The Chateau Diaries #244 Broom your teef

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pasta_aldente

Too many edibles
 
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ComtesseRose

pasta_aldente said:
Too many edibles
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More likely...
 
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graciemckitten

Fanny is a condescending mean girl who likes to bully men with put downs and mocking comments. She is her mother’s daughter.
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Kalessi

Sparrowsfart said:
No fashion/makeup influencer would be seen dead in eyeliner as Fanny wears. So she might be watching but she is learning nothing.
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In the famous words of Countess Luanne de Lesseps, “Money can’t buy you class”.
 
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graciemckitten

QUOTE="LurkingMeg, post: 15351532, member: 328593"]
What do you want to bet she created that ridiculous garden (Or had Davey do it) so she could try and get an annual show about CGS? lol This bish doesn't care one iota for renovation she wants to be on tv with her own show and everything she does is geared toward that imo
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A Stephanie Jarvis LieLande gardening show would be about what not to do when gardening and landscaping. It could be called “Chateau DIY NO!!!!!!! The Garden edition.”

It could feature footage of Fanny driving a digger wearing slippers with a hot mug of tea on the floorboards, Dan kicking the digger windshield with his boots, footage of Fanny denying tearful Kid no. 1 or 2 a giant Tulip, how to spends thousands of dollars planting flowers and still spend thousands of dollars at the florist yearly, a scavenger hunt where everyone tries to find the discarded Marie Antoinette descendent twig, how not to be fooled again by fake stone garden structures, share the recipe for lawn clipping salad with a carrot bow, Potts could have a segment on how to treat water borne illnesses contracted from swimming in the nasty moat, etc.
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Kalessi said:
In the famous words of Countess Luanne de Lesseps, “Money can’t buy you class”.
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În the infamous words of grifter Stephanie Jarvis, “ But money can buy you upgrades!”
 
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suthern_lurker

Maple fairy said:
Isabelle has gained a bit of weight so her face is fuller. She certainly looks like she had Botox at the very least.
Yes and odd behaviour with the glasses and Percy snapped them up.
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Let’s not talk about gaining weight....I’m having a tough time the last year on the extra weight!
*I should just be thankful for all the years that I ate whatever and whenever- when I had the great metabolism and my thyroid was working! Lol! I don’t really think it’s thyroid- Just heard a comedian say that! I’m thinking more like late midlife crisis!!! And I have a class reunion coming up in a week and a half!!!
https://giphy.com/xUPOqk8cewDapuWlbi
 
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Lochness Monster

Fanny loves a balustrade to lean on.

She is such a show off. Pretentious woman.
On the island, her recent vlog , her almost constant references to Lalande make it sound as if she owns a special palace not a decaying dump , it is not of value to the vlog and I wonder why she presumes everyone watching will be familiar with her oh so famous CD….
She has ridiculous high heels for such a trip . And has a theatrical walk , oh look at me so glamorous and well traveled, yet she learns nothing. Her pointless observances are cringe worthy. She will never get a tv presenting job.
I could not watch until the end ,unbearable. And yes I am a grumpy old woman
 
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Iolair

C'est moi said:
Best to keep fanny away from Charla. I think she's amazing. Love the TV makeovers she does.

I doubt fanny has heard of Charla or Christina Cordula. She'll be looking them up now. Probably wondering if she could get a show on French tv.
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Hmmmm... pretty sure a prerequisite for having a show on French TV requires the person to actually speak French. This rules Fanny out.
 
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RubyT

I have been away chasing support for my son and my yearly family get together for dad’s anniversary sadly taken suddenly 8 years ago by sepsis ans hospital neglect doesn’t get any easier so here I am to catch up and wow you folks been soooo busy I never Catch up !
 
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Sparrowsfart

I suggest Shapewear!
 
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Seeingitasitis

As someone once said "My New Year's resolution was to lose 10 pounds. Only 17 pounds to go."
 
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Pyke

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Filmed August 2020, Before Snorts had arrived CHMN September 2020 ?

Thread title suggestion "You can watch a thief but you can't watch a liar, The Chateau Diaries let's you do both", (c /o of Eamonn Holmes Dad).
 
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graciemckitten

Fanny “ legend in her own mind” Jarvis must reinforce her huge ego before shooting each travel video by reviewing several Michael T “Teef“ Potts‘comments.

Snorts preps for his absence in each travel video by tearfully repeating Stuart Smalley daily affirmations in the mirror while swilling sherry from a baccarat glass and clutching his favorite stuffed hedgehog. Click below for his affirmations.

 
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UvulaDonor

Um - that's laying it on a bit thick is it not? ...... is it AI formulating the response??
 
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mrsp67

Pyke said:
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Filmed August 2020, Before Snorts had arrived CHMN September 2020 ?

Thread title suggestion "You can watch a thief but you can't watch a liar, The Chateau Diaries let's you do both", (c /o of Eamonn Holmes Dad).
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Can’t afford it, so gets an upgrade again lol 600$ a night plus the spa treatments! Sigh! This chick is unreal from the get go!
 
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