Always full of excuses for why nothing ever gets completed at The French Beans’ chateau. And again she’ll be perplexed as to why their channel has not grown.
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As a dog person. Anyone else notice only one puppy at Dan's burned out chateau,? Like maybe the last 3 or 4 videos. Only glimpses of one puppy? Of course running free in a construction site.
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Never mind spoke too soon. He showed both puppies at the end
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Oh Henri! At least he gets to watch the massages…
Today, I took my youngest shopping at Urban Outfitters. Whilst trying on their 27 items, I was just hanging around the fitting rooms. I got a bit of a feeling there… It was pretty quiet in that area, just us and a lady working in the fitting room area, occasionally someone else would come in, but basically just us. I worked up the courage to ask the lady working there a burning question…
Me: This is kind of weird, but is this place a little bit haunted?
Lady: Oh, I don’t know… Funny you should ask, just last night our security sensors were going crazy back here for no reason and this morning the other girls and I were asking each other what the ghosts were up to last night.
Me: I knew it!
Lady: How did you know?
Me: I just had a feeling.
Me to my youngest through the fitting room door: Hey guess what?
My youngest: I heard.
Today, I took my youngest shopping at Urban Outfitters. Whilst trying on their 27 items, I was just hanging around the fitting rooms. I got a bit of a feeling there… It was pretty quiet in that area, just us and a lady working in the fitting room area, occasionally someone else would come in, but basically just us. I worked up the courage to ask the lady working there a burning question…
Me: This is kind of weird, but is this place a little bit haunted?
Lady: Oh, I don’t know… Funny you should ask, just last night our security sensors were going crazy back here for no reason and this morning the other girls and I were asking each other what the ghosts were up to last night.
Me: I knew it!
Lady: How did you know?
Me: I just had a feeling.
Me to my youngest through the fitting room door: Hey guess what?
My youngest: I heard.
Accountants to Chatelaine de Monetization:
“The accounts are dry. You must make money. Much money. Try to have a death, divorce or illness in November. Put on your hood, sit in the cold and cry while the gay guy films. Ask for money. Much money.”
“How about TB? If I get TB will that produce enough sympathy and money?”
“Cancer or an ectopic pregnancy would be better”
“The accounts are dry. You must make money. Much money. Try to have a death, divorce or illness in November. Put on your hood, sit in the cold and cry while the gay guy films. Ask for money. Much money.”
“How about TB? If I get TB will that produce enough sympathy and money?”
“Cancer or an ectopic pregnancy would be better”
He's not like an old style anything as he's not being held to any decent standard.
Agreed! Felicity and Tim have class- Fanny, on the other hand, is like a bogan who has won the lottery. Cheese on toast, for the amount of money she has spent this year on clothes she could have easily purchased a few NEW vehicles for the Chateau staff to use to do things like purchase groceries for guest dinners and take the laundry out (except for FRK- she needs to be driving the worst vehicle in the fleet, as she will smash it)- instead, they are all sharing one sad used Ford Fiesta that Baghead Nick sold to Fanny for cheap.
No accounting for taste or sense.
This is the root of all the lies. It’s the big lie. The old part of the property had defenses..this is the only thing significant, if that, that was left after the fire.Questions that came up in my mind this morning when I woke up at 2:30am, I know Fanny’s place is referred to as a chateau, especially by her and her cult followers, but is it really a chateau? What was its original purpose when built? Was it a summer place only? Was it a farm escape from the city? I have a difficult time hearing a term like “restore” in regards to a plain farmhouse never meant to be fancy. Thousands spent on wallpaper and decor convincing the gullible that they are returning this place to its original glory. Now, she and the other owners are free to decorate as they want and of course modern conveniences are understood but, I’m pretty sure they aren’t really “restoring”. That’s a very different process. I haven’t “restored” my Victorian home. I’ve preserved as much of the wood trim and floors as possible but the house as a whole isn’t as it was.🥱
it‘s a country home ….no ballroom, small, pokey rooms no painted ceilings, no high ceilings, no ornate details, no expensive floors or tiling. No valuable furnishings.
A country home with a stable and walled garden. A working rural home where they provided a mill and bread oven for the community, lake for fishing, and kept some animals, had a coppice for wood and that’s about it. This was not a place for high society parties, balls or fancy furnishings. Not to say that a country home is bad…but it was never and never will be versailles. the previous owners owned a lot of land and thus made money from that business. There are servants quarters because people didn't have modern appliances….a house like that would have required help to run. The chapel was for the family and isn't that old.
now, its only being run into the ground.
Fanny has illusions of grandeur where there were none. Her holiday home isn‘t listed, has no historical value, it’s not a royal trust property…and there is no restoration….only maintenance, repairs, updating to modern standards (plumbing, electrics, internet, heating, bathrooms and sewage, fire prevention) and upgrades to make it suitable for her bnb business. Everything else is just decorating.
the chapel might count if you thought the paintings and stained glass windows were historically significant, but they aren‘t.
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Fanny has been successful because she has marketed and sold a version of herself and her life that is pure fantasy, when its all a pack of lies….thats why we’re on thread 268.
i bought a chateau when i was 29 - lie
I’m restoring it to its former glory - lie
i enjoy living with my friends and volunteers - lie
i live here - lie
i cant afford to live here without your help - lie
im poor - lie
i’m an opera singer - lie
i love living here - lie
i’ve got a cold (insert any ailment here) - lie
I like your sweater - lie
I like animals - lie
i care about my fans - lie
i work hard - lie
life, love, laughter- lie
people latch on to imagined lives of influencers and fanny has found an audience of people who love the idea that they, too, can experience life of a woman living in France in a large home, surrounded by people, imagined laughter, and nice things….when they may be alone, sad or depressed, or genuinely interested in seeing a big french property get renovated and little, charming projects, diy crafts, and cooking, gardening etc. I know i watched because i love the idea of a walled garden and loved those fun videos of Fanny and Michael Peth being silly, cleaning flappy bird and making bath bombs.
