The Chateau Diaries #233 Lie-Lande, it's halfway to completion or halfway to disintegrating!

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I’ve been trying to change my name but can’t figure it out, honestly I comment shit in my real name on you tube and no one cares!
I do that was well. I trust these nutcases as far as I can throw my house, therefore a separate account that I also use as my recovery account. Rather than change my name I just went to Google and created an entirely separate Gmail account for this. I’m sure @Jules100 has already figured out the connection between the two. It’s subtle but obvious at the same time.
 
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Amuary leaving the shitoo at the end of each day to go home. For a split second I did wonder if it's a long drive because Amuary would fall asleep at the wheel from exhaustion, but then I remembered Natti could drive because she does SFA each day.
 
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In the Patron video, Fanny is nervously over explaining why Armoire and Ñutty moved out of the Dump. Her hands were waving nonstop. She repeatedly claimed work life balance as the reason for them moving and that they had been searching for a house for a long time ( not her non stop exploitation of Cuz 24/7 at the Dump).

Fanny appears with paint on her hands, and, of course, she is urgently painting a room for guests, and goes thru crises at the Dump today, including the lights in the kitchen not working, and delays in hot water reaching the guest rooms, Armoire and Ñutty had already moved out of th3 Dump.

Armoire and Nutty ate dinner at the dump.Armoire appeared overjoyed, relieved, somewhat relaxed, and was laughing. Maria was upset that the dog no longer lived at the dump.

Fanny is using video footage taken by Pavlina and Maria of the Orthodox Easter services as content for the CD video on Thursday.

Armoire’s home is very close to the Dump.
 
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Rinse and repeat.
 
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I wonder when they actually moved out, (broke away from the cult). And another thing while I’m on a rant, why would have those guest the week before opening so you’re painting a room at night, I couldn’t tell if it was early morning or evening what a shit show
 
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Not that it matters, but as this thread closes, I was feeling guilty about saying I "hated" Stuey and Patty's kitchen.
I should hold my critical judgement until it is finished. I just expected or wanted ( hey its not my kitchen. I get no say as it should be) it to fit in better within a chateau environment. I know they both want a very efficient, working , modern kitchen, but I was just surprised by the choices they made. So saying I hated it was just being snarky and critical. I will be Interested in how it turns out once completely finished.
 
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Armoire and Nutty moving out….I love it! I’m positive that a lot of it had to do with PhiPhi giving orders as if he’s the idiot in charge. I’m also sure Dan got away from the Dump because of Snorts, too. I also think Armoire got tired of doing all the work while Fanny and her stupid “boyfriend” gallivanted around Europe, ate out, drank, bought tat, and tried on each other’s dresses. I think Armoire sees the same thing we all see here…Fanny collects boatloads of money every month…so why is HE doing all this work? Why can’t she hire anyone else? Why does she keep getting survey after survey? Armoire isn’t stupid…he knows his cuz is a fraud. And, finally, I think Armoire senses that things aren’t right with the finances…and he probably wants to put some distance between himself and Fanny. SJ’s ship is sinking…she’s losing everyone except her idiot boyfriend who’s trying to take over and is going to run her into the ground in the process.
 
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Between Natalie smirking over his shoulder, his attitude, and what's up with that expression he used, it looks the tits...???
Yeah he doesn't give a rat's behind...
Stick him with a fork, he's done...
He's done, done, done...
 
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I wonder just how imperative this move was due to the prancing ponce ordering Anne-Marie around and lording his douchiness over all?
Sadly, I bet the Prancing Ponce sees Amuary & Natti moving out as a 'Big Win' - 2 fewer people in the shitoo close to Fanny & cramping his style
 
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Sadly, I bet the Prancing Ponce sees Amuary & Natti moving out as a 'Big Win' - 2 fewer people in the shitoo close to Fanny & cramping his style
I’d say you’re right on the money. Perhaps when it all collapses the authorities will give him and his Splenda Momma adjoining cells? Do they make prison jumpsuits in yellow toile?!?
 
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I had just turned four and we were goin to visit my Aunt in SI, had never met her. Still had a dummy, I can still remember standing in front of thr coal range holding it, while the whole family were telling me to throw it away. My Aunt was a stickler and would not have approved. I did it and had a glorious holiday from what I remember. Also must of got the approval of my Aunt as she left me an inheritance, but didn't other family members.

All because of a dummy, a fire and family support.
 
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Phase two of Amaury's escape can be sellling his workshop gear to Benoit who is now flush from the Go Fund Me success.
 
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I’d say you’re right on the money. Perhaps when it all collapses the authorities will give him and his Splenda Momma adjoining cells? Do they make prison jumpsuits in yellow toile?!?
Not the Splenda Momma
This is why I can’t ever leave tattle
 
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Thread title?

“We can only hope and pray the Gay Twank is the next one to move out!”
 
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Nothing like right time and right place how did he ever get a TV show interested
The film course, the drone, the audition tapes (filming for Fanny), quitting Lalande, the new teeth, the trips to London, the very first video where they discovered the building and tried to set up a go fund me…..all those pieces have been in motion for some time.

He went to London to pitch his show and they bought it. He just needed to unload one wife and he was free to forge ahead.

somewhere Dan has a big ol’ vision board.

and, it would be damn funny if the quiet gardener who didn’t really want to appear on camera in those first vlogs becomes the most famous.
 
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