The Chateau Diaries #269 At last Stephanie spoke the truth and admitted it herself to be an imposter.

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I’m going with this one!
Amoury is a Mummys boy and it is clear a Daddy’s boy too.I think they want a farmhouse with outbuildings near Amoury, possibly somewhere Natty and he can live . I do not imagine that Amoury and Natty have enough money to buy their own place. Do they actually want to stay in France for the next twenty years?
Aunty and uncle will buy an apartment in the south of France too, a lock up and leave.
It’s odd I do not think. that they don’t have many friends like Isabel , and Fanny too.
I think Aunty sold her house for £1.3 million. They may have put it in trust to avoid taxes in the future. Jarvis clan may look ditzy but their own money is looked after. Fanny is a spendaholic but she has limits eg the recent ‘ budget’ of €3k for the big room mirror. Incidentally what have they done with the old mirror?
 

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I love this post!
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Sly bastard, isn't he!
 
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Surely they own a share of Granny Biggio’s apartment in southern France? Busy Izzy is far too parsimonious to have bought out the other heirs. Probably unwilling to stump up for maintenance as well.
 
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Patreon video.
Sorry for the delay, my laptop decided to be temperamentful today Unfortunately the audio and video seem to be a little out of sync. Ah well.



Stephanie Jarvis is a con artist. The Chateau Diaries is a scam.
 
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Patreon video.
Sorry for the delay, my laptop decided to be temperamentful today Unfortunately the audio and video seem to be a little out of sync. Ah well.

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Stephanie Jarvis is a con artist. The Chateau Diaries is a scam.
Thank you Tuffiti for posting the Patreon videos! It is greatly appreciated by us Tattlers.
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Surely they own a share of Granny Biggio’s apartment in southern France? Busy Izzy is far too parsimonious to have bought out the other heirs. Probably unwilling to stump up for maintenance as well.
I think they would spend the winter at the Granny apartment.
 
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Patreon video.
Sorry for the delay, my laptop decided to be temperamentful today Unfortunately the audio and video seem to be a little out of sync. Ah well.
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Stephanie Jarvis is a con artist. The Chateau Diaries is a scam.
Thank you @tuffiti!
I thought for a moment there that Fanny had used her grifted sewing machine to embroider "con artist" across her own jacket!
 
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Dear Selmar has not lost his sense of humour. Selmar has found a chateau for the winter and is living in a gite on-site. Selmar showed us the size 38 shoes that were a gift to him at the dumps cadeau , he says ‘ you never know’ . I hope for his sake he finds a dancer as Tats was not one.
 

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I would be absolutely mortified to be seen in public with this revolting specimen. (Max Wall in drag.)
 
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Thanks for the Patreon vlog @tuffiti. Who in their right mind go to Scotland with no gloves, umbrella, a good hat and a warm coat. She's so unorganised it's tagic. Snorts had gloves on, so did they or didn't they bing any ??

I still dont believe Baghead would want to pay for an expensive train trip for Fanny & Snorts. Why would he ?? Another lie so she can travel ?

It's true about the Flying Scotsman's 'accident' though it occurred on the 2nd October !!

 
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Suckers on pensions send us
Copious amounts
Of cash every month so we can
Travel whilst pretending
LiarLand will some day get renovated
And
No one outside of Tattle clues in that we are unemployed and lazy yet live, travel, shop and
DIne for free! Now this is the way to grift…I mean live.


 
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Fanny the irony staying at the Witchery , perhaps not this spelling! Just why is she filming from her bed?
Snorts obviously likes her in granny pjs
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How many nights was she here at £595 for her room.
 

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Look at the cost of the flying Scotsman trip. Baghead wasn’t paying for her and Snorts’ tickets. Stephanie Jarvis is a pathological lia4 Fanny was using her tax free Patreon funding,

Flying Scotsman sold out

2022 prices for Flying Scotsman train trip. Royal Scotsman prices start from £3,300/$4,590/€3,850 per person.only 40 passengers per train. Prices went up in 2023.

Sep 30th 2023, flying Scotsman crash
 
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I would be absolutely mortified to be seen in public with this revolting specimen. (Max Wall in drag.)
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Mr Spratt said Princess Anne with a moustache.
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After staying in the Adams Family room, just think of all the new spiffing ideas she'll have for decorating the shitoo. I can’t contain my excitement!

The crazies will be sending them brollies by the shed load now.
 
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Dan says "looks worse than it is", I think "is worse than it looks".

That could apply to a multitude of chateauverse sins including the crispy chateau, the HMN, Snorty's hair and Fanny's face, wardrobe or dark soul.
 
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I'm not convinced Fanny actually owns any part of the shiteau and Mummy still controls 50%!
 
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Fanny doesn't take risks with her money, she likes to spend it on clothes and holidays, so I'd say she didn't invest... I recon Nic did though and no doubt someone else.
 
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