The Chateau Diaries #24 The Church of Stephinology and the Order of the Spode

[Green Fairy]

Having never produced an heir or a spare ... I feel no need to justify it
Nor should you bite that statement

we are all unique in our own way -it’s what makes the world turn


some of the comments regarding her weight are appalling ...
lots of women struggle with post baby weight - it
#metoo -

Analise kids are smart - Engaging intelligent and charming ...
despite being in a building site

id rather be a chunky woman with personality and built for comfort

Than thin vacuous - and an inner biatch with control issues

SSB .... but your not all that
2 new decades of woman are fast approaching ...
and you haven’t gotten to grips your getting up the years -
I say this as you are on display
and you control the narrative...
it’s how you portray yourself - surrounded by mutant adolescent jumped up wannabes...
and that’s you natti n sir snort alot

as for Petherick
He has climbed so far up his own colon -
his constant cheek sucking —
just highlights his gums are snapping together .. as he too is starving

someone send them a few sausage rolls
They might gain back a better demeanour

No-one should be commenting on Annalise's weight, It's an absolutely monstrous thing to do. She's an amazing woman, a fantastic partner to Dan, a great mum, has her own skills and is a caring and kind human being. SJ is fair game as she's a major grifter, liar and manipulator who flirts like she's a silly teenager. Consider that Stephanie is od enough to be Annalise's mother, then think which one of them is more dignified. Annalise is grown-up and lovely and it's outrageous that people should be so judgemental.

 

[Linus]

In honour of @MojoDublin 's well-deserved promotion

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Exspodeliamus is the charm that compelled a fan to send more Spode to Grifters.

 

[MojoDublin]

I not medically able to have children. I guess I should just off myself because I’m just not going to be taken seriously.

I think being a bit heavy is great. It comes in handy in case you need chemo.

Having never produced an heir or a spare ... I feel no need to justify it
Nor should you bite that statement

we are all unique in our own way -it’s what makes the world turn


some of the comments regarding her weight are appalling ...
lots of women struggle with post baby weight - it
#metoo -

Analise kids are smart - Engaging intelligent and charming ...
despite being in a building site

id rather be a chunky woman with personality and built for comfort

Than thin vacuous - and an inner biatch with control issues

SSB .... but your not all that
2 new decades of woman are fast approaching ...
and you haven’t gotten to grips your getting up the years -
I say this as you are on display
and you control the narrative...
it’s how you portray yourself - surrounded by mutant adolescent jumped up wannabes...
and that’s you natti n sir snort alot

as for Petherick
He has climbed so far up his own colon -
his constant cheek sucking —
just highlights his gums are snapping together .. as he too is starving

someone send them a few sausage rolls
They might gain back a better demeanour

 

[ComtesseRose]

Watching Marie doing her flowers...

 

[Green Fairy]

So because she is lovely etc it's OK if she dies early? And if she gets diabetes in addition to her asthma? She probably already has metabolic syndrome. So this is what you would tell your kids or friends , too? I don't know about that. Btw I struggle myself with overweight and that's why I know that even 10 kg less would benefit her a lot

You don't know if she has medical conditions or what her situation is. My point is you SHOULDN'T BE COMMENTING ON HER WEIGHT. It's just such a 'Mean Girl' thing to do. And is so unnecessary. If as you say you struggle with your weight, would you not find it hurtful to find that people were commenting and judging you on it? And maybe mentioning you might die early? Do you honestly think that Annalise is unaware that she's overweight? It's like telling a guy who's 6'5", 'You're very tall'. You're defining Annalise by her weight and that's just plain wrong.

We should be sticking to the important tattle topics like Derek's unsettling art and his daughter's fixation with it. And whether Stefanny has set up a hospital bed in one of the attics so she can film vlogs from her 'sick bed'. And whether Sir Snortalot, manchild that he is, has taken advantage of his leader's absence to install a small petting zoo in his bedroom.

 

[FrenchGirl123]

And now people... let's speak of Dan's and Selmar's beauty, shape and age ! Hahaha !

 

[ComtesseRose]

"Hello. Actually Marie, how about you not being rude to people meaning well and may be concerned for you.
Please do not dismiss people's advice, in case they've experienced the same thing, or may be a professional. It's not very polite."

 

[Green Fairy]

I have to disagree. Not with your observations on SSB but on Annalise. To me she has an ordinary pretty face that will not age well at all - she needs to look after herself more. Putting on my tin hat now. Fire away...

I think Annalise is beautiful but she's not vain. So sometimes we see her without make-up, or when she's exhausted, or when she's running around after two toddlers. She's really a natural beauty. There's also a kindness and generosity of spirit in Annalise that shines through, and that's beautiful in itself.

