She was far less manic in that video, almost natural!
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such an exclusive hetrosexual boyfriend you have there fanny keep
In your mind, do you strangle him with that scarf?
The wallpaper she picked is awful. I don’t know how much she paid for it at that design shop, but it is just a very poor design in block print style, no I am being unfair, block print is fabulous, Fanny’s pick is more like those sponge painting works typical of the 70’s and 80’s. She could have painted that pattern on the walls herself with some acetate stencils, sponge and acrylic paint.
That wallpaper will look miserably sad in any one of those dump rooms. No. That wallpaper will make any dump room look even more miserably sad.
Even if I personally don‘t like wallpapers, there are fabulous wallpapers out there, fabulous designs, well printed and very well made and I recognize their beauty when I see them in a hotel foyer, in a restaurant or in a shop. I would never put wallpapers in my home, I would get tired of them in a hot minute.
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It seems as if they must have been in Vienna for about 3 weeks, a rather long mini break. Think of the hotel and drinking and dining bills. A good job the chapel stars are worth so much!
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Did they die of starvation or were they left outside all night and got killed by a fox? Two of them would not die naturally at the same time so it was probably due to human negligence.
There was Aumary having a nice day, actually doing something. Then bleeping Hinge and Bracket rock up and have to go and disturb him.
You could see the sigh of resignment and I bet has was so glad he had the mask on so as his face wasn't visible seeing those twatts waking through the door. Plus Aumary cooked dinner and had to make sure it wasn't too hot for diddums. I'd have put a laxative in his.
She can't leave anyone alone to just get on with things, she was put out that the Cantona Clone wasn't up the scaffold in the chapel so she had to go and piss cuz off.
You could see the sigh of resignment and I bet has was so glad he had the mask on so as his face wasn't visible seeing those twatts waking through the door. Plus Aumary cooked dinner and had to make sure it wasn't too hot for diddums. I'd have put a laxative in his.
She can't leave anyone alone to just get on with things, she was put out that the Cantona Clone wasn't up the scaffold in the chapel so she had to go and piss cuz off.
See the Christmas deccies are still up. Spotted the skinny, overdressed, tree on their "alleged" arrival searching for Ratso. What is the matter with these lazy morons!
And Thrush is NOT rocking this look. It appears to be his current favourite as he has been wearing it throughout the Vienna flogs and now on his return to liarsworld. I guess nutzi ditched the Barbie hoodie in the poubelle and the rubbish technicians collected in the gruesome twosomes absence. That's got to be a win.
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Oh god, there goes the Percorino! Hinge and Brackett
Thank @JackSpratt very apt. Could I ask that someone put up a picture of sourcils Cantona so that I can see what you're all going on about. And, more importantly, I don't have to observe Despicable fanny giving her come on to him
Merci 
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She also put him in the bread oven for Escape to the Chateau and The Chateau Diaries 014 ...
Not only dangerous but extremely stupid.
These episodes have been pulled.
She is one annoying witch!
That is why only Ratso went ga ga when they came back ....... that dog is insane too - sadly.
Ruby just contacted me to apologize for the rooster deaths. He said if they would feed me properly I wouldn't have to resort to dire measures.We can't fault this reasoning can we? He said he hid the feathers behind the kindling pile since Snorts is peeling kindling without venturing out to the woodshed. I love Ruby 
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I think that might be what’s behind some of the shrieking and manic movements. She’s terrified of being caught out and all of it ending, particularly the grift funding her lifestyle. Some part of her knows that she will end her days alone as a bankrupt in a collapsing hovel shrieking maniacally into a dead phone believing her audience is still there. She’s doomed to become a ghost of her parent’s Cransford inmates. A sad spectre in her own little world.
Norma was successful from skill and talent and far, far too classy for Fanny to even carry her dead chimp! Snorts ain’t no Joe Gillis either!
Bet we wouldn’t mind seeing him floating in Potty’s pool though!
Spud gate suspects:
A. Fast French dog (revenge for being told he was a bad dog & living in a fenced yard after incident)
B. Kid 2 (revenge for tulip & strong desire for nuggets)
C. Tatianna (no need for reason this chick was just crazy)
I’m actually hoping a ransom note gets delivered demanding her star $.
A. Mokashito’s family (revenge of death)
B. Ian’s wife (revenge for walking 1/2 naked in front of her husband)
C. Natty (revenge for calling her home tiny)
A. Fast French dog (revenge for being told he was a bad dog & living in a fenced yard after incident)
B. Kid 2 (revenge for tulip & strong desire for nuggets)
C. Tatianna (no need for reason this chick was just crazy)
I’m actually hoping a ransom note gets delivered demanding her star $.
A. Mokashito’s family (revenge of death)
B. Ian’s wife (revenge for walking 1/2 naked in front of her husband)
C. Natty (revenge for calling her home tiny)
Nobody asked, but I called Ruby to check he was ok. He said he was thinking about calling me because he is so concerned about Fanny. Her manic behaviour must have a cause - he thinks Snorts has introduced her to drinking vast quantities of Red Bull to re-hydrate her over indulged self from all the cocktails and wines from the night before. She must have taken something. I switched on to watch her latest vlog and quickly had to switch off after her dog greeting and her first words to Amaury. So loud, shrill and ghastly. Our only comfort must be that surely, people will be turning off in droves. Awful.
What is painful however are Fanny's exaggerated efforts. I am sure that her natural voice would be far more attractive. Given that Isabelle also insisted she had elocution lessons as a child, she would be quite well spoken, rather than the caricature she has become.I don't think you have to be 'posh' to speak the Queens english. Even regional accents can be lovely to listen to...
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Snorts is increasingly mimicking her, with his little skips, runs, jumping up and down and clapping, along with his pathetic attempts in a plummy accent. Does he think he will be more appealing to Fanny's viewers or is his taking the Mickey?
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Phillip also mirrors or copies the behavior and mannerisms of Michael Potts in the past few videos, e.g., acting like a small,child, talking to Stephanie as if she is his mother, mimicking Potts’ watery, sycophantic smile, speaking patterns and tones, etc. Although Phillip received training as a actor, his blatant mimicry and mirroring of Potts and Stephanie is jarring at times.
I believe that Snorts only "trained" at high school - along the lines of our Sixth Form College perhaps, rather than a recognised Drama school or at a higher level.
Petty remark for the day: In the photo, Philip’s head appears to be shaped like an acorn. Is that why he identifies part time as a squirrel?
Lady Bountiful from whom SJ received the (frightful) tea service made an appearance in the comments.
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