The Chateau Diaries #269 At last Stephanie spoke the truth and admitted it herself to be an imposter.

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
View attachment 2508870

Faux grass at the faux entrance to the Cha-Faux. Just goes from bad to worse. An embarrassment to all gays with any kind of taste.

View attachment 2508871
I was with them on the plastic moldings - who cares if it looks like the real thing - but this? This is has crossed my line - it looks hideous and is NOT practical at all. If they want low maintenance, weed matting and mulch - sheesh - it's not rocket science.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 17
I'm not convinced Fanny actually owns any part of the shiteau and Mummy still controls 50%!
disagree. if the owners are mummy, baghead and michael the photographer, why would they let her destroy the building like this?
 
  • Like
Reactions: 18
Thanks for the Patreon vlog @tuffiti. Who in their right mind go to Scotland with no gloves, umbrella, a good hat and a warm coat. She's so unorganised it's tagic. Snorts had gloves on, so did they or didn't they bing any ??

I still dont believe Baghead would want to pay for an expensive train trip for Fanny & Snorts. Why would he ?? Another lie so she can travel ?

It's true about the Flying Scotsman's 'accident' though it occurred on the 2nd October !!

It occurred on the 2nd October, so apparently my birthday wish to derail Fanny's Scottish vacay came true! :ROFLMAO:
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 19
IMG_4634.jpg


F’ing cheap plastic & pressed wood
Added everywhere
Until the
X derelict chateau has become a tacky cha-faux.

IMG_4637.jpg


Imposter mouldings????????????
---
The runaway faux “politician” has ABSOLUTELY no idea what he is talking about. Clueless and tasteless.

IMG_4639.jpg


When does he install the astroturf in the bathroom or will it be lino stick tiles?
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 15
Could the health inspection for chambre dHote please take a look at this!
What a disgusting household.
Dinner for guests, staff eating at the table, Fanny filming just gross
 

Attachments

  • Like
  • Sick
  • Wow
Reactions: 21
Why do these people think he reads the comments? He is not interested in anything they have to voice, he never replies to any comments, he just keeps rolling along but pretty soon he is going to come off track.
He definitely reads the comments and has taken action on some tips I gave him.
I don't know much about his background except that he and Annelise had been together since they were very young. Think I gathered this from her intvu with Fanny back in the day, when she said she was a chav. Has he said he went to art school? And chef school? I think he's pretty talented. Food cool (except for the ragged, khaki, dumped and steaming pile of green Pick Up Stix beans at a long-ago Christmas dinner in the new kitchen at the ferme, but that could be a Brit tribe thing. Not the disarray but the long cook.) and thoughtfully executed when catering at Lalande -- remember he cooked it all at his house and transported it there.
They moved to France with nothing, because they couldn't afford a house with land for animals Annelise wanted to keep.
A theme throughout is thirst for YT stardom, mistreatment of Annelise, as well as slinging things around, groceries, tools both. Guile about money, which he had less than none of to start out with. Annelise got him his job at the shitoo and he has moved up from there. Now he's slinging himself around, as well as the dogs and anyone who enters Château croustillant.
I would feel a lot better about the risks he's taking if we could find a construction permit and engineer's report.
I think Martijn Doolaard, his mentor in lone wolf construction danger porn, regularly talks about his permits and a lot of solicited expert advice and visiting inspectors. But Doolaard is renovating a cow barn not a chateau, and I think perhaps chateau ownership does away with the need to follow laws. I'm sad. Dan has learned a wrong lesson.
 
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 18
Is he a smoker aswell? What a wonderful combination. Is this why he's ill so often these days.
Another thought, could there be any asbestos in that place. Mr Spratt says it was used back in the day for heating pipe insulation, particularly in cellars.
Wow I've just gone down the rabbit hole of asbestos in Europe - it wasn't banned until 1997 in France! Height of asbestos use was 1970s.
When was the crumbly chateau built? It is negligible that is has asbestos if 1910/1920ish.
Lime dust isn't so much of a problem; it's silica in cement that causing lung damage - apparently silica is the asbestos of now.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 6
Modern day slavery…

Poor gay guy washes entitled unemployed Gay Twank’s precious dishes.

IMG_4640.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Sad
Reactions: 16
The Truth for a change from Fanny. However Note the crash date Friday 29th September
 
  • Like
Reactions: 9
This *itch has more lifes than a cat. My hope was the basement stairs in the Adamsfamilyhotel - but unfortunately she made it despite an arthritic hip and high heels. Then she staggers through the landscape with her Chanel bag, stumbles over a hole without hurting herself. Unfortunately, she didn't die of frostbite. Very disappointing vacation - I guess she will survive this one too.

Even the Scottish Highland cattle had better hairstyles than Killip. Same color different haircut. This point goes to the cattle. Moooooo
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: 18
Uh oh, seems like Steph has been complaining a bit too much about her next trip being canceled. Comments from today's daily vlog:

Screenshot 2023-10-15 at 22.28.42.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 28
It's made a lot of UK second home owners put their places in France up for sale. Depending on region some have found their annual council tax bill equivalent has doubled in price. I have been wondering what she's going to do if she's stated LaLande as a second home.
Maybe why Ferte? are selling up..
---
Maybe the rumour about Aunt & Uncle buying into the Dump is true. They may have sold up in England in order to buy Lalande outright from the 3 current owners in order for them all to get round the new French regulations. I don't know much about the tax situation, but it seems to me that all of them would benefit from this one way or the other.

Neither Baghead nor Potty seem to want to be involved much anymore, and Fanny clearly is not serious about the renovations. I think she is bored with it all.

Except, of course, this would complicate the Association renovation pledge that Fanny has made to her Patrons....
There's much better options for Amaury's parents than the dump, it's falling down for a start... 2 rooms (maybe) on the main floor are usable. Maybe they've already bought and Amaury & Nutti are living there now in the guest house? Remember last year when Tantinet had all those documents, they were off somewhere in their smarter looking clothes...
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: 15
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.