The Chateau Diaries #276 Sew Snorty's mouth shut and put the damn dog on the floor!

[HalcyonOrganic]

Well Lochy........ I won't be making him a Pavlova ! or a Eton Mess !!

His Name is Elon Musk.

 

[Cleo's Asp]

I could be wrong, but I think Tess may have helped "Ol' Lens Cap" "Caroline" Potts secure his F1 photographer gig ..

Yes, Potty's affair with her was well documented so you may well be right. I didn't know she was related to MV but I remember seeing an Instagram post when she went to one of his races not long ago.

 

[TorontoGWM]

New thread title…

“Conundrum - Known Grifter with Shopaholic Fake Boyfriend Has Asked Me for Money. What to do?????”

 

[Pyke]

Snorts new task as he cannot oversee architectural things as there are real workmen on site now….is cake shopping with me, he is so useful. NOT .
Well… as if his unbelievable allergies are incredulous enough already, this rec vlog Fanny announced he is allergic to….MERINGUE!! ???
I understand the pistachio one if he is allergic to nuts but she said meringue !
He is beyond peculiar.

ALL Tattlers are allergic to Snorts, that is for sure.

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Sounds like ol Ruthie roasted Fanny!

Can't imagine Ruthy will be welcome at the dump after that!

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Is it fatal to eat albumen?

Potentially . . . yes.

'What are the allergic reactions to albumin?
Tell your doctor right away if you have a rash, itching, hoarseness, trouble breathing or swallowing, or any swelling of your hands, face, or mouth after receiving this medicine.'

It would be interesting to know what his triggers are . . . obviously not dust, dog hair or damp air.

 

[Pyke]

The CHMN should be grateful for what they have as this young man is.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Reading through the comments under the vlog just makes me want to bang my oder someone else head against the wall over and over again. How stupid can people be to fall for the same trick over and over again? Unbelievable, just disgusting.
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No. No hint. No mention on Instagram. I hope it was really a vacation. Amaury seemed so traumatized, I suspected the time out was to get help. Whatever, wherever he was, I hope it helped him deal with what was bothering him.

Amuary was in mourning and truly hurting. That pain stays with you at some level and doesn’t suddenly disappear after a little trip away. I suspect soulless Fanny expects her cuz will return completely reinvigorated and ready to be at her beck and call, however I expect this time away will give Amuary perspective and the courage to tell Fanny to get her life together, f-off and stuff her shitoo!

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Noooo that he might enjoy. A sucker punch to the throat would floor him and shut his obnoxious gob for a while. 🫤
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How old was he in 1975, two?

He wasn't even alive!

 

[shatcho shiek]

shes taken this whole book from tattles truthseeking chats and all of our sense of hummor . Ruthy owes us all commission fees

 

[Nettle flower]

Hi my lovelies,

I am at the hospital all night again with my friend who has the profoundly disabled daughter. The young woman had a routine surgery on Friday and I am staying again tonight in her hospital room while my friend sleeps on the roll away bed in the room. I needed something to keep me fully awake all nights......... so I got a book. What book?

The Escape by Ruth Kelly was published on October 26, 2023. Ruth thanks Potts, “for all those trips to France, helping feed my imagination.”

Did she pay homage to Fanny, the Dump crew, and the Dump in her new book? Look at the next few posts.

What are they escaping from?

Here is a brief, very sketchy outline of a few parts of the plot of The Escape relating to A:

Adele (aka A from this point on), is a 26 year old wannabe vlogger who wants a French chateau but has no money. She decides to crowdfund for a chateau (shades of Dan’s original crispy chateau gofundme, Selmar’s gofundme, etc.), claiming to want to run a B and B, have a garden, and renovate a chateau, and doing a youtube channel about it all. A mystery man contacts her and offer to buy her a chateau in France for her and her boyfriend, just because he saw her plea and wants to help her. The idiot couple is excited and wants the chateau. It is FREE! WHEEEEE! She is fired from her job as an assistant hotel manager when they learn of her crowdfunding/go fund me ebegging plot.

The chateau comes with conditions. It will be deeded in their names, they can vlog the chateau, but they cannot have any visitors, cannot run a B and B, and must put one room aside for the benefactor funding the chateau. If they violate these rules, they have to forfeit the chateau. The benefactor will give them money to run the chateau until their vlogging numbers increase. They are encouraged to vlog the chateau. The 2 morons immediately agree and move to France.

They get to the french chateau and start vlogging. The local townspeople do not like them. A’s only friend is a strange “sweet girl” who works at the local boulangerie. Jack hangs out at the local pub and explores the chateau, going through discarded things left in the chateau. A ends up with a million subscribers, a few of which are obsessed with her inviting, cheery nature.

