He has a most unattractive bum.
Happy Birthday Mr Spratt, hope you'll have a great day and mind your backMr Spratt's pub name contribution
The Flash of Snatch
The Carpet Burn Knees (he said she looks like she's got them)
All I can do is apologise but it is his birthday tomorrow and he put his back out this week.
If it's any consolation, when I learned German at 17, at college, I couldn't pronounce any word correctly except for "kartoffel" LOL I can read basic German but I could not have a conversationI find it extremely difficult to pronounce a lot of French words. They often sound very differently from how they are written.
manges = mohge
Probably has worms..Ratso is constantly scouring the kitchen floor for food bits and crumbs.
OMG....... he is the Thurston Howell of LaLande !!!I've decided he's the Thurston Howell of Lalande (any Gilligan's Island fans out here?).
Fanny 4,5 flues is Mrs Howell LOLProbably has worms.
Sorry if you are eating .
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OMG....... he is the Thurston Howell of LaLande !!!
Snorts is Gilligan because he is stupid but .......
Fanny is never to be Ginger - although that is what she THINKS she is !!!
The Twatwaffle TavernFanny is busy working through the night with her trusty stead, no not Snorts, her sewing machine.
Fanny is busy embroidering a cushion cover for Snorts for his ‘ special’ chair in the kitchen.
I would say " someone stole the ass out of those pants"He has a most unattractive bum.
Tonte. auntie is no Lovey Howell......Uncle Steven exclaims as they sit down to eat that he's "hungry as a wolf".
I've decided he's the Thurston Howell of Lalande (any Gilligan's Island fans out here?).
Here he is writing his will:
Very telling that Sugar tits hasn’t deleted the comments.I hesitated as to whether I should post this, but thought you might like a taste of the comments on MMM from 3 days ago which I have only just read. Somebody really really really doesn't like Fanny. It makes some of our comments here about her sound quite kind. I have not copied all of it, but here is a taste, you'll get the idea:
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Time for a drink I think
I think these are two legit questions.You bring up an interesting thought, something that I wondered about this morning, something I wrote out and was going to post but decided not to. You've emboldened me! I hate to say anything like this...it's way too speculative and I don't like this much speculation. But it's something that I wouldn't put past her.
Sure, she has scaffolding up - and we saw people putting it up (what she called "work has begun on the chapel") - but it's very unlike her to not show any of the work going on or even introduce at least someone from the company to talk about the work they will be/are doing. Is this because the firm hired doesn't want to be on camera? Or, could it be that there are no workers inside that chapel....that absolutely no work is taking place inside?
I fast forward through a lot of her videos. Yes, even though they're only 10-12 minutes long, I find I have to fast forward! Have we actually seen any of the actual craftsmen walking in and out? I know we saw several when the scaffolding was going up.
Couldn’t you see Travels with my Shitty Blonde Friend and Miss Chatelaine going to the Ritz for Christmas tea. The video would be titled “RATSO at the Ritz!!” Fanny and Snorts would come obnoxiously barging into the hotel, swinging a tote bag with a neurotic, shaking Ratso clinging to the sides of the tote, shoving its head out of the tote to breathe.Looks better than CHMN Afternoon Tea ! Plus The high end Brands full of Christmas cheer.
I often think people like the Lalacelles and others buy these big old houses (and here in the US, bed and breakfast Victorians) to fill with their barns full of junk.
That was so funny Gracie ..... I did watch Hannah and her sister at the Ritz. Expensive what!Fanny will videotape Snorts pleading with the Ritz staff that Ratso is indeed a dog, and not a trained rat on a leash, so it was permissible for them to bring Ratso into the hotel. Fanny will pretend not to know Ratso and tell staff it is Snorts’ creature, not hers.
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