The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.

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All this trying to figure out who is whom is giving me a headache. I came here a long time ago and lurked around until I came aboard then was sand blasted a couple of times then left, emerged all bright and shiny with a new name and personally everything seems less stressful. It’s all part of the circle of life for a discussion group. I do think it would be interesting to have some renegades give us some intel into the shitoo but, honestly I think we have Fanny and friends pretty much figured out. I stay here for the tattlers. You are a hoot!
 
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7 am (yes I know, it should be noon, but no). Me looking at my garden from a window and holding my faithful gun -water gun I mean-

Gooood mooorning from my very sunny home! It is such a beautiful day. The birds are singing, the garden is spectaaaculaaaar and no peacock trying to shag its sisters in sight. Nobody brought me coffe and croissants in my bed. It's time to go and see what's going on in the kitchen. Well, nothing actually.

I had breakfast, a shower and got dressed, I am now ready to have a look at my People. For this interesting activity I am wearing my night clothes with a 100 stars robe and Louboutin, so smart old trousers, a T shirt and wellies because there is a lot of dew. I would not want to be seen dead with Louboutin nor a Vuitton bag nor the Love bracelet by Cartier and you know why? Because I am not une "cagole", or une "pouffe", ie a tart. But I digress.

I make the "grand tour" of the garden, I can hear chickens, ducks and even a donkey in the distance but no human being.
Where is everybody??

Silly me, back to the real world where people work for a leaving, do not beg, do some DIY and gardening.

I will not be tattling for a while because I am very busy and on top of that it is the gardening season. It is now time for mowing, trimming, weeding, planting, harvesting, preserving, jamming, dehydrating.... I will come here from time to time. I might post some photos.

Question:
We have a big problem with cats and we do not know what to do. We are animals lovers but we are fed up of finding dead birds and poo all over the place. We have tryed all sorts of repellents like mustard, lemons, vinegar, pepper, chili, rosemary, lavender. Ultra sound is bad for the birds. The cats climb over the little fence we put to protect the potager. We have even seen one climbing verticaly on a fence (1,8m high). We have inserted branches on top of this fence (eyesore).
We are now considering putting holly between the rows of vegs in the potager
They are neither feral nor stray cats (thank you Amanda from our French château). They have a home.

Hidden behind a tree, I do some watching with my loaded gun (1,8 l) and I spray them, but I have other things to do.

I have read that some Tatlers are gardeners, therefore if you have any ideas, you are more than welcome.
Thank you
 
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Hang in there Jules ! We are always here to make you laugh and laugh with you! You have given me plenty of laughs. Prayers for your Dad
 
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I love kitties but, the ones I care for are feral and they only come out under the vail of darkness. They don’t bother my gardens or kill birds as far as I can tell. Maybe borrow a dog if you don’t have your own? Get them used to the idea that they should move on. I have squirrels, rabbits and multi racial birds. I would be sick if cats we’re killing the birds. The squirrels and rabbits, whom are uprooting my plants or eating annuals to the ground, I might cry one tear for. Sorry, no real advice I guess. Cats are a tough one. I’m convinced they can outsmart all of us mere mortals.
 
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From Tess' wedding weekend- 'Merica, F Yeah!' (No, seriously, it is Tess and her husband from this weekend!)
She always comes across as drugged up. Melancholy. In a haze. Not where she really wants to be. A little mentally challenged. Scarred??? Hell, she carries a baby doll around with her. Her groom, though handsome, gives me bad vibes. Bad joo joo, man.
 
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So you old hags someone is watching tattle


At 0,07 the car seems to be a Porsche. Seems to be the same one that was on the video (sorry I do not remember who posted it) of the wedding: a wooden door is opened and there is a Porsche on the left. One of the guest of the wedding who did not want to be seen on CD or what ???
 
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you can find jikki very actively reviewing onlyfans accounts on lpsg - i miss his presence and those mighty meaty thighs. oh to have my head crushed by those.
 
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My neighbors have used moth balls scattered in the gardens to fend off cats, I guess they don't like the smell. ( neither do I , reminds me of my grannies closet where she stored her fox neck drape thing) I guess it was a thing back then
 
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You summed this up perfectly! Spot on.
But did I miss something AGAIN?????
Did Sorts really go stay in Baghdad's apartment? When was that mentioned? If so why???? I don't want to watch the video again even on FF and give her any more coin.
I mean WE know he doesn't sleep in bed with Fanny, but the Grannies believe it.
 
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Hello Tattlers. It's been a few weeks since I've seriously tried to stay "in the flow and in the know" with the threads. It's too lovely outside to be indoors! I have boycotted watching F4F's flogs for months because I just don't want to line her pockets in any way, shape, or form. I checked the Wiki but it appears that only Patreon vlogs are posted there (thank-you to those who endure being a patron). Is there any other way I can watch the videos without going to her channel and giving her that credit? They aren't posted here anywhere, are they? Tattlers refer to specific incidents that occur during the videos and sometimes (not often... but SOMETIMES) I just want to check it out for myself to (1) be able to contribute to the conversation and (2) for the pure theater that the freak show is, at times. Thanks!
 
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I care too and am very pleased to see @Clara back - others who don't feel the same way can just scroll by. That episode certainly revealed a lot about how Tattle has changed sadly. It's become very cliquey.
Yes I've noticed it too..I thought the purpose of this whole CD's topic was to discuss the shady, underhanded methods used to extort finances from Patreon and vulnerable followers. Tbf @Clara Burnett did provide some debate able content whether it was true or not is another matter, but debate it we did. The tone of late seems to just be mud slinging which can be quite brutal.
 
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I want to know now!
I don't have the patience to wait two weeks. (Don't be like Fanny, so that the loyal audience is left waiting)
 
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I want to know now!
I don't have the patience to wait two weeks. (Don't be like Fanny, so that the loyal audience is left waiting)View attachment 2224043
I find it fun and interesting to try to guess the next guest, most likely will be wrong, as I don't pick up on anything most of the time. I can't figure out why I can't see the live chat- after the live chat is done- I have googled and all the info is about how the creator has to share the live chat after the live chat? @Jules100 is that something on your end?
 
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So sorry to hear about your dad's illness. I'm not defending anyone here but people can't always comprehend the info given due to the magnitude of a situation. I'm sure with you looking out for him the situation should made easier. I've been hearing good things about the fungi Turkey Tail in the treatment of cancer patients. It may be worth some research. Keeping you all in my prayers
 
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i don't think Michael T is michael potts.
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ryan made a vlog about his visit here once.
 
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I found out how to see the live chat on my phone, but we couldn’t figure out how to see the live chat while watching it on our tv. If anyone knows - please let me know too! Thanks !

PS: once again, my husband was more fascinated by the talking avatars and other irrelevant stuff (he’s used to the awesome electronic equipment now)…he wants to know how you do that with the avatars. I was like…sure, I’ll ask them…now shhhh! lol…I sometimes wonder how his brain processes stuff when we watch something.

The avatars are cool, though! And I really enjoyed hearing Karma Baby be able to talk more in depth about how YouTube works. It was very fascinating!
 
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