The benefactor wants the chateau for one or two nights to throw a ball and wants the couple to move out their clutter and stay in a B and B. A is mad because she wasn’t invited to the ball to be held at “her chateau.” The benefactor is part of an eyes wide shut type of group of elites who sexually abuse and torture young women, engage in sadistic sexual practices, etc. (This is a big part of the second half of the book and I will not go into any more details about the eyes wide shut plot and there is a lot more to this part of the story that I won’t go into here). A goes missing and her nurse sister goes to find her and make her come back to the UK to see her mother dying of cancer.

A went to the chateau anyways, breaks her ankle, and is rescued by her stalker like bakery friend, who drugs her and keeps her in a dungeon/cellar type of room until her nurse sister Erin is able to rescue her. The bakery friend wants to be A and wants to co host her Chateau youtube channel with her. Jack meets an untimely demise at the chateau.

You are a wonderful friend Ms Mckitten not only are you going through this but you entertain us! Sending all good wishes to your friend and her daughter.

I'm LOVING the roasting Ruthie is obviously giving F4f.. It's absolute gold!

1. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when F4f got her claws on it.
2. I wonder when Ruthie was last at the gaff?

 

[shatcho shiek]

WE ARE LYING

vapid and vacant , reminds me of a sex pistols song pretty vacant...... its exactly there mantra

There's no point in asking
You'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us
Out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A-vacant
Don't ask us to attend
'Cause we're not all there.
Oh don't pretend 'cause I don't care
I don't believe illusions 'cause too much is real
So stop your cheap comment
'Cause we know what we feel
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A-vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
Ah but now
And we don't care
There's no point in asking
You'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find me
Out to lunch, we're outta lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
Ah but now
And we don't care
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We don't care

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Fanny yells out to Sabine as she’s driving away, “see you in the Spring”. Who else wonders if Sabine is really returning to the shitoo in the spring, and if she does return will it be for anything more than a quick visit?

 

[JackSpratt]

Just a brief interlude to help calm the anger.
Had a lovely meal at the Chateau I worked at last night for Mr Spratts birthday.

It's probably just slightly smaller than the Petherick's. Talking with the owner last night, to give an example their electric bill is €1000+ a month. This is just for lighting and running the kitchen appliances. The place is not fully lit all of the time and most public areas are on sensors and only come on when someone is in range.

Our meal cost €65 euros each incl aperitif, coffee and digestive was on the house. Didn't leave until gone midnight yakking with the owner.

 

[Nettle flower]

WE ARE LYING

vapid and vacant , reminds me of a sex pistols song pretty vacant...... its exactly there mantra

There's no point in asking
You'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find us
Out to lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A-vacant
Don't ask us to attend
'Cause we're not all there.
Oh don't pretend 'cause I don't care
I don't believe illusions 'cause too much is real
So stop your cheap comment
'Cause we know what we feel
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
A-vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
Ah but now
And we don't care
There's no point in asking
You'll get no reply
Oh just remember a don't decide
I got no reason it's all too much
You'll always find me
Out to lunch, we're outta lunch
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
We're vacant
Oh we're so pretty
Oh so pretty
Ah but now
And we don't care
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We're pretty a-pretty vacant
We don't care

Great song never forgetting how the second syllable of VA-bleep is pronounced/announciated!

 

[TorontoGWM]

How does one honour a French chapel by eating off of English plates featuring English Cathedrals? Oh right, her fake boyfriend only went to high school.

 

[NotAChatelaine]

He eats mayonnaise? The boy is a conundrum.

Not any old mayo: the prancing twerp has his own supply of Dutch mayonnaise (squeezy bottles - so sophisticated). Made to a recipe that’s apparently Philip friendly (egg white free? - can’t remember which bit of the egg causes his stomach to rebel).

 

[ComtesseRose]

It reads more as an expose dressed as fiction.
And if you weren't aware of what goes on behind the scenes, you would accept it as fiction.

Ruthy's version of Empress Bianca.

 

[Nettle flower]

Just a brief interlude to help calm the anger.
Had a lovely meal at the Chateau I worked at last night for Mr Spratts birthday.

It's probably just slightly smaller than the Petherick's. Talking with the owner last night, to give an example their electric bill is €1000+ a month. This is just for lighting and running the kitchen appliances. The place is not fully lit all of the time and most public areas are on sensors and only come on when someone is in range.

Our meal cost €65 euros each incl aperitif, coffee and digestive was on the house. Didn't leave until gone midnight yakking with the owner.

Now that's how it's done. 65€ very well spent.
The meal looks divine, beautifully presented. I imagine it tastes as good as it looks.


Steph, take note... Oh and get rid of Filup, no-one likes him.

 

[Kickintheass]

He wasn't even alive!

Was PJ'S mother even alive in 1975?