 

[Clara Burnett]

Another fun fact to bite our fingernails on, still regarding the Jarvis' Fake Scholarship Scam and how it all started with a "gifted" dress from Mister Creep Spero himself. The video in which SJ received the third-hand-couture and acted all surprised premiered on December 11 2020. We already know the timeline made true surprise impossible, thanks to Percy posting pictures of the fitting rehearsal from somewhere in October 2020.
The 200th celebration vlog however showed an entry of those two female photographers, Renée Jacobs and Wendy Hicks. They organized the exhibition SeeingWomen 2020 at the shit-show-shat-oo that was held October 2 till October 4 2020. In order to set up that show, they probably arrived before that. Probably end of September?
Their entry in the congratulation-vlog shows many pictures they took from SJ in that golden-shower-drag-queen-rag, thus confirming the fakeness of the whole Chateau Unwrapped "haute-couture" vlog.
How I love it when she exposes herself like that!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Does this prove that Patreons are paying for the Madrid shenaningans?

Yes . This is exclusive Patreon only stuff:

He’s actually in Madrid on business, collecting tons of video materials for his next vlog that will be out on Sunday (please don’t ask me what date). He’s visiting art museums and ice cream shops. Also, he’s vlogging about new restaurants, coffee shops and tapas bars he’s trying out for the joy and pleasure of his Patrons. He might also do a review of the AirB&B flat he and his escort are staying at like what NoLifeRyan’s been doing with his cameraman/travel buddy.

Gstavooo might even do a guest appearance and cook a recipe he learned from Le Cordon Bleu using his SMEG toaster! It’s all for the joy and pleasure of his viewers, supporters and Patrons. He might swing by Lalande when he returns to Paris, since Lalande is on the way from Paris to Montenay. He might stay at Lalande for 14 days to make up for lost times with SJ. He heard she got sick so he plans to make her espresso Martini to help in her recovery and cook a nice meaty, cheesy lasagna for everyone (so he can piss on lactose-intolerant BJJ and vegetarian Marie) and finally collect all his GAG gifts from Beryl while in quarantine.

And OH, he’s making a special exclusive artwork for his high tier patrons that everyone else will get for Christmas which will be mailed around February 2022. Please send him a self-addressed stamped envelop if you want one.

There’s so much to look forward to from DIO! Please don’t share this on Tattle Life. They suck my creativity out. If I don’t vlog, blame the Tattlers. Stay tuned, f*ckers.
xoxo MPK

 

[Violetty]

A mockery indeed and a rather shameful one too. In regards to SA scholarships and the Jarvis attitude towards them: in 2016 IJ loudly advocated for the removal of Ntokozo Qwabe from Oxford University by revoking his Rhodes Scholarship, asking everyone at the shit show to sign a petition to get him kicked out, which was later rejected by the university.
Ntokozo Qwabe was one of the founders of the Rhodes Must Fall campaign at Oxford, a protest movement that began on 9 March 2015, originally directed against a statue at the University of Cape Town (UCT) that commemorates Cecil Rhodes. The campaign for the statue's removal received global attention and led to a wider movement to "decolonize" education across South Africa.
The Jarvis' siding against the Rhodes Must Fall movement is rather telling for the way they are involved with SA "education" now, isn't it?

I was very sad to read this, although not altogether surprised.
One piece of 'good' news though: I noticed this morning that Sperm Villioti's plan to jump onto the SJ grifting patreon bandwagon has, so far, been a spectacular failure:

Made my day!

 

[tuffiti]

Have taken the liberty of creating the voting post, don´t shoot me

Copied the ones MojoDublin already bookmarked, and added the forgotten one from ProfessorPlum as well as the ones suggested on the last few pages. Hopefully I didn´t leave any suggestions out.

The Church of Stephinology - Doesn´t matter the TRUTH - It’s what’s BELIEVED @MojoDublin
Stephanie Unwrapped! Tattle peels off the layers of grift! @Gibson
Petition walls coming down. Problematic petition being found. Easter going into lockdown @lalablahblah
The Church of Stephinology and the Malfunction in the Bullshittery @ProfessorPlum
The Church of Stephinology: In less than two days... she rose again from the bed! @Marquis de Potpourri
The Church of Stephinology: TARDIS editing. Timeline flux. Send more money and gifts 'cos I don't give a fuck. @Geordieboy71

 

[ProfessorPlum]

She tells us in the tile video that the people Daddy drew are naked and frolicking and three of those people are herself, Nick and Michael Potts. She is telling us her father drew her naked and she is going to spend Patreon money to have the images ‘restored’ to the kitchen. We don’t know if she posed for the picture or at what age, if Daddy drew his daughter’s naked body from memory or imagination, but he did draw it; she tells us so. Did Mummy know? What was her role? We don’t know. We do know that he did draw his daughter naked and she wants to talk to us her viewers about that, even as she thinks she’s speaking about nothing more than tiles and restoration work.

We also know, as a matter of fact, not snark, that SJ surrounds herself with Daddy’s pictures of naked people and sex acts, including one over the mantle in her own bedroom. She is determined to legitimize his work, the tamer pieces at any rate, by marketing them as gift wrap or prints for top-paying patrons. She wants to make it OK and she wants us to play along with her in this belief, so we too can be complicit.

One of the queasiest moments for me was when she and Mummy visited the older Frenchman with the impeccable little garden. Mummy was flirting it up big time (her husband being far away in SA) and stood very close to the man. He lifted his hands to put to her face, as if he were about to kiss her. No, no! Mummy said, not moving. When she got what she wanted, a massive head of lettuce, she turned to the camera and whispered, See? I always get something nice when I come here! Personally, I thought she couldn’t have been more repellent. I thought, if she’d carry on like that for a free head of lettuce, what would she do for a cucumber?

