The Chateau Diaries #286 Fanny has bigger bulges in her face than PhiPhi has in his trousers

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Her manipulation of her peasants worked out well. A full week of 'work & progress' shown on the flog and no one is talking about her taking off to Venice, just a little week ago she was in Vienna.
 
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My fish spend most of their time swimming in and out of the water blade "bubbles" where the "splash" is the strongest ! However my Lillies are at the "calm" end of my pond.
 
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Snorts won't go down there when or if its all done........ he will be allergic to mosquitos so he doesn't have to weed there!
The guy does Nothing!!!
A really good bite so his head swells up. Swatted my first one of the year this week. I use to react so badly to the bites, little to no effect these days.
 
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My fish spend most of their time swimming in and out of the water blade "bubbles" where the "splash" is the strongest ! However my Lillies are at the "calm" end of my pond.
That’s amazing. I know fish love bubbles in the water, you have yours well trained. if that fountain base pool thing is concrete that would be a concern?

BTW poor orphan Annie going to Vienna and now Venice has to buy a portable kettle.
What sort of establishment is she staying in??
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Another thing that hideous fountain Is not going to be on level ground. Davey has made too many mistakes with that area behind the chapel. The woodland garden, the English garden the secret garden , a small arboretum.
Where is Nick?
Where is Kirsty?
Matt the long gone digger driver told Fanny and Davey that hundreds of tonnes of soil would be required to level and prepare that area.
Dan just moved some big logs and stones and dumped a few tonnes of top soil and compost in it.
Roots everywhere.
Where is the pump for the fountain going to live?

The whole area is just another Fanny Folly.
 

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It's all old news to Fanny, the death of Christophe and poor MM, who's she? That poor girl will never get a second thought ever again.

If Sebastian is going to be working on the Grand Salon, the weather will be warming up and he'll be getting the full 'benefit' of her turning up in her 100 Stars robe and then once dressed flitting around in some short floaty number all for him showing him the collar and cuffs match.

Not one single mention on the heating, all attention is now directed at the chapel, the sorry excuse for a garden and the grand salon. Surely the heating system has got to be put in there too.

The whole place is an utter shambles and she fucks off to Venice.

I was waiting for Aumary to make a remark about the new travel kettle, his ever frugal cuz is taking with her to save $$ from having to ask for room service to bring her tea.

It still floors me that the crazies think she deserves all of this as she works so hard. She'd possibly deserve it if she had got her priorities right and got something completed in that place.

How long has she got to get her shit in order before the holiday season kicks in or do we think she'll shut up shop for this year at the last minute.
 
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Oh so she gave him the sock to put down his pants!
It could be one of her "chicken fillets" that she puts down her bra to prop those puppies up...... bet they are going to Venice !
 
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When she was signing and then sticking down a hologram sticker, I thought, that's the only sticker she will put on. All the others . . . that's Natti's job, as will be putting everything in envelopes, addressing said envelopes and mailing everything.
I always remember Selmar didn’t like Nettie.
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Someone needs to rescue Sebastian, the only alpha male there.
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Those paintings give me the creeps and don’t suit any of her wallpapered rooms.
 
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Perhaps he has a cunning plan to do just that and then say, sod you lot I'm off to the south of France.
 
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What I thought was incredibly stupid is that the wallpaper has a white background and the fabric on the beds has a cream background?
I think Amaury said the wall had to be redone for something to do. He must be soooooo bored with no renovation work being done.
 
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I can only agree to this, one shall take everything with a grain of salt (not just Clara)
 
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Be careful Sebastian, I’d run if I were you…
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I hope they are looking for better jobs as they have both stopped performing for Stephanie’s vlogs.
 
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Re Amaury and Natti’s demeanour on vlog (admittedly I am not watching just reading here). I was thinking there were others at the chateau when the accident happened - Philip, Natty, Maria, Marie and Pavlina were shown on the video before she left to pick up Gerry (trusting footage was from that day). Possibly Kristy as well. I’d be amazed if any of them didn’t feel some distress at the events. At the time of accident there must have been noise, shouts for help or even screams as two men were injured. Calling for an ambulance or rushing the injured to hospital in someone’s car? None of them have first aid or decent speaking French (except Amaury). I doubt they rehearsed any emergency procedures like a guest heart attack or a fire evacuation. I mean there must have been a commotion for some minutes echoing throughout “the ancient estate domains and gardens and the chateau”. I wonder if this contributed to Pavlina’s exit.
Today Karen & Bo’s (Queen’s Escape vlog) contractors had a safety incident cleaning external chateau walls (3 storeys high with a moat-like cavity/trench around some walls). The 2 contractors used one very long ladder, over moat-like depression up to third floor level - ladder collapsed on itself with guy holding onto ladder until he could jump to the ground - she didn’t show what she filmed. Amazingly no injuries. No harnesses, no cherry picker. A very lucky escape!
 
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What between Amoury with his soft tones and Snorts with his umming and ahhring it is difficult to follow a conversation..Snort speaks a lot but doesn't actually say anything of any relevance... oh wait.... yes me too, soo cute, I love him so much.... the extent of his vocabulary.
 
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Why was she talking about getting a quote for double glazed windows for the upper rooms? I thought Amoury was going to make the window frames so presumed he would measure the frame for the double glazed unit.
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I think the drawl incensed a viewer who was from I think Tennessee who didn't like what I presume they took as a mickey take. He himself addressed this commentor on his moaning minnie vlog and basically told them to get a life.
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When do the left overs stop being left overs and become a health hazard? I was laughing to myself when Umbellina arrived with more dreaded black radishes... knowing they were going away the next day if they weren't prepared and frozen they woud be like bouncy balls on their return.
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When she was signing and then sticking down a hologram sticker, I thought, that's the only sticker she will put on. All the others . . . that's Natti's job, as will be putting everything in envelopes, addressing said envelopes and mailing everything.
Why was the sticker going ontop of the print? I thought the certificate would have been sufficient. I'd have had to peel it off if I wanted to display the print.
 
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I thought that, just a DIY job surely
He was there and on the payroll so she made use of him.
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She does make some poor choices... if Seb and his crew can age the base to match the rest then it might just be salvaged, sort of .
 
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64 days to Easter Friday. Not a chance in hell of Lalande being ready by then. The list of unfinished jobs just grows longer.

Instead of painting/stencilling onto the bedside cabinet I thought that PJ could use his never used nail scissors to cut out pieces of the flower pattern on the new wallpaper and stick it onto the cabinet. Then the room would really have the 80's style.
 
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The paint would've cost more than the table and they haven't finished spending yet. Snorts is going to look on line for designs... really? What a waste of time, effort and money. throw the table out and buy a decent one.
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Watch this space.... little pink flowers will now appear.
 
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