The Chateau Diaries #243 I had a panic attack but then f-d off to Venice & spent $$$$$$

[graciemckitten]

I needed to know... so I went a peaked for the lampshades. These are not the ones in the wintersalon. Those she had shown on her flog last year.

before she goes into the bauers 'it's a gray & murky day' and she is wearing a turleneck. In the Bauer she is wearing a black and white frock and it's a sunny Day.

She so went to Venice this year again!

I think she was in Venice also this year, especially now that she has her Patreon piggy bank, money is no object, and she has several crowns and masks to wear and can stay in 5 star hotels like a proper princess. She loves Venice. Recall that she refused to leave Venice Carnivale a few years ago to return to the Dump after the fire at the Dump caused by faulty electrical wiring because she had spent her last bit of money on a new crown and wanted to wear it at Carnivale.

 

[KyBourbon]

Omg…
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Obviously kidding. I @T Rex & @T Rex me.

Poor Rexxie! @T Rex.

 

[C'est moi]

I just want to say... all beaches should have baby pink sand. And I absolutely detest pink!

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Patreon this social climbing little gob shite is certainly going to put some patreons off.



CLARRIE BURNOUT
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Great comment TerriTo Stella 65 years of age (one of the minor haters) there was wifi but perhaps Bex really was not interested in throwing haters of the Chateau any bones tbh. Why would she? You are internet roaches .Mathieu Guibert is the Chef at the Anne de Bretagne (Relais and Chateaux Hotel) I was there T Xmas and Manon is one of the Receptionistes. When you depart she brings guests iced water in one of their wonderful designer water flasks to keep. No attention to detail is spared. It's in La Plaine Sur Mer Love (3 miles from Pornic) look it up. Rumour has it you can park your tatty old van and sleep in the Super U carpark it would be about all you can afford Stella. (Mind your walking frame on the beaches they are not all sandy). Ask Jeeves where your pal Monte Crispy and Heathcliffe are? (And Haversham you are a "Has Been")

 

[vitanova]

and andie the artist is now at steve and sarah's place. looks to me she's doing some sort of tournee around YT chateaux

 

[C'est moi]

I’ve not heard “Bang to rights” since I stopped watching The Sweeney in the early 70’s

My stupid b.i.l. said it when he was stopped for speeding many, many years (probably about the time of The Sweeny). The police were not amused.

 

[graciemckitten]

Since the “ bloom is off the rose” so to speak about the tv produced fiction of the Strawbridges being unfailingly “all love and light” on and off camera all the time, perhaps a few of the CD fanatics will finally begin to question the validity of the Stephanie Jarvis faux love and light shitshow. Maybe that will lead more of Stephanie’s viewers and former Patrons to the Chateau Wrap Up channel and forum. Interviewing former viewers and Patrons who have been used, deceived, or spent/ sent huge sums of money to the Shittelaine due to the unfulfilled promises and love and light narrative is very informative to people coming to the channel.

I think many who had been duped by Stephanie Jarvis stay silent due to embarrassment, shame, or the lack of a venue to explain how they got caught up in the CD love and light fantasy and how they lost money, presents, and faith in people as a result of their connection to Stephanie Jarvis. Stephanie is a walking life lesson to anyone she encounters. It is usually not a positive life lesson, but a life lesson nonetheless.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Guess who will be slipping into the VIP bar tonight?

*I was going to wait and surprise y’all but the cats outta the bag now! I’ve had 2 of my little grands the last 2 nights- so it’s parfacccct timing for a night in the lounge!
Just one glass!!!

Lt's drink beer, dance like hags and do tequila slammers. I will also buy you a slippery nipple to remind you of PJ and a Screaming Orgasm in honour of Fanny's fake ones

 

[KyBourbon]

Patreon this social climbing little gob shite is certainly going to put some patreons off.

CLARRIE BURNOUT
2h
Great comment TerriTo Stella 65 years of age (one of the minor haters) there was wifi but perhaps Bex really was not interested in throwing haters of the Chateau any bones tbh. Why would she? You are internet roaches .Mathieu Guibert is the Chef at the Anne de Bretagne (Relais and Chateaux Hotel) I was there T Xmas and Manon is one of the Receptionistes. When you depart she brings guests iced water in one of their wonderful designer water flasks to keep. No attention to detail is spared. It's in La Plaine Sur Mer Love (3 miles from Pornic) look it up. Rumour has it you can park your tatty old van and sleep in the Super U carpark it would be about all you can afford Stella. (Mind your walking frame on the beaches they are not all sandy). Ask Jeeves where your pal Monte Crispy and Heathcliffe are? (And Haversham you are a "Has Been")

Patrons…ask yourself why sincere, legitimate questions about restoration or renovation progress are deleted while comments like this from Clarrie are allowed to remain? Stephanie has the final say on her channel, so clearly she’s ok with it. Why are you supporting this with your hard earned money?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Patrons…ask yourself why sincere, legitimate questions about restoration or renovation progress are deleted while comments like this from Clarrie are allowed to remain? Stephanie has the final say on her channel, so clearly she’s ok with it. Why are you supporting this with your hard earned money?