It is amazing, and sad, when people lack self-awareness and understanding, and put themselves and their histories on public display.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

If she was only there 48 hours why was all that stuff brought in? I mean by the time Philip went home to get it all, drive back she'd only have a day or so left. Suddenly Jenny's gone (she was staying 2 weeks), she is in her bedroom despite renovations going on outside her door and torrential rain in the middle of days of gorgeous blue skies. And before cleaning out the attic and laying of insulated floor (reminder it is open to elements, bats, owls) they are going to haul wardrobes up there to store fabrics. Hope the $8000 F. fabric is wrapped in plastic.

Great observation. I made my mom (a doctor--for those new here) watch endure CD over at dinner and she was surprised. She said, normally, people under observation don't bring stuff from home apart from a perhaps book or an electronic gadget. She said SJ might have been admitted to HIC (Hospital Inpatient Confinement) after the 48-hour observation. [After watching, my beloved mother said, "Is this what you do with your spare time these days?" I told her, SJ is my case study.]

Sláinte!" (picture of Gustavoooo from 2028)

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Grifting and Scroungery School for Chatelaines.
Headmistress of All: Mademoiselle Fanny Jarviiiiis
Deputy Headmaster of the Tassel: Monsieur Philippe
Dean of Admissions and Determiner of Gifts: Mademoiselle Natti
Professor of Herbology: Madame Isabel
Professor of Pathetic Floristry: Mademoiselle Marie
Professor of Septic Sciences: Monsieur Selmar
Professor of Magical In-bred Creatures: Lady Jenny Peahen
Professors of Arithmancy: The Ians
Professor of Defense of the Tattler Arts: Monsieur M. Petherick

 

[FrankieG]

This site is to let people talk openly about those characters associated with the Chateau. Every small detail examined and often criticised. Therefore to show no concern regarding Annilees would make it "the elephant in the room". People came to this site as commenting honestly on FB was not allowed, do we really want that here?

I came here because I was starting to be skeptical about the Chateau money thing and alarm bells were ringing loudly for me. That is my only reason. I won't speak for anyone else. I stay because there are some pretty amusing and very resourceful people here. I don't care about anyone's body weight, hair colour, teeth, who they are sleeping with, etc. What does Annaliese's weight have to do with anything? Talk about it, by all means. Be nasty about it or not. Hide your talk behind "concern" for her health, if you want, but it is not my business. Annaliese is fat. Dan has bad teeth. Philip is losing his hair. There. It has been said. How many different ways can someone say the same thing? Can we please move on?
Does anyone know how many people are expected for Easter in the midst of the third wave of a pandemic? Is Stephanie avoiding paying taxes on her hard-grifted money? Will any of the jobs that are slowly getting started actually be finished? Where is the downstairs loo at? Where do they keep the Kool-aid? I am of a mind to phone the shatoo and ask a few questions myself! Calling all Mojo's agents! Report to base immediately! Aston Martin and martinis ready for takeout only, due to pandemic.

 

[Clara Burnett]

Makes a mockery of the Laland scholarship.

A mockery indeed and a rather shameful one too. In regards to SA scholarships and the Jarvis attitude towards them: in 2016 IJ loudly advocated for the removal of Ntokozo Qwabe from Oxford University by revoking his Rhodes Scholarship, asking everyone at the shit show to sign a petition to get him kicked out, which was later rejected by the university.
Ntokozo Qwabe was one of the founders of the Rhodes Must Fall campaign at Oxford, a protest movement that began on 9 March 2015, originally directed against a statue at the University of Cape Town (UCT) that commemorates Cecil Rhodes. The campaign for the statue's removal received global attention and led to a wider movement to "decolonize" education across South Africa.
The Jarvis' siding against the Rhodes Must Fall movement is rather telling for the way they are involved with SA "education" now, isn't it?

 

[Espe]

She's probably realised that she can't get back to England and for some reason doesn't want to go home to Norway

I admit I liked Marie when I first watched the Chateau vlogs. I felt a bit sorry for her having to do all the cooking and because she seemed fragile mentally. Now, I find her increasingly irritating. Her voice and manner are annoying and she is so passive aggressive when she gets stressed or if anyone disagrees with her. I find it surprising that she managed to hold down jobs in hospitality which must have been quite stressful at times and she doesn't seem to me to be much of a team player. Despite her saying how lovely it is at LL, it is obvious that she has often been unhappy and stressed. Staying on will not help her. Of course, she'll get a bit more exposure and no doubt some more money. I see she is begging for patreons to pay each month if they want advice videos, she will no longer do them for free on You Tube. She has become a grifter, trained by the resident expert, no doubt!

 

[Sasha Groves]

This is the comment:

She really can be opinionated and pissy. She was getting irritated over the noise Dan was making (how dare he work) when she was making her latest YouTube video, the whole ‘come dine with me’ ugliness, marking out her own side of the kitchen table while wearing a sour face and firing out dirty looks. It’s not just SJ who has a side to her!!