The Chateau Diaries #215 When Grandpa gives you a tureen at age 12, even he knows you're a queen!

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Gertrude Maud

The tiles are beautiful.

They are hinting about a delivery for next Tuesday.
Billy jokes it's the biggest piece of furniture in France.
I have a feeling it's the massive cupboard that he and Ryan were recently looking at in a brocante.
It would look fab in the kitchen.


Albee said:
He has an idea but hasn’t shared it.
I think they are going to convert the convent into a luxury home.
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I agree.
He makes out he hasn't a plan but I think he knows exactly what he will do with the convent.
 
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Yebo

Almost like running a lunatic asylum
 
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MRShavershamsdress

How beautiful and a wonderful recommendation. The difference between these folks and Staph is that she doesn’t care a fig about LaLande and never has. It was a party palace in the summer season. The rest of the year it was never intended for them to inhabit. Maybe at holidays. As has been pointed out before it was supposed to be reno’d on the cheap and flipped. Pervy and Fanny didn’t do their research, they didn’t know whether renovated or not it was never going to be an easy sale. That is, unless they found another foreign sucker. Then they would’ve still been on the hook for a decade over the shoddy repairs and additions!
 
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Jeeves

Fast forward through the latest offering from Andrew of Two Puffs and a Pug. (Should that be one Puff, One Pig and Two pugs?) He is without Ricardo and his dogs and has to rely on bossing his poor old mum about as she films him making sausage and mash. He describes it as "luxury", despite using packet mashed potato ( ). The end result looks more like a dog's dinner but I suspect even the dogs would turn their noses up. Perhaps he's taking guidance from the Lelande snorter and we can look forward to him sorting through his mum's knicker drawer next. Ricardo must be enjoying the break but poor old Mum!

 
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JackSpratt

I thought I'd piss myself off, so I watched the latest vlog.

So they've been renting out rooms with crap skirting boards and friggin gaps around the bath and idiots have been paying for the privilege! What the hell have they been doing all these years, only now doing the snagging! Still, atleast the correct type of plaster board has been used by the window, the type that is damp resistant.

Christ if Armoire takes that long over each radiator cover because she'll have a different design for each bloody room, it'll be going on for years.

Phiphi might be ill as he's so cold, lets hope it's laryngitis, so he shuts the fuck up. He's an uneducated snob, MDF is shit. God I'd love to slap him!

I even shouted at the computer when Armoire said he had a massive plank, yeah the one who wouldn't shut his trap stood next to him.



 
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Albee

KiKiGee said:
The fall from grace will happen. Mark my words...

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There is no way anyone watching the drivel she is producing lately thinks ‘ ah let me become a patroon’. Those numbers are fixed.
 
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TorontoGWM

Mama’s stripping, but Teresa and Ashtray do not need anymore unpainted wood in their cha-oh! There’s already too much!

 
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Granola Chic

Busy Busy Bees in this week's video!
Window fixed for "structural purposes." (giant eye roll)
Wandering the garden without a care in the world (usually, if the daffodils are sprouting, its a sign the Christmas tree needs to come down)
Oh, and one tiny little radiator cover. At this rate, her cuz will be 80 before they are all installed.
And finally, in other news, the pretend child partner dressed as a boy this week.



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JackSpratt

I think that's what most of us and now (finally) by the sounds of it her avid viewers and patrons want is for them all to get their fingers out of their arses and get some bloody work done and show some believable and substantial results.
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

Lady Avonlea said:
In the Patreon video Fanny mumbled something about Nic coming to visit soon. The question is whether Nic is coming on his own or whether Marie and Antoine join him. When is the next school break in the Netherlands?
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they live in Belgium...and if somebody else answered it already my applologies...have so much catching up to do.. the holidays in Begium start at 20-2 and it depends....Flanders has one week and Wallonie and Brussels have two weeks from that..
 
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Lochness Monster

Yebo said:
Well he's unemployable and who else would represent the other branch of the crime family and keep an eye on his delinquent cousin and her scheming gigalo/actor friend?
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The guy that started fixing the terrace and were going to fix the John the Baptist window vault thingy… if bun man can fix the chateau WHY has he not started fixing the terrace before.
The terrace restorers pulled out handfuls of moss from the gutter gargoyles and she and squirrel laughed. He explained that due to that the terrace was being destroyed. They could easily have maintained that and saved lots of damage.

Fanny is paying him to make completely over the top engineered radiator covers which will take ages for him to make due to the decorator giving directions that he has no idea of with scale etc.
Fanny wanted panelling in the peacock bedroom too. So much stuff never happens .
What about the bin covers he and Natty were going to make at the weekend as a project?
Squirrel is allergic to eggs. He has never eaten asparagus or artichoke . She is widely traveled he must be a real drag in tour.
 
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JackSpratt

I so hope her reputation goes before her.

Do you think she'd be savy enough to employ Omberline n Kev (pity her name's not Berverly remember the advert with Bev n Kev and that she keeps Kev away from Fanny), Kirsty and when he was there Dan on Cheque Emploi Service? Or would that have been too simple That obviously doesn't account for Twitty bollocks aka Roy Woods love child, who knows what's the gen there. Pavlova??? yet another query.
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

jetje goes dutch is a real woman...she has or had her own channel...she is disabled and has a lott of healthissues. i watched a few of her vlogs.....i do think a lott of her followers have issues...otherwise they would see through Fannies fraudulous antics...when you want escapism from real life... i think there are better ways and even better YT channels..
 
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KiKiGee



Nell`s Travel Kitchen
4 hours ago
Completely shocked...there are more bedrooms that require work/repairs? Radiator covers for a bathroom instead of clearing and shoring up of the rooms above the Grand Salon? Madness.
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Rosie Hugh
2 hours ago
Why be shocked when it's not your château, you don't live and work there, and you are not part of the decision-making process? Rest assured, they know better than you what the priorities and constraints are. Don't you have enough going on in your own life?
 
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