The Chateau Diaries #211 There's hoarding, then there's Stephanie Jarvis, who just loves filth!

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I know another question. But does everyone carry a yellow emergency vest in their car like Fanny was wearing when she totally blamed Steven Fry for her running out of gas....???
Yes, it's the law. Though she flouts the law in many ways, she probably does keep a yellow vest or two in her cars... and because they are yellow. Plus she will like to be seen doing the right thing in order to prove she's being a responsible adult. In France, drivers are subject to fines of €100 for not carrying high visibility safety vests in their car. Rental cars, vans etc are also required to have them in stored in the car trunk/boot. The French police like to stop drivers to check, especially those just coming off the ferries or channel tunnel. It's a good little money earner for them. It's viewed as a sneaky little law that most tourists are not aware of. But I'm reminded of that time when Snorts went dashing across the road to save a hedgehog from being squished. By law, that was illegal without him wearing a yellow high vis vest. Save the hedgehog- squish Snorts instead!

Much thanks to ComtesseRose for the new thread. Superb, as always. 😊
 
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So....Fanny Flash and sir Snortalott were at Versailles .....i wondered already why the puffs went there in winter... she is letting belive her patreons and followers that she was working hard...but in the meantime there was time for pleasure...offcourse we knew she wouldnt stay there for the heating going in place...starting first the 10 th of Januari...what a bunch of sneaky little buggers... :eek: so the year hasnt even started and Madame has already a few weeks of parties and holidays behind her teeth....omg those people who suport that sceem are utterly mad....supporting her and being lied to...you cant make it up...have to say she stretches her goodwill up...not so smart in my opinion...

i wonder who will call her out on this...on her next livechat...we know there are more than the 15 of us reading here...

Thnks @ComtesseRose for the new thread and @KiKiGee for your sherlock holmeswork...also many thanks for the person, sorry i forgot your name... uploading the patreonvideos...you are treasures!!
 
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Remember Isobella Snook???
"Sales & Marketing Director + Designer @onehundredstars ❣Antiques Enthusiast ❣Peak District Regular ❣A true deb at heart"
She was a Summer/2022 guest at Chateau de Lalande.
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So Stephanie Jarvis, Ricardo and the pugs, were at Versailles with Isobella Snook....
Who else was there???
What was Stephanie Jarvis wearing??? She looks like a pilgrim.

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Fashion week is over, pugs are cute, we have some great friends and one day we’re going to live in Paris… ❤🇫🇷 #workinparis #relaxinversailles
Confusing. On Wednesday, Stephanie was telling us (or rather patrons) that she was in Vienna for three days, now it appears she was at Versailles yesterday? Either way, Stephanie's Grand Tour of Europe is in full swing, while on the Youtube channel of the same name - tumbleweed for weeks or months.
 
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Being a bit of a sad bastard(ess) I like to keep a tally of the subscribers on channels I watch.
I've noticed something a bit odd which I expect the brainboxes on here 😄 will probably be able to answer:-
Escape to Rural France
7/8/2022 48.9k subscribers
27/1/2023 120k subscribers!!!!!!!
Subscribers have been crawling up before this.

Chateau Diaries for same period added 14k subscribers.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
 
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You think KCIII does not recognise their immense importance? After all they are second-hand descendants of somebody who once had the honour to be sent to greet Marie Antoinette! ;)
maybe one of Fannies ancestors washed the underpants of Henry VIII....lets not give her ideas....she bought a fake title...you know...she is already delusional enough... 🙄 before you know it her vlogs are sponsored by My Inheritage...
 
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Remember Isobella Snook???
"Sales & Marketing Director + Designer @onehundredstars ❣Antiques Enthusiast ❣Peak District Regular ❣A true deb at heart"
She was a Summer/2022 guest at Chateau de Lalande.
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So Stephanie Jarvis, Ricardo and the pugs, were at Versailles with Isobella Snook....
Who else was there???
What was Stephanie Jarvis wearing??? She looks like a pilgrim.

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babygermain
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Fashion week is over, pugs are cute, we have some great friends and one day we’re going to live in Paris… ❤🇫🇷 #workinparis #relaxinversailles
Stuart was working fashion week but unlikely to have had time to socialise. It would appear that this 100 stars lady and Stuart are acquainted... staying at the tit'o at the same time (see photo, that's Stuart next to her at the kitchen table). There appears to have been a change of hair colour. Looked better lighter, more natural. Just my opinion.
 
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Now that their trip to Versailles has been rumbled how quickly can they change next weeks vlogs to include this trip to prove that she doesn’t manipulate the story to only let you see what she wants to be public knowledge. I knew there was more to all the fleeting visits, references to Paris. What a lying tart.
 