Mocking people on walking frames might not be a wise move

 

[vitanova]

From the Patreon video, it looks like Fanny used her new transactional gardener friend to gain special access to the Chelsea Garden show ( just like she did to another poor rube last year).

filthy chatelaine would have more chances to get access to CGS with me than berry gardener.

 

[suthern_lurker]

Lt's drink beer, dance like hags and do tequila slammers. I will also buy you a slippery nipple to remind you of PJ and a Screaming Orgasm in honour of Fanny's fake ones

Oh my! That would have me on the floor I’m sure! But husband says thanks!
I must say I’m a lightweight!
Cheap drunk
Or cheap date?
Never sure what that saying was!

 

[C'est moi]

That is so awesome…I can’t wait! The choice between the Birkenstocks and the high heels made me laugh so hard I was crying

#TeamHighHeels

But which would you have chosen? I know which I would have chosen!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Michael Petherick waking up this morning like…

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Actually in the morning, his hair is a bit more curly.

 

[Pyke]

wow, that's bad.. don't care where you work, not good. https://deadline.com/2023/05/escape...l-mouthed-rant-producer-channel-4-1235373126/

Given that Strawbridge spoke to professional tv producers like this Tattlers can only wonder what disgusting language spilt forth towards poor Michael Petherick, and Sadie. I wish they had recordings that they could sell to the press, it would be more dynamite against the smug Angel Adore. She will have damaged her brand in UK, no more voice overs or soft furnishings for the masses at Argos

 

[graciemckitten]

Patrons…ask yourself why sincere, legitimate questions about restoration or renovation progress are deleted while comments like this from Clarrie are allowed to remain? Stephanie has the final say on her channel, so clearly she’s ok with it. Why are you supporting this with your hard earned money?

Stephanie is supposed to police her comment section for her Patreon. By letting harassing comments to remain up in her comment section, she is impliedly endorsing the bullying, aggressive comments as acceptable in violation of Patreon policies.


Patreon would not be thrilled if they discovered the comments by some of the bullying commentors are linked to the owner and beneficiary of the Patreon account.

Terms of Use - December 14, 2023 — Patreon

Patreon is the best place for creators to build memberships by providing exclusive access to their work and a deeper connection with their communities.

www.patreon.com

 

[vitanova]

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The guest looking at Stephanie Jarvis...
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Look who is wearing the dress...
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she forgot to put pants or skirt on.

 

[C'est moi]

Guess who will be slipping into the VIP bar tonight?

*I was going to wait and surprise y’all but the cats outta the bag now! I’ve had 2 of my little grands the last 2 nights- so it’s parfacccct timing for a night in the lounge!
Just one glass!!!

Yay! Bienvenue chez VIP. Felicitations New blood. Knees up in the lounge, drinks on you tonight.

 

[Le Baiseur]

Patreon this social climbing little gob shite is certainly going to put some patreons off.

CLARRIE BURNOUT
2h
Great comment TerriTo Stella 65 years of age (one of the minor haters) there was wifi but perhaps Bex really was not interested in throwing haters of the Chateau any bones tbh. Why would she? You are internet roaches .Mathieu Guibert is the Chef at the Anne de Bretagne (Relais and Chateaux Hotel) I was there T Xmas and Manon is one of the Receptionistes. When you depart she brings guests iced water in one of their wonderful designer water flasks to keep. No attention to detail is spared. It's in La Plaine Sur Mer Love (3 miles from Pornic) look it up. Rumour has it you can park your tatty old van and sleep in the Super U carpark it would be about all you can afford Stella. (Mind your walking frame on the beaches they are not all sandy). Ask Jeeves where your pal Monte Crispy and Heathcliffe are? (And Haversham you are a "Has Been")

Clarrie is clearly imbalanced.
She needs to spend more time at the dermatologist and less time at the keyboard.

 

[C'est moi]

He's allergic, Dahling.

He looks like he could do with the protein...