Fanny makes you feel like you’re one of her friends……but friends dont pay for each other's travels, staff and upkeep.
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Funny, their last vlog was released a month ago... I wonder where they've been...
Oh I'm not offended, LOL.
I also don't really care for Souleiado, execpt for the pieces Diana might have had.
I do like the Louis Vuitton Monogram Canvas wares - I always put a bag into my Jet Set Eleganza designs, that being said, it only one bag and not a LV showcasing from top to toe, like the Chinese tourists do, my goodness is that tacky!
She must have learnt that strategy from her friend Stephanie.
At last Fanny speaks the truth about herself........imposter.
Also.....
I wonder if Tepid Flower Guy is goinng to become a cast member, he fits the bill.
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I used to work for someone who had a similar set up, it's a bloody pain in the arse to get around. Also in the Chateau I worked in, one bathroom had a huge roll top bath with a giant mirror behind it and no shower curtain. Every single time someone stayed in that suite, the wooden floor was soaked, bet it's the same there.Whose expected to climb over that tub and clean behind it? A table with a wash basin and jug you can't access because the tub's in the way
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I've been pondering about the heating. When Mr spratt saw other other vlog about the heating he was wondering if the flues were sufficient but having never worked on these boilers or seeing the installation paperwork that comes with them he wasn't sure. However, in saying that he said if he does a gas installation he's not 100% sure on what will be required he speaks with the technical dept at his suppliers who in turn get in contact with the relevant people.
Over the last year so many more regulations have been set, the pair of us are now wondering if there has in fact been an inspection and Nathan's been told one flue is insufficient but it's just a guess as noone really explained the reason why.
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The cupboard that PJ wants to make smaller contains a fuse board that will be less accessible in a narrow cupboard unless it it moved so that the fuses are all visible and accessible. A job for a professional.
Paahfect summary!
As you mention friends…. Now FRK is a friend… so she gets to pay for her room?
Does FRK get paid to cook staff / house meals or does her board ‘ pay’ for this,
Do friends really wait ‘at table’?
Why not take your friend out for an excursion as she has no car?
Have we ever seen her friend FRk sit in the dining room with other guests like friend Cat?
Friend - another Fanny lie.
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Fanny who is incapable of managing anything defers to Snorts.
Snorts has never rented a room let alone a chateau ,he has no understanding of how anything should work. Plumbers do not look at pictures to learn how to make a living and install thousands of dollars of heating equipment.
Patron are fools.
Fanny and Snorts the patron lottery winners.
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... and she says she pretends to be grown up when she goes to a business meeting!!
What Fanny has failed to grasp is that her demographic is made up ofRather than passion, Snorts is displaying his power in the shitoo to order work to be done, lording it over the owners & staff, pretending that searching on internet for bits of old wallpaper...'looks like a Sevres box' (expertise) gives value to the dump. Beggars belief. He has even muted the fans who go along with the "if you can't find anything good to say, don't say anything" , studiously ignoring him almost entirely in their comments to talk about Tante & Oncle or the state of Marie's room. But why should he care?Stephanie flipping Jarvis gives him her credit cards & freedom to spend his time on online auctions or buying 'bargain' crap at brocantes together with increasing screentime to show off as there's no one left to film unless she can jump on Amaury - I doubt if he even does the editing now. Oh & the travelling, plenty of that, involving wining & dining in the best places.
I honestly think Dan has so many viewers bc we had forgotten (on film) there are actual men out there,check out Cameron's sinewy legsfor starters, doing men's work, digging, heaving getting things done, mostly without even talking about it. No Potts flogging photos or clowning, no Baghead Nick unable to move or talk, no MP tracing Beatrix Potter, no Ollie leaving the heavy stuff to Camilla, and above all no useless Prat.
Rather than the night and day comparison, for Purnon vs Lalande I’d go with caviar and crabstick!
iv never watched the gift grab I found the whole thing quite vulgar from the start, so cant comment on how he is there, from the sounds of it he is pushing it, seeing how much he can push his luck. I know relationships are personal things but as there putting there out there is fair game, they are not a match, and i don't think this is opposites attracting, fanny is getting nothing from him, she always projected someone who needed looking after, daddy issues for days, the classic poor little rich girl, is PhiPhi fannys way or trying to change her image? she's an independent woman who can keep a toyboy? the full thing comes across very odd and tacky.
Bloody hell, she did my head in last time, too eager.
I can’t believe that they laughed at the pugs having chased the sheep. Sheep can die by the stress of being worried by dogs, in the UK a farmer can shoot a dog worrying sheep.
Identified herself with a
Most apropos word. She is a
Profiteering imposter- the poor chatelaine
Of LiarLand with a frock & travel addiction
Selling a scam of financing renovations and
Taking elderly patrons’ pension dollars whilst
Enjoying a life better than them. Yes, a
Real imposter with a gay imposter of a “boyfriend”.
Who is she fooling? She officially admitted it. She is an imposteur!
May I suggest this as the next thread title?
“She admitted it - Syndrome de l'imposteur.”
Most apropos word. She is a
Profiteering imposter- the poor chatelaine
Of LiarLand with a frock & travel addiction
Selling a scam of financing renovations and
Taking elderly patrons’ pension dollars whilst
Enjoying a life better than them. Yes, a
Real imposter with a gay imposter of a “boyfriend”.
Who is she fooling? She officially admitted it. She is an imposteur!
May I suggest this as the next thread title?
“She admitted it - Syndrome de l'imposteur.”
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