toxic something. more toxic that old water from radiators.The list is getting long. Haters, menopausal hags, trolls, hellhounds, nasty witches, gobshites, and snide cows... Have I missed anyone? I don't mean to offend by omission.
The Chateau Diaries #212 So, Philip is a prostitute? Stephanie Jarvis is really bad with money!
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No one is more addicted to Tattle than Fanny and her Misfits. They are like a murderer returning to the crime scene. They do something they know is wrong (or lie) and scurry back here to see if they were caught. Tattle is the ultimate focus group. Yes we sometimes like to poke fun and sometimes the conversation gets off track, but we are, for the most part, serving up your daily dose of truth bombs. Sometimes the truth hurts, doesn’t it Fanny & Friends?
You want us to stop? Sure.
Show us the books. Be transparent about the Patreon money. This starts and ends with the fortune you’ve been lucky enough to amass for the restoration of your personal residence. This property is not in the national trust of France and has no benefit for the general public. It plays no important role in France’s history.
Put an end to the gift grab. It’s beyond disgusting and I personally would be satisfied with it ending now. the meagre self-serving donations that are reciprocated with perks for you (dresses, discounts, statues) are vile, and can be done another way without Granny’s sending you prezzies.
Roll up your sleeves and start earning your $40K+ Patreon piggy bank with honest sweat equity. In two plus years I’ve seen not a stitch sewn by your own hands, except, perhaps a lick of paint, one plant planted and a strip of wallpaper hung with Gerry’s help. so lazy!
Get going on real restoration and quit excessive shopping and luxury travel on your fanbase’s dime.
Tell the truth. We do.
Keep your support squirrel, but please shut his trap behind the camera.
….we know she never will so we must serve as her missing conscience And hold her to account.
You want us to stop? Sure.
Show us the books. Be transparent about the Patreon money. This starts and ends with the fortune you’ve been lucky enough to amass for the restoration of your personal residence. This property is not in the national trust of France and has no benefit for the general public. It plays no important role in France’s history.
Put an end to the gift grab. It’s beyond disgusting and I personally would be satisfied with it ending now. the meagre self-serving donations that are reciprocated with perks for you (dresses, discounts, statues) are vile, and can be done another way without Granny’s sending you prezzies.
Roll up your sleeves and start earning your $40K+ Patreon piggy bank with honest sweat equity. In two plus years I’ve seen not a stitch sewn by your own hands, except, perhaps a lick of paint, one plant planted and a strip of wallpaper hung with Gerry’s help. so lazy!
Get going on real restoration and quit excessive shopping and luxury travel on your fanbase’s dime.
Tell the truth. We do.
Keep your support squirrel, but please shut his trap behind the camera.
….we know she never will so we must serve as her missing conscience And hold her to account.
You are correct. The consulates did close the doors. They are working from undisclosed locations. And not only the Dutch, it's the British, Belgium, German, Swedish and French consulates which are closed. So all these countries are at risk too. Please be careful too especially with Carnival in Brabant coming up!
no..thank god no....i wonder who made or designed them??
.. shall we ask Caroline Gooder...the oracle of Lielande... 
she must have the answer...
He's in a cot at the end of the bed.
Or just keep some old wine bottles, much cheaper.
Hash was hunting for a chateau in the area and volunteered at the heap. He has also a carpentry business and gave a quote for the China cabinet which was too high. He wasn't a friend. He was indeed Indian and made Indian food or perhaps that was another volunteer.
Edit: eeew I sound Like Caroline no good ever!
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........and not to be confused with this Macron eitherYes you did! And here's one of her fans reactions to further confuse the issue of macarons, macaroons and possibly macaroni as well. View attachment 1931673
I prefer Japanese makarons.
You and me both, couldn't agree with you more @Luna20.
Cheers to that - mine's a glass of something long and chilled and I will get the first round in to celebrate that fact!
Collectively, we here on TL are a group of far more experienced in life, knowledgeable, diverse, intelligent and extremely humorous people than any "cult like" commentators on CD, without a shadow of a doubt.
They do wonderful things with weave these days!
Their table wine comes in boxes a la Chateau de Cardboard. The label isn't embarrassing, the box is. Can't be dragging that thing to a table full of paying guests. The horror!
i am very thankfull for living in the country...sometimes i go out in the moring and i find the door was unlocked..during the night...my husband works sometimes at night....and goes for a walk with the dogs before he goes to bed....he isnt so carefull as I am.... when i have to be in Amsterdam or The Hague i am always very carefull... thats why i dont wear expensive juwelry nor desingercloths when i dont have to...
I lived in Sri Lanka when there was a war going on...especially my mother was horrified something would happen...my father not so...he was in the resistance in the second world war... he always said..use your brains and stay away out of big crowds..especially in big cities..
Carnival was fun when we were young...when i drink too much these days, i have a headache for days...its not worth it..i enjoyed it wearing a mask and dressing up...so nobody would be able to know who you were...
They’re also called globe chandeliers. They’re classified as an “industrial vintage” style…but it looks more like a mashed-up Frankenstein style to me! People use them in the trendy “farmhouse decor” that’s popular in the US right now…which might be fitting for SJ’s farmhouse!
Boxes of inexpensive wine decanted for paying guests, but bottles of expensive champagne and wines gleefully uncorked for the owners of the Crumbling castle. That’s so LaLande!
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Do you think they someone just found the chandelier lamps and fashioned crude wire cages around them ? The “cages” are so crudely made to encase the chandelier element.
F4F truly is a tasteless maker. I have learned a lot about tasteless decor from Fanny and her decorating choices and purchases for the Dump. Fanny is like a walking public service announcement/ cautionary tale on how not to restore power, renovate, or decorate a crumbling castle.
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You also never leave leftover wine in the decanters after the meal. My grandmother’s cook would always keep whatever was left for sauces or stocks. It wasn’t wasted. Leaving the wine in will eventually cloud the crystal. Also, as the wine has been aerated in the decanting process it begins to degrade rapidly. Port can be left in it’s decanter as it’s a fortified wine, usually with brandy.
i remember when i was in the early nineties in London...around Camden Market...that there were young artists creating things like that...also other decorstuff etc..dont remember those lamps, but it gets that vibe to me..
Of course, Fanny wants to hang on to a broken wicker chair covered in bird poop because Mummy sat on it. Oh the memories!
And also keeps an outdated lamp/table because it was in the farmhouse when she bought it. It was probably a charity purchase back then.
Up to the attic you go for another 20 years gathering wood worm, dust and bat tit.
If it’s broken fix it. If it’s truly sentimental or valuable, fix it or take a photo of it for your memory box.
if Your 40+ room personal residence (of no historical significance) is bursting at the seams with stuff, YOU have a problem.
Id like to issue a challenge to Fanny and her misfits, absolutely nothing new (or old) comes in to the farmhouse for one whole month, no soup turines, no silverware, no scrap of fabric, no laboutins, no hedgehogs paraphernalia, no frames, no sofas, no Spode. Zero. Nada. Nothing. Absolutely no online or brocante shopping, support squirrel!
spend a whole month fixing what you have.
free content idea. You’re welcome. Signed Your friendly (old) tattlers.
And also keeps an outdated lamp/table because it was in the farmhouse when she bought it. It was probably a charity purchase back then.
Up to the attic you go for another 20 years gathering wood worm, dust and bat tit.
If it’s broken fix it. If it’s truly sentimental or valuable, fix it or take a photo of it for your memory box.
if Your 40+ room personal residence (of no historical significance) is bursting at the seams with stuff, YOU have a problem.
Id like to issue a challenge to Fanny and her misfits, absolutely nothing new (or old) comes in to the farmhouse for one whole month, no soup turines, no silverware, no scrap of fabric, no laboutins, no hedgehogs paraphernalia, no frames, no sofas, no Spode. Zero. Nada. Nothing. Absolutely no online or brocante shopping, support squirrel!
spend a whole month fixing what you have.
free content idea. You’re welcome. Signed Your friendly (old) tattlers.
Yes!! Ready for that hideous modern farmhouse style to go. And it certainly doesn't fit in with a Chateau. It's a very American thing.
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