someone eats to their virtue.....and by the way, it would take more than a boiled egg to restore Stephanie's virtue!

3) I wish that seagull had pooped on her head! (it's a mess when seagulls poop on you......don't ask how I know!)

4) Blah, blah, blah......Bellini, Napoleon, architecture, sacred conversation.....reading off the placard........I hate her.

5) The best belly laugh? With a straight face, Philip recites what's in his dish and says "mice"........and never blinks an eye until Stephanie corrects him, but then neither of them could tell viewers what was in his dish. That idiot Philip actually thought he had a dish with cooked mice in it? Oy......

6) Posh Philip, out of his depth, returns to his Lord of the Manor speak as Stephanie explains her carbonara, with a posh "When in Venice". Asshole.
 
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Just Grift Wood

Just Grift Wood said:
Shame Poirot isn't real he might be able to find her accounts Smug grifting rosacea ridden con artist

Thanks @tuffiti you're a good un. Are there any negative comments from Patreon?

The "I DON'T LIKE WASTE" is so tired
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Spending our grifted star money on travel and food because we would never waste a penny of it on actual renovations
 
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LittleMore Cottage

I remember the old set up, I am just going by what Fanny said. She said she moved the cupboard there from someplace in the chateau and the paint was "original" that is why she won't paint it. I say she s doesn't care and is too lazy. I don't remember it not finished might need to look at super old vlogs
 
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JackSpratt



I sooooooo wish that had happened.

On a visit to Paris years ago with his old Judo Club in the UK, Mr Spratt and I were stood in the entrance way of the Moulin Rouge having our pic taken. I turn to him and say my head feels warm and then pigeon poo starts trickling down my face, there was one right above the doorway. It was everywhere, I had longer hair at the time that was covered and it was all over my back and shoulderbag. Luckily we were travelling on a coach so I was able to go and change. That was the mess a pigeon made oh how it would have made my day to see Snorts covered in seagull crap...........and the stink too!
 
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Lady Avonlea

The scrambled egg comment is a reference to Vienna when they (Tante) were eating quite beautifully prepared scrambled eggs every morning for breakfast. Which raises questions:
- why would Fanny make that egg comment, because it’s out of context in Venice, unless she was just in Vienna?
- where are Tante Chantal and Oncle Stephen?
- Did Fanny & Snorty fly to Venice directly from Stansted?
- Fanny has filmed a few meals so she’s been in Venice a few days, but the streets are empty and no sign of carnival?
- have there been 2 trips to Venice and more timey-wimey filming?
 
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Bleu Lala

Plus let’s face it, no one at LaLaLande has the work ethic of Caroline No Goods (CNG)…
CNG works their ass off in defense of the realm, I mean falling down farmhouse.
 
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TorontoGWM

If all of the chapel money has been raised, what on Earth are the monthly Patreon funds going towards? Painting a fucking cheap bedside table? Travel?
 
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Razzle Dazzle

My takeaway from the Patreon vlog....

1) Looks like Fanny's old black coat that Phi Phi is wearing....check out the buttons/buttonholes

2) They had red wine for previous nights dinner; left partial bottle at restaurant. Morning? and Phi Phi is well into a bottle of white wine. Rosie cheeks and all, he was already on his way to being drunk.

3) Did you catch that "crotch adjustment" of his tight grey pants at the breakfast table. Such class....not!

4) Such a dope at dinner, "mice" with his meal...WTF

5) Did you catch that rat's nest of neck hair while he was looking up at the ceiling. What is it hiding?
 
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crabandoyster

TorontoGWM said:
If all of the chapel money has been raised, what on Earth are the monthly Patreon funds going towards? Painting a fucking cheap bedside table?
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Facade, windows, swimming pool, tennis court, lake, grand salon, bedrooms etc….. nothing happening, it’s already been 18 yrs.
 
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