The Chateau Diaries #214 A middle aged woman and her gay boyfriend shops with money from fools.

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What's this?!? It looks like we've got a sparkly new VIP to add to the ranks! CONGRATULATIONS @mrsp67!!! Here are your keys to the VIP lounge! @TorontoGWM has already named the next , so you'll be up to name the following thread (#216), which at this rate, will be by tomorrow night!
 
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Speaking of new money, I'm still not recovered from the fact that Jarvis spent THOUSANDS of dollars in shipping and lost revenue for a couple hundred bucks worth of auction items. HOW. Dumb as a box of rocks.
Fanny is dumb as a box of rocks, but crazy like a fox.
 
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Caroline Kaiser
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I loved tat you’ve kept the names of the bedrooms to honor the history of the château. You have said that the name of the rooms where your apartment is has been called the “wiliwanka”
Does anyone know what “williwanka” is in reference to? I expect it’s less innocent than this, but I googled it and the result was Willy Wonka. Veruca Salt seems more fitting
https://giphy.com/vO8F4fYQd39h6
 
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My cats and my students fart with impunity. I know they are sniffers, the evil little buggers.
My dog was scratching yesterday and did a loud fart - but I'm sure he didn't sniff it - he's not that kind of guy.
 
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Katherine Mason
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Is it still in the plans to discuss the accounting from Patreon? I thought you mentioned previously that you would be sharing it with us after the accountants got through it? I'm really interested in seeing how the group in Patreon has made an impact on the Chateau projects

Haven't you been watching the vlogs? Patreon has heavily impacted the clothes and shoes Phi has been buying SJ, the trips, the decorative objects. Duh...


Megan Madaris
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What’s a dream destination for you that you still haven’t visited yet but is on your list?

Depends how much money is in the coffers...

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Put up Steve's tiles, work on the attic rooms, yew definitely paint the cabinet in the kitchen with the nasty dirty hand marks, wash the windows,
 
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That’s what I think she is moving toward. Why not have self catered gites.
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Oooh I forgot about the cleaners & isn’t Pavlina a Gardner?
Yay @mrsp67 is a VIP, at least we know there will be sandwiches in the VIP lounge this Friday night!!

Congrats!
See you there and I'll buy you a Beer, Cocktail and/or Champagne!

 
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Why do I get the feeling that Snorty is the charity. Snorty spends his time selling grabeaux items online (ex: ebay, auction houses) and lining his pockets with the proceeds. It keeps Snorty busy and out of Mummy's Fanny's hair and is how Mummy Fanny let's her son earn his spending allowance.
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I remember last year -or was it the year before?- during advent we went through a thread per a day or two… Good times!
Only difference between now and then is that now there is absolutely nothing 'NOTHING' happening at the shitoo, Fanny is posting fewer vlogs and we aren't in lock-down and tied to our computers 24-7. Yet, here we are now continuing to hold Fanny accountable & keeping ourselves amused, all at the speed of light. Tattlers Rule!

How can you tell the difference between a Tattler and a LieLander? Tattlers move fast!
 
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And how many years did she live there before Andi took a roundabout...???
 
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So, what questions do tartlets have for Fanny?

Questions for the Q&A!
Hello lovely people!
Many of you have asked for a Q&A, and I realise it’s been quite a while since we’ve had one, so I’ll answer your questions in the next Patreon video. Please leave your questions in the comment section of this post. I look forward to reading them!
Love,
Stephanie x
 
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Did they do a collab with the artist Andi this past Christmas? Another one that hasn't been there in a while. Is Phi phi alienating her from everyone or is she doing that. Super weird.
 
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I am not a Patron, but since Fanny reads here, "WHERE ARE THE ACCOUNTS?!?" (Since @Luna20 is currently traveling, I'm on it!)
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I'm a bit confused - when the rain falls where does it run off too? I see a small conduit there, but is that viable? I envision the water building up and seeping in under the door frame.
I thought the very same thing- oh vey, is Dan making a shallow bath tub?!? Is this the "bath" he promised Annaliese? I initially thought, perhaps, the circular center he was dusting off was a drainage gate, but it was just a decorative stone. SMH- I really hope he thought this one through.
 
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Wow! All of this is so… interesting and ummm… befuddling! From my humble perspective it seems like the locomotive is huge and letting off hissing puffs of hot steam (those that are the ridiculous YouTube heroes and saviours of the Lala brand). The whistle blaring full force but has yet to leave the station! Unless it actually has I’m left behind.
I think you’re on a different platform @Jules100 than myself and am glad to read all your posts that indicate you have been reasonable and responsibly vigilant. OR maybe the wifi on the private VIP jet is stellar and the fuel infinite (just joking). I’m sure at this point Mojo has hired a lifetime of incredible pilots and VIP staff for your disposal.


Many thanks @ComtesseRose for a new thread again and again and again and… I’m bracing myself for @TorontoGWM next thread’s title.
 
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Is the garden behind the Chapel dead yet?

Your Mother is looking ill and tired - why are you not looking after her properly?

Will Squirrel ever get a dog ?

Do you think you might get a tattoo and if so - what of ?

Do you have a Fatty Liver ?

When travelling - how much do you buy duty-free ?

Will Gerry and you do a DNA test -- you know, just for fun ?

Does Squirrel Boyfriend get on your wick sometimes?????

Do you have rats at the Chateau?

Do you have a Black Credit Card yet?

and finally ......

Do you know that most people hate your Daddy's paintings ???
 
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