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Now that their trip to Versailles has been rumbled how quickly can they change next weeks vlogs to include this trip to prove that she doesn’t manipulate the story to only let you see what she wants to be public knowledge. I knew there was more to all the fleeting visits, references to Paris. What a lying tart.
she appears on her vlogs as so disorganized...no fuel...almost forgot her laptop....but she doesnt miss one single party...so manipulative..playing the dumb poor silly middleaged fake blonde...but that woman is a manipulative moneyhungry wolf..... disguised as a silly innocent lamb...who uses everybody and everything... she can grab her claws on...
 
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Don't you think they will want to attend themselves?
Oh but Fanny, princess of tat, will be invited to attend all the celebrations dontcherkno. She’ll be upgraded to Buck House to stay with the family. Or perhaps as a guest of His Majesty’s Government in care of Inland Revenue.
 
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Now that their trip to Versailles has been rumbled how quickly can they change next weeks vlogs to include this trip to prove that she doesn’t manipulate the story to only let you see what she wants to be public knowledge. I knew there was more to all the fleeting visits, references to Paris. What a lying tart.
Now we know why those latest vlogs were so timey wimey, it was to cover her tracks
 
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tit, tit tit. Just doing a little channel hopping to see what tit is on offer tonight. Got to Cherie 25 and... fml philly and angelina are filling my screen. It must be the very first series (?) as they are chateau hunting. The program is called - "Château XXL Le defi d'une vie. Oh f@#k, now angel flouro hair is on! Pass the remote. No more. No more. Looks like a videofest tonight!!!
 
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Billy made a commercial for festool...not familiar with the brand...

Mo filled the potholes again with Pa...i would guess they would know someone who can tarmac the driveway cheap and quick... ;) but no...they did it the same time and the same way as last year...and it doesnt work...they should know by now...i would hate to have a driveway like that....maybe Billy could spend some money on that??

And Dan is putting blocks on top of eachother...if i see a concrete mixer appear here i think i will scream....i also saw a kid with a sack of candy...we were given a few pieces of candy...inside..when i was a kid...not a whole sack to eat empty...what do these kids eat all the time?? crap?? we were given an apple or a pear...or something else if we wanted something..but not candy all the time...
 
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So will Fanny fibber come clean about her Versailles trip she is a lazy shallow wench. I wouldn't want her at my party she is so annoying and always over dressed
 
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I have always considered being a YTber a "job" in today's media and work environment.
Why not do it if you are vlogging interesting content and you can make a living from it with views/likes/subscriptions? Their business is obviously very seasonal as it is farming/gardening based.
Good for them in being so open and honest. Honesty is always the best policy and many other YT vloggers could defo take a page out of their book imo. I wish them much future success as they work really hard. :)
Nicholas Fairbottom was/ is a count of Lalande. Did we know that!.🤣
 

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So will Fanny fibber come clean about her Versailles trip she is a lazy shallow wench. I wouldn't want her at my party she is so annoying and always over dressed
Fanny at our place for a party?? oh my...my guests would ask themselves behind my back...if i had shares in a whorehouse in Antwerp... 🙄
 
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This fake blonde narcissist will do and say anything to deflect all the faults on other people!
Nothing, absolutely nothing is ever her fault. Ironically, she just carted a ton more garbage from London in a rented van!

It's her farmhouse, anything she keeps there is on her.



BTW, thanks @ComtesseRose for this new thread!
And this is how much they valued the oh so precious looky likey not nearly a Versailles billiards table.
Stephanie said on that vlog ‘oh we are having such fun having a girly day’, with PhiPhi oohing and ahhing over everything. His feminine side seems to be back and front too
 

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And this is how much they valued the oh so precious looky likey not nearly a Versailles billiards table.
Stephanie said on that vlog ‘oh we are having such fun having a girly day’, with PhiPhi oohing and ahhing over everything. His feminine side seems to be back and front too
if i had so much crap in my house....i think i also would escape to Versailles... 🙄
 
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And Dan is putting blocks on top of eachother...if i see a concrete mixer appear here i think i will scream....i also saw a kid with a sack of candy...we were given a few pieces of candy...inside..when i was a kid...not a whole sack to eat empty...what do these kids eat all the time?? crap?? we were given an apple or a pear...or something else if we wanted something..but not candy all the time...
The man is out of content ideas!

A cement mixer, block-laying with extra crotch and butt crack shots are all he's got left to show.

He paid $250 to the Casey Neistat School of Filmmaking and Story-telling to learn how to create uninteresting content.

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