The Chateau Diaries #234 LieLande you'd have to be mad to work there, just a coincidence that everyone is

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The before pics of that kitchen cupboard were so much nicer. If Fanny wants to save those grubby doors put them in the stable and not in a kitchen which should be clean ,able to be wiped down and sanitized....ugh she wrecks everything she touches
 
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omfg, annemarie's equipement full of dust in the middle of the crap room, it is almost as if she did show it to him on purpose to give him anxiety ... or heart attack
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FFS, that’s disgustingly lazy, a fire hazard and home sweet home to rodents. Not a brain cell between them. Bet they’ll be a massive clean up before mummy gets there and SJ is so desperate for content she’ll probably show it!
 
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The before pics of that kitchen cupboard were so much nicer. If Fanny wants to save those grubby doors out them in the stable and not in a kitchen which should be clean ,able to be wiped down and sanitized....ugh she wrecks everything she touches
Also, that completely white bathroom was absolutely serene and clutter free. Yet, she won’t rest and can’t wait to wallpaper it to turn it into yet another seizure coop.
 
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I didn't know whether to give your post a heart or a laugh emoji - "does he hump the walls to get them dried faster" had me belly laughing!
But you're right - if they put in minimal effort every day, this would have been completed - and probably more thoughtfully, too - without us having to see "CRISIS" in her thumbnail.

On another note, Philip looks miserable here. GOOD!
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I'm curious how he managed to get a line of ceiling paint across his lady garden...
@lyna explained it - he dry humps the walls to get them to dry faster!
 
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handyman.....but
Fanny should just get a weekly dumpster there instead of piling up garbage and then getting rid of it. No planning , no organization, no plans. All last minute. That's the Shit show way.
I'm now worried about those swallows nesting just above that rubbish. I hope its moved asap before the babies fledge and drop down into it

And Dan's now damaged the rental van by knocking the wing mirror off or something. He also damaged the car he had on loan from the garage while his was in for repair.
 
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The before pics of that kitchen cupboard were so much nicer. If Fanny wants to save those grubby doors put them in the stable and not in a kitchen which should be clean ,able to be wiped down and sanitized....ugh she wrecks everything she touches
I don’t get why they have to be nasty because they are the original doors?
Clean them and paint them-
they are STILL the original doors (the wood)!
Geez!!! That precious filth!
* But really just an excuse to NOT clean them!
 
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My favorite line from today's vlog in regard to the tie backs could be a thread title "philip stop dangling thaaat in front of me! " How many times has she uttered this phrase!
It's no use if it dangles...
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Yes . . . all of that lovely historical, dirty 'patina'.
Ever watch the movie Shrek?

The door has layers. Like an onion.
 
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Hey Squirrel....... take a look at Nic Tightpants .... he has just bought lots of table wear and he says he loves cutlery ...... you should stalk him next.
Pity he is like you - not much $$$ and looking for his next sugar daddy .
 
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They got the hoover for free ? I would love one have spine damage find hoovering very difficult maybe I should do a go fund me
You can get a less expensive one, especially during sales. We previously owned Roombas (they kept breaking), but bought a Shark a few years ago, and love it! I still manually vacuum every few days (unfortunately, it doesn't do furniture, but that would be lovely!). The only downsides are: you've got to remember to empty the home station bin every few days (it picks up A LOT- how two tiny dogs shed so much I have no idea), it leaves black marks on my baseboards that I am constantly wiping off with a magic eraser, and every so often, it'll get stuck somewhere. (If any of you Tattlers has figured out a solution for your robot vac scuffing up your baseboards, let me know!) They really are worth the money.
 
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Boy they sure can "get a move on" when they have to!
That is the way lazy people act.
I do hope the people who are coming and paying for the pleasure of staying there see that last CD. !!!
Thats the Care she takes of her business.

I am not going there with that stupid English Weed Garden !
 
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Suggestion - “They’re original to the chateau” isn’t an excuse for living in filth for 18 years!
 
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FFS, that’s disgustingly lazy, a fire hazard and home sweet home to rodents. Not a brain cell between them. Bet they’ll be a massive clean up before mummy gets there and SJ is so desperate for content she’ll probably show it!
instead of wasting time giving viewers a tour of the mess, why not just pull out their combined fingers and get on with doing the work. Or here's an idea. Just hire a team of paid cleaners!
 
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