It’s the first day of December also known since the Gay Twank's arrival as “The Chateau Advent tit Show”.
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Fleuries new scented candle for Christmas
Apparently he is doing well and has put on weight. Fanny caught Ton Ton on a call to Mummy about a week or so ago. Percy has not been seen for a long time. Hopefully Mummy & Pecy will see sense and stay in SA, where he has plenty of family support, and not least, it's alot warmer than the dump.
Definitely ‘The Crooked House’ in more ways than oneIf the farmhouse were to be relaunched as an old coaching Inn that has been turned into a pub/B&B what would it be called. Trying to think of some of the murkier pub names found in England.
Come on @JackSpratt I’m sure you could help me out.
I will start with The Jolly Taxpayer which is a real pub
I wonder if they will still show the gross intro Dan filmed. Who buys sh*t brown ornaments? And soooo many? That kid has a terrible problem. Auntie and Uncle shake their heads, Isabelle is definitely beside herself with all the junk pottery and glassware in that dump that she’ll have to haul out eventually. Why does Marie have to find a place for all the crap Snorty buys in the laundry room? What about Ye Olde Squirrel Shop RIP? F*ck that kid.
Looks better than CHMN Afternoon Tea ! Plus The high end Brands full of Christmas cheer.
When Lancerat does nip Fanny on the face (and we know he will), imagine the fundraiser that will be required for a full face lift. Place your bets.....
Mr Spratt's pub name contribution
The Flash of Snatch
The Carpet Burn Knees (he said she looks like she's got them)
All I can do is apologise but it is his birthday tomorrow and he put his back out this week.
The Flash of Snatch
The Carpet Burn Knees (he said she looks like she's got them)
All I can do is apologise but it is his birthday tomorrow and he put his back out this week.
Mr. Spratt came up with some good ones, so I wouldn't apologize!Mr Spratt's pub name contribution
The Flash of Snatch
The Carpet Burn Knees (he said she looks like she's got them)
All I can do is apologise but it is his birthday tomorrow and he put his back out this week.
Hope he feels better and has the happiest of birthdays tomorrow, despite the bad back!
Waiting for the day Snorts returns from shopping at Emmaus having purchased items that were previously donated from Lalande.
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She said in her announcement that Channel 4 was there filming the Christmas segment and she doubted they would be back. I thought at the time she said she wasn't even sure that Channel 4 would be having their Christmas special, but as I thought about it later, I think she meant Lalande being in the Christmas special. I know I heard what I heard, but she deletes stuff out of her vlogs so routinely, it's hard to keep up. I can't believe Channel 4 would scrap their Christmas special because of the accident at Lalande, when other chateaus had prepared forthe filming and had nothing to do with it, but who knows?
I'd go back and look for it, but I went back another time to determine exactly what she said about the accident in that announcement - that one man had sadly died and that another was in the hospital - but she had removed that part. If she's removing stuff from her vlogs, like the Channel 4 stuff, all it does is confuse me (which is what she wants, to confuse everyone, so her lies and discrepancies aren't looked at), so I don't feel like looking!
thanks for the help.You are learning French then!!!!! Great!!!!!
Un is masculine (ein), une is feminine (eine). There is no explanation (nor rule) why a word is either feminine or masculine. You have to learn it
We only have 2 genders but in German you have 3 of them!!!!!!
I am wondering what you are supposed to do with the 4 words below: chien, suis, mange, orange
Bon courage !!
I am using the Duolingo app, and they use different kinds of tests. One test is that you click on every word that she says. And I must pick the right words she said, next to some wrong ones.
I find it extremely difficult to pronounce a lot of French words. They often sound very differently from how they are written.
manges = mohge
Has anyone else noticed the soil at Lalande is poor compared to Dan's rich soil? How nice it would be if Dan noted a few trees or plants were going to his boys house too.
Ever wonder what the environment at the chateau would have been like if PhiPhi never showed up and Michael P was still there?
Interested to hear what your ideas.
Interested to hear what your ideas.
First day of advent, enjoy Guinness "Don’t forget to turn the lights out"
Can cleaning and hanging a chandelier be any more boring?
Interesting that Mummy face-timed her sister and not her daughter!!
The Botox Arms ......... and face.
Try learning Spanish with its masculine, feminine, conjugated verbs and 15 tenses
. 6 years of duo lingo and 3 hours of lessons a week with a Spanish teacher and I'm about half way there 
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