The Chateau Diaries #278 Fanny sleeps in her make-up, eats like a trash panda, and drinks like a fish

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Miss Eliza Bennet said:
Dang it, now I’m going to have to buy the book to figure out all the Fanny and Co. references
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Oh no, please don't buy a copy, try to borrow one or go to your local Op-Shop and look in the book reject bin. It is sure to be there.
Ruthie writer benefits from dirty money via Potts, so there is no need to encourage her!
 
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graciemckitten

debbiedickeson3438
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Merry Christmas to you and your beautiful family . But can you do me a favor and paint that cabinet in the kitchen thank you lots of love
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I knew they would dump Ratso on anyone at the Dump when it was time to vacation, party, and shop. Neurotic, untrained, spoiled Ratso is going to make Marie/tante/ uncle‘s lives absolute hell while they are gone. Did you were call Stephanie climbing in a previous cd video that tante was training Ratso? WTF? It is your dog. The gruesome twosome are useless.
 
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M&MsMom

Same to you - hope you and your family have a wonderful three weeks together!

*** Here's an idea, if you run out of things to do (which I'm sure will not be the case!). Perhaps you could go by Nicholas Fairford's home and get lessons about how to eat your scones, so you can be elegant and chic like him!
 
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Pekey

Have a wonderful time !!!!
 
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graciemckitten

Lots of viewers might rethink their star purchase if they saw this photo, Can they get a refund if they change their mind after viewing this photo or is it “ no backsies.” I can’t see my mother’s star! This is what the chapel REALLY MEANT to Stephanie Jarvis, not the staged, faux religious Fanny in today’s video. Will all people who buy a star receive a postcard with this photo on it to thank them for their contribution?

 
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TorontoGWM



Adopt a Fucking Star for the fucking atheist’s personal fucking chapel and name the fucking star after a relative or friend who died from fucking cancer or some other fucking disease instead of donating the money to actual fucking research to save fucking lives! Fucking brilliant. Your dead relative or friend will feel so fucking honoured knowing they helped save a fucking chapel.

 
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Pekey

I wonder if she would do a "Buy a Star" if it was in a Mosque?
 
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MRShavershamsdress

Fanny! Black lace?!? During the day?!? How tacky!!! And that cut does nothing for those canned ham upper arms of yours. Not to mention the way it makes your figure appear to be that of a sack of potatoes! Tsk, tsk…Is it just me or does PhiPhi’s biological maman appear to be clutching her hands in fear?

 
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Just Grift Wood

thatsrich said:
If this whole Lalande thing doesn’t work out, Fanny has a career as a used car salesman, a tv evangelist, or selling Joan Rivers jewels on The Shopping Channel.
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f this whole Lalande thing doesn’t work out, Fanny has a career as a used car salesman, a tv evangelist, or selling Joan Rivers jewels on The Shopping Channel.
 
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Luna20

I wouldn't want to be found dead with any of them!
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Pekey said:
I wonder if she would do a "Buy a Star" if it was in a Mosque?
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Absolutely! It would be an adopt a tile! Hand crafted by Turkish artisans from Iznik. The very same shop who supplied the tiles for the Topkapı palace! Isn't it incredible that the same tiles can be seen in the magnificent palace, where sultans, sultana's, concubines has gazed upon the tiles?

P.s. I just made that up
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Quick calculations my adorable hags

60k /500 = 120 euro on average per person. Which means the majority bought the 200 and 100 euro stars....
 
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Lochness Monster

T Rex said:
Okay, you definitely have piqued my curiosity. It's been on my Kindle for months. Now you have me interested in reading it- soley to see how Ruthy portrays Fanny 4 Flues "a fictional chateaulaine"!
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You simply must, its darling.!
In any case Gracies edition will be out on the shelves before long when the publishers see it here and that she has more insights into the real characters in the ' story".
Go Gracie. A few more people to add and a chapter on squirrels furniture for his faux study is one I shall look forward to x
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TorontoGWM said:
Launching it? She already sold most of the stars. Now the poor chatelaine will have to release some more. Well played, Grifter!


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She wants to look like a Disney character in a fairytale. Achieved.
 
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vitanova

bon voyage and have fun.
 
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Lady Pinkadella

nd again I question the timeline. When did Gerry leave? Are Amaury's parents and Pottsy back again or is the content at least 10 days old again?

I can't imagine Pottsy staying there alone with desperate under-fucked Marie. She jumps on him before Steph's car leaves the yard. As a substitute, she probably spent the whole night sorting and washing kitchen supplies.
 
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graciemckitten

HalcyonOrganic said:
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You know Fanny’s going to add those stars to a special branch of her adopt a star program, the catch a falling star bdsm debauchery constellation.
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Ratso may need an inhaler. I don’t think Ratso has to worry about Tante out walking him,
 
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vitanova

Lady Pinkadella said:
I can't imagine Pottsy staying there alone with desperate under-fucked Marie. She jumps on him before Steph's car leaves the yard. As a substitute, she probably spent the whole night sorting and washing kitchen supplies.
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good for her.
 
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