The Chateau Diaries #259 PUDDLE- shallow like the Chatelaine & empty like her soul.

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Off topic: Kyle richards made music video with Morgan Wade to be released August 10th. Morgan Wade and Kyle Richards discuss their friendship and the filming of the music video for Morgan's song "Fall In Love With Me", dropping August 10th

These two are so weird together. But you just made me come up with a new name for Steph and Phil - Salt and Pepper, lol!
 
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Would he also be required to learn the language?
 
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How things have changed. In this patreon vlog she also informs us that Nick is treating her to the orient express trip on his and Marie’s wedding anniversary . Odd .

I knew she'd mentioned it travel on it a while back but didn't know she'd used nick as a gaslighting make believe he was paying. Now snortys been on scene for two years he'd expect to go even if nick was paying.

Marie needs to demand ties are cut this is madness.
 
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Jeeze, judgy much.
Imagine living that woman's life for just a single day. You'd be off your rocker in self righteous indignation indigestion before lunch!
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The Smugs had a vlog about Japanese knot weed. It's growing on their property, but they don't seem too bothered about it, apart from eating it...

 
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We've all been here a long freakin' time - has the dial moved any? I mean, I'm bored and enjoy it here but has any of *our* posting helped at all? Have we just helped S*P come up with more content? Have we helped them avoid the mine fields?

Since others post music they enjoy - I feel like offering up this . . . and I'd just like to defend myself and say - no, I'm not Pavlina, lol nor anyone else at the chateau
 
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Go figure!
I don't watch them, although early on, I did.
I decided that one grifter vlog was all I could handle in my life!
 
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Thank you! I wouldn't have dreamed 7 years ago, after my divorce and consequently loosing my home and left with a serious debt that I would overcome it all fairly quickly. In all honesty it feels surreal (and a little scary)
Congratulations @Luna20, now go live your best life. All power to you babe
 
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Are you hosting your own Patreon Days as well @Tea with lemon ?!? Just kidding! Since it is summer (unless you live south of the equator), dishes with seasonal produce are perfect- a great salad, crudite platter, peas, gazpacho, fruit platter-whatever you feel like making. If it is hot outside, make cold dishes- and it is never to hot to fire up the barbeque! To go with the octopus salad, you can always put together a chickpea salad with feta and mint, gazpacho, caprese, crusty baguettes, a nice green salad... Cheese board is always a must! Coffee, tea, a good dessert, and fresh seasonal fruit. It doesn't have to be complicated at all. Focus on what is in season.

When I have local friends over for lunch of dinner, I usually make Thai, Italian, Indian, Korean, Greek, Turkish, Japanese, etc... to broaden their palettes. But when we have out of town guests, I like to showcase local/southern specialties- blackened snapper, brisket, ribs, shrimp (@billybudd will attest- there are fare fewer simpler pleasures than a low country boil!), pulled pork, and with side dishes like potato salad, homemade macaroni & cheese, collard greens, coleslaw, baked beans (NOT from a can!) and a key lime pie or banana pudding for dessert and there is always fresh seasonal fruit- our local fruit is amazing. (Heat or not, I will use the oven when we have guests staying with us for brekkie- biscuits for biscuits & gravy, cinnamon rolls, banana bread, muffins, bagels-so much better from scratch!, hashbrown casserole, etc.- my brekkies are legendary.)

The biggest thing for out-of-town guests is that they are truly interested in where you live, so it's always fun to share with them what makes it special. We take them to museums, beaches, out on one of the boats, to our favourite "hole in the floor" restaurants, the eclectic tourist attractions, fishing, kayaking, local breweries, etc.

At this point, @Tea with lemon - you are 100% better off than Fanny, as you are putting actual thought and care into what you serve your guests. Best of luck next week, and I know it will be a success!
 
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me thinks he is her servant...
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i know you must work with nature. rule number one. am sad SJ listens to fools.but no worries. nature always rules.
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Had some great laughs reading all these clever replies. been very very very busy LOL. just want to share this arrangement of oldies but goodies. Lovely. forgive me for but i can not share a vid
 
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I didn't mean a HaHa-I liked your post
 
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Oh no!!!! Since Khillip reads here religiously, the poor Dump B and B visitors will likely now have Japanese knotweed salad added to the Dump dining menu as a “ regional” delicacy!
 
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I was wondering since SJ is crying poor and faffing about doing f&!k all except buying crap and travelling courtesy of scamming $1m+, if she’s bought Baghead out and has next to nicks left. I wouldn’t put it past her, she’s a conniving self serving twat.
 
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It would be very difficult to retire to France since Brexit. Also he is much better off in the UK with the NHS considering his health history
Believing in the fake world of life love and laughter, it’s the fans that want Gerry to move to the damp, dirty unheated Chateau, an idea which Fanny perpetuates with her over-the-top gushing (love bombing) over her brother, and her oft repeated story of him pushing her in a stroller. Fanny, a woman of some means, even when she has been cash poor, has allowed Gerry to pay for expensive trips. Is there anyone Fanny hasn't manipulated for her personal gain?

If Fanny was so loyal and enchanted, her brother would already have an apartment and financial stake in the dump. blood relative or not, Fanny’s parents didn‘t give Gerry an early inheritance. He‘s been caretaker of Isabelle /staff for years, and has his taxi business to run. With all the jobs at Lalande, he’s never been accepted a job there…strange, no?

Another cast member who’s gone AWOL, looks like even loyal Gerry has given up the jig. Even if he diligently shows up for a channel 4 wallpaper job and in the comments section during the live chat, it must be tiring to always play the bit part in The Fanny Show.
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This was before the association, i think
 
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It would be very difficult to retire to France since Brexit. Also he is much better off in the UK with the NHS considering his health history
health care is much better in France
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I'm with Jules. Can't stand the sight of him or to hear his name. It should be illegal to be as stupid as Dan is.
Dan is far from stupid look at his subscriber numbers he is very considered
 
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Even Marie is doing up the bread oven room.
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This is the main reason, when Isabelle dies, who gets what. Lalande is a tear down in the middle of nowhere. There will be no money spent on this. Stephanie will get S Africa House and London flat. Gerry will get Framingham flat.
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This is the main reason…….. when Isabelle dies, who gets what. Lalande is a tear down in the middle of nowhere. There will be no money spent on this. Stephanie will get S Africa House and London flat. Gerry will get Framingham flat.